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"Kooky Cooks" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from Season 12. In this episode, after a disaster at a fancy restaurant, Mrs. Puff thinks Mr. Krabs is too cheap, so he hires SpongeBob and Squidward as waiters to impress her.
- French Narrator
- SpongeBob SquarePants
- Eugene H. Krabs
- Mrs. Puff
- Squidward Tentacles
- Pearl Krabs
- Fancy! waiter (debut)
- Incidental 63
- Incidental F14
- Incidental F9
- Fancy dandy fish
- Male judge
- Incidental F18
- Incidental 95
- Curly-haired lady
- Incidental 27
- Incidental 107
- Incidental 158
|( ‣ ) Associated production music|
|( • ) Original music|
|( ◦ ) SpongeBob music|
• Greenhorn Rag - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Title card]
‣ ? [Mr. Krabs dating Mrs. Puff at Fancy! restaurant]
‣ Evil Mind 3 - Dick de Benedictis ["Don't accept it, Krabs! You're gonna go broke!"]
‣ ? ["Hehehe. I'll get soup all over me nice shoot and our meal will be free."]
‣ Ta-ra A - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [Krabs and Mrs. Puff get their bowl soup given]
‣ ? [Mrs. Puff discovers Krabs took SpongeBob to the Fancy! restaurant to get a free meal]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 5 - Jeremy Wakefield [Waiter kicks Krabs out of Fancy! restaurant]
• Salt Water Works - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Mrs. Puff gets angry at Krabs for ruining their date because of his cheapness]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 10 - Jeremy Wakefield [Krabs eats the soup]
• In a Minor Mood Jig - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [Krabs orders SpongeBob to cook a fancy dinner for him and Mrs. Puff]
• Parting of the Clouds - Nicolas Carr ["Fancy pants for a fancy meal."]
• Credit Card Heaven - Nicolas Carr ["Fancy pants for a fancy meal."]
• In a Minor Mood Jig - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr ["Ha! SpongeBob can't cook anything but grease trap muck, he's not a gourmet like moi."]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 22 - Jeremy Wakefield ["I once made a Krabby Patty with three buns."]
• Galley Cooks Shanty - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [Krabs orders Squidward to be the food supervisor and Pearl to be the waiter]
• Drunken Sailor Solo Accordion-2 - Nicolas Carr [Sailors escape from Krabs' oven]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 2 - Jeremy Wakefield [Krabs runs to open his house's door to Mrs. Puff]
• Lounging and Fine Dining - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [Krabs receives Mrs. Puff at his house]
‣ The Dreadnought Tea Clipper (B) - Robert Alexander White, Tim Laycock [SpongeBob makes two "fancy" salads for Krabs and Mrs. Puff]
‣ Elevator Lounge - Billy Lincoln [Krabs discovers the "fancy" salads have dish soap on them]
• Melodramatic Moments - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [Krabs scolds SpongeBob and Squidward for adding dish soap in the "fancy" salads]
• Fooling Around 2 - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [SpongeBob makes "soup" for Krabs and Mrs. Puff]
‣ Lazybones - Xavier Edmunds, Zoltan Biscotti [Krabs avoiding Mrs. Puff to eating the food made by SpongeBob]
• Melodramatic Moments - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr ["You two better come up with something tasty, or your both DOUBLE FIRED!!"]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 1 - Jeremy Wakefield ["Just make something eatable!!"]
• Humorous Conversation - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [SpongeBob takes a dessert from the oven]
• Greenhorn Rag - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob and Squidward having a food fight which ends with SpongeBob covered with batter and baked in the oven]
‣ Impending Danger - Otto Sieben [Pearl serves the "dessert" to Krabs and Mrs. Puff]
‣ Like Strange - Kenny Graham [Mrs. Puff grabs Krabs' claw and throws him on the floor]
‣ Horror-Scope - Ronald Hanmer [Closeup of the baked SpongeBob]
• Porous Pursuit - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Krabs, Squidward and Pearl trying to avoid Mrs. Puff to eat the baked SpongeBob]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 26 - Jeremy Wakefield ["Uh... Puffykins... I don't know how to say this but..."]
• Skipping to School - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Mrs. Puff realizes she ate SpongeBob]
• Lap Steel - Nicolas Carr [One operation later...]
• ? [SpongeBob serves a Krabby Patty to Mrs. Puff at the Krusty Krab]
• Credit Card Heaven - Nicolas Carr [Closeup of the Krabby Patty with three buns]
• Another Krusty Krab Day 3 - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [Mrs. Puff eats the Krabby Patty with three buns]
• Porous Pursuit - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Ending]
- Serving food when it's not fancy enough.
- This episode is available on The Complete Twelfth Season DVD.
- This episode was released on The Complete Twelfth Season DVD on January 12, 2021, before airing on American television.
- The title card is similar to "Lame and Fortune," "Plankton Retires," and "Insecurity Guards," but the flowers are absent.
- This is the third episode where Mrs. Puff and Mr. Krabs go on a date at Fancy! The first is "Krusty Love" and the second is "My Two Krabses."
- This is also the second time in season 12 Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff go on a date at Fancy!
- SpongeBob and Squidward were previously waiters in "Krusty Katering."
- This is the first episode directed by Bob Camp, filling the spot of former director Adam Paloian.
- Coincidentally, both this episode and its sister involve Mr. Krabs having SpongeBob and Squidward do something for his own benefit.
- In the Hebrew version, the "Zee Next Morning" and "One Operation Later" time cards are not translated.
- This is the first episode to use the track "The Dreadnought Tea Clipper (b)" since "The Curse of Bikini Bottom."
- This episode marks the final appearance of Mrs. Puff and Pearl Krabs in season 12.
- The Hebrew version of the title card translates to "Madness in the Kitchen."
- A clip from this episode was released in "Top 5 Funniest Moments from New Episodes" video on official Nick Russia and Asia Facebook account on November 24, 2020. 
- This marks the first time "Greenhorn Rag" plays as the title card music since the season 9 episode "Jailbreak!" (which premiered 7 years earlier).
- When Mr. Krabs blows a bubble, a message is heard after it pops. This is a callback to "Naughty Nautical Neighbors".
- In one frame, Mr. Krabs' mouth is missing.
- For a split second, Mr. Krabs is strangely cropped while drinking soda.
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- ^ https://web.archive.org/web/20210203222954/https://www.telsu.fi/paavo-pesusieni/5
- ^ https://twitter.com/VincentWaller72/status/1144975599636627456
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