Kelp cream looks like whipped cream, and comes in a light teal can with a tea-green label; said can resembles those of the aforementioned dairy product. The food itself is light green like kelp.
Role in series
The main objective of the level "Cavernous Canyons" is to obtain the kelp cream.
- It is a parody of whipped cream.
- Although whipped cream is supposed to be released from its can by pressing its tip, Patrick is able to release the kelp cream by squeezing the can.