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"Krabby Patty Report" is a SpongeBob SquarePants Goodbye, Krabby Patty? short. In this short, Perch Perkins and Patrick fight over Krabby Patties.



The short begins with Perch Perkins in front of a long line at the Krusty Krab for frozen Krabby Patties. He talks about how well known Krabby Patties are, and pans the camera over to various things that are based on the patties.

SpongeBob and Patrick appear quickly during the news report and introduce themselves. Perkins explains that they are not doing interviews and pushes the two out of the way. Patrick explains that he likes the frozen Krabby Patties since they are popular and turns around to show a drawing of them on his back.

SpongeBob gives Perch a patty to taste, to which he shouts "Yes!" and tells how much he loves them. He grabs more patties from the box Patrick is holding, while running around. Perch then grabs one more, which annoys Patrick and results in him chasing him.

Mr. Krabs is then seen on a booth he set up himself to sell more patties, as Perch runs passed and grabs one. Sandals takes a bite of his patty, then Patrick runs and steals it from him. Mr. Krabs puts up a sign that reads "No refunds" on his booth.

The short ends with Perch taking even more patties, with Patrick and the rest of the customers on the line chasing him and SpongeBob following them, having Bikini Bottom destroyed in the process.



 ) Production music
 ) Original music
 ) SpongeBob music

  Bikini Bottom News Theme - Nicolas Carr [The opening]
  Screw on the Loose - Tony Lowry [Perch Perkins' news report]
  Birth of the Krabby Patty - Nicolas Carr ["Yes! I finally feel like I'm part of something!"]
  SpongeBob Theme II - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [The ending]




Cultural references

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  • Perch Perkins gobbles up everybody's Krabby Patties in a similar fashion to Pac-Man.