If you were looking for the article about the episode, then see The Krabby Kronicle.

The Krabby Kronicle is a newspaper that appears in the episode of the same name and a trailer for the video game Nicktoons MLB. It was the official newspaper of the Krusty Krab.



Known articles

  1. Local Resident Watches Pole! (featuring Patrick): then changed to "Local Resident Marries Pole!"
  2. Boating Teacher in High Speed Chase (featuring Mrs. Puff)
  3. Larry the Loser Beaten Up by Pipsqueak (featuring Larry)
  4. Plankton's Chum Made of Your Chums!!! The Chum Bucket serves your friends in more ways than one (featuring Plankton)
  5. Sandy Cheeks or Sandy Chump? Bushy Tailed Brainiac really a Slow-Witted Squirrel! (featuring Sandy)
  6. Krabs Overworks Employee Reaps Rewards Krabby Kronicle mastermind behind bogus stories pays his tired, under-age reporter pennies while he rakes in the dough (featuring Mr. Krabs)



The Krabby Kronicle was founded by Mr. Krabs when he sprouted an idea to promote the Krusty Krab, which had no new customers in months, and make some cash. Mr. Krabs installed a printing press, a Krabby Kronicle sign, and hired SpongeBob to be the reporter/photographer to make up stories. When SpongeBob "messes" it up and made it boring to read, Mr. Krabs forces him to exaggerate and make it exciting.

Prime time

The Krabby Kronicle was in its prime time by writing false news in the papers and charging 25 cents per word. SpongeBob made the papers and reported on "news," while Mr. Krabs admired the cash he was making because of the Krabby Kronicle. However, SpongeBob saw the citizens' lives become living miseries because of it and tried to tell Mr. Krabs, but he would not listen.

He eventually turned against Mr. Krabs and decided to make him stick up to the truth, staying up all night long and writing a legitimate news article that claimed Mr. Krabs was forcing him to write bogus stories and paid him pennies while he adored the money he was making because of the paper.

Shut down

The Krabby Kronicle is shut down when the entire city is affected and sees SpongeBob's news article reporting of how Mr. Krabs is overworking him and paying him pennies. They throw a riot in the Krusty Krab, surprising Mr. Krabs. They told him of how it ruined their lives, and one person calls Mr. Krabs' treatment of the city and SpongeBob sick and inhumane. Then they beat the life out of Mr. Krabs, take their money back, and leave. Mr. Krabs fell to pieces and misses his money so much he isn't even upset with SpongeBob.

Aftermath and following effects

Mr. Krabs decided to counterfeit money using the Krabby Kronicle news press. By now, everybody was furious of all the lies and separated from him. Strangely, however, Patrick was actually married to the street sign described in the newspaper because of the lie. This surprised SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs, and what happened to the press after that is unknown, though it is likely that Mr. Krabs had to shut down the newspaper due to the city taking back their money. This is also supported by the fact that neither the printing press, nor the newspaper itself is mentioned or seen in any future episodes.

Later appearances

It appears in a trailer for Nicktoons MLB.

Krusty Krab (VE)

Owner: Eugene H. Krabs

Current employees: SpongeBob SquarePantsSquidward Tentacles

Other employees: JimPatrick StarSandy CheeksPearl KrabsSheldon J. PlanktonKaren PlanktonMrs. PuffGary the SnailCarlStanley S. SquarePantsNot SpongeBobFrankSpongeBot SteelPantsSpongeBob SquarePants copiesDoodleBobSquid DoodlePatriciaLord PoltergeistMini PatrickDonut demonJellien Mr. KrabsJellien SquidwardJellien Patrick

Variations: 5-Star Krusty KrabKrusty FactoryKrusty Krab MuseumKrabby O'Monday'sKuddly KrabKrusty SpongeKrusty TowersIce-Skating RinkSecret Krusty KrabRusty KrabKrusty PlanktonGranny Plankton's Krabby PattiesBubbly KrabKrusty SlammerThe Trusty SlabKrusty Bucket

Machines: Krusty Krab grillDeep fryerKrusty Krab dishwasherKrusty Krab freezerKrusty Krab cash registerPatty GadgetTrash chuteKrusty Krab televisionPinch-o-MaticOn-time percentage machineSoda machineKrusty phone

Food: Krabby PattyCoral bitsDeluxe Krabby PattyEmergency Krabby PattiesKrabby Patty in a CanKrusty Kid's MealPipsqueak PattyKrusty DogsKelp friesMonster Krabby PattyKrusty Krab pizzaPattyChopper PattyJelly PattyNasty PattyPretty PattySponge PattySpongy PattiesRelish PattyHash brownsExecutive TreatmentKrabby PâtéKrusty ChumKrabby SoupCrying JohnnyDouble Triple Bossy DeluxeKetchupMustardKelp KetchupMayonnaiseSea PotatoesSecret PattyThe Krabby Mint PattyRainbowgerAged PattyKing-Size Ultra Krabby SupremeTriple Krabby SupremeAll-Bun PattyTriple Krabby Patty with five scoops of ice creamPlanky PattyHot sauceLardButterCheesePicklesLettuceTomatoOnionsBunsMilkshakeKrabby Patty BombDoodle Krabby PattyDanger PattiesNight PattyGreat pacific garbage patchSucker ShakeHowling RingsHot mustardDolly Patties

Commercials: Krusty Krab CommercialKrusty Krab Commercial (old)Krusty Kids' Meal Commercial

Vehicles: Patty WagonMobile Krusty Krab

Other: Squidward's workstationGalley GrubOrder Here signPatty vaultKrusty Krab red alert modeMimeco alarmLost and FoundKrusty KateringKrusty Krab employee hatKrusty Krab advertisingKrusty Krab playsetMini Krusty Krab playsetKrusty Krab Industries Labor AgreementKrusty Krab Rule BookEmployee HandbookPatty PalThe Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing WellCondiment IslandKrusty Krab surveillance roomKrusty PoolKrusty Krab Talent ShowEating contest beltKrusty Krab drive-thruMr. Krabs' secret laboratoryNo Refunds signFace in the darknessNosferatuJellyfish Jelly FactoryKrusty Bucket employee hatEmployee break room

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