This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob Gold short "Krabby Patty IRL," which aired on February 2017.

  • Flipper: Dear Mom, when I first went to work at Nickelodeon, I was really nervous that people would make fun of me. You know, 'cause I'm a Krabby Patty. It did take some getting used to, 'cause I was the first Krabby Patty they ever worked with. But everyone was so nice. I felt like I fit in right away. We have a lot of fun. Of course, I do have some problems sometimes. Like, using the copier can become a bit, challenging. And I still haven't mastered picking up pens. But my new friends at work say it's been really helpful having me around. All in all, I have to say, I get in the swing of it here in the big city. I do miss Bikini Bottom sometimes, but I feel like I'm making my way here. I even started exercise classes. To get rid of some of my spare burger. And get this: just the other day, they hired this new girl at the office from our same hometown. She seems really nice. I think things are gonna be just fine. Love, your big city Krabby Patty, Flipper.
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