Ka-Ching

If you were looking for the article about the song from "Selling Out", then see Feeling of Greed.

"Ka-Ching" is a song written by Eban Schletter for the musical SpongeBob SquarePants: The Sponge Who Could Fly, which is based on the episode "The Sponge Who Could Fly."

Lyrics[]

Mr. Krabs: Ka-ching, ka-ching

I love to hear it ring

Reminds me of the ting-a-ling that only cash can bring

Ka-ching, ka-ching

It makes me want to sing

A giggly little diddy about me favorite sound, ka-ching

The clink of shiny nickels

The clank of weening dimes

There's a sparkle to the sound that gets me grinnin' every time

The rustle o' dollar bills as they're counted out

Always makes me jolly, makes me want to jump and shout, ha ha!

Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching

What a wonderfully wonderful ring-a-ding-ding

A jingle that tingles with a fring-a-ding-ding

Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching

Every time I hear it ring, I feel like I'm the king

Now I remember once I took a check, but that scribblin' started to confuse me

And the thought of taking it to the bank did not amuse me

But when I put it in the register, a miracle occurred

'Cause when I closed the register drawer, what did you think I heard?

Bikini Bottomites: Ka-ching? Ka-ching!

Mr. Krabs: No, no, no. That wasn't it. It was a whole choir of ka-chings! (laughs)

Bikini Bottomites: Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching

All: Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching

Mr. Krabs: What a glorious, glittering, gleaming delight

There's no better sound and no better sight

I dream every day and night, of...

Bikini Bottomites: Cash money, money, money

Cash money, money, money

Cash and change

Change, change-a-lang, change-a-lang, change-a-lang-a-lang

Ka-chang, ka-ching, ka-wow!

Mr. Krabs: Money

Bikini Bottomites: Ka-chang

Mr. Krabs: Cold hard cash

Bikini Bottomites: Ka-ching-a-ling-ding

Mr. Krabs: Ka-ching-a-ling-ding

Bikini Bottomites: Ka-ching, ka-ching

Mr. Krabs: Ka-ching

Bikini Bottomites: Ka-ching, ka-ching

Mr. Krabs: Ka-ching-a-ching

Bikini Bottomites: Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching

Mr. Krabs: Money, money, money, money, cash and change

Nickels, ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling

Bikini Bottomites: Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching

Mr. Krabs: All that glitters, all that rings gives me the tingles

Get back to work!

Music (V • T • E)

Episode songs:	SpongeBob SquarePants Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight • Ripped Pants • The Krusty Krab Pizza • Jellyfish Jam • F.U.N. Song • Doing the Sponge • Blow the Man Down • I Wanna Go Home • Loop de Loop • Bossy Boots Song • That's What Friends Do • The Very First Christmas • This Grill Is Not a Home • Sweet Victory • Hey All You People • Give It All You've Got • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • Sweater Song • Electric Zoo • Underwater Sun • When Worlds Collide • You're Old • Camp Fire Song Song • I Wish I Could Fly • He's Flying • All You Need Is Friends to Fly • Gary's Song • Where's Gary? • The Feeling of Greed • So Long, Bikini Bottom • Birthday Girl • Down the Well • The Best Day Ever • I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You • If I Could Talk to Money • Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star • Bubble Song • Fueling the Bus • Mr. Krabs' song • Sandy's song • Plankton's song • Squidward's song • Back in Encino • Goodbye, Atlantis • Together • Dead Eye • Idiot Friends • I Love Krabby Patties • Frying Up Patties • The Suction Cup Symphony • Bee Line for the Tree Line • Oh, My Karen • A Day Like This • Krabby Patty Jingle • Rubber Hose Rag • The Scurvy Song • Oh, Krusty Krab • Beautiful Dreamer • Jellyfishing • Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance • Rodeo Song • Gratitude • Squidward's Tiki Land • Musical Doodle • Dear Friend • Neat Clarinet • The Road Song • Ghouls O The Briny Deep • Santa Has His Eye on Me • Hot Fruitcake • Don't Be a Jerk • High Tide Time • Never Give Up • Two Thumbs Down • Who Am I? • I Hate People • Ahhhh • My Leg Is In Love! • He's Our Mermaid Man • Filthy Muck • Flippin' Out • Gloves Song • Feeding Frenzy • Pets Are People Too • Goober Rag • Everything Juice • Old Man Jenkins Had a Farm • Sammy Suckerfish Song • Sweet Neptune, Help Me! I'm Pinned Under Weights In My Home Gym! Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years Tag, You're It • Square Dance Song • Eye of the Hotdog The Patrick Star Show The Patrick Song • Let's Be Dumb • Sad Song • Dueling Jingles • The Granny Tentacles Show Theme Song • The Neighborhood Song • World of Friendship • Baby Stars Theme Song • Jailhouse Workout

Movie songs:	The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Goofy Goober Theme Song • Now That We're Men • Goofy Goober Rock • Ocean Man • SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy • Just a Kid • The Best Day Ever The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Teamwork • Squeeze Me • Rap Battle • Patrick Star • Sandy Squirrel The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run It's Always Summer in Bikini Bottom • On the Road Again • Dream Weaver • How We Do • Livin' La Vida Loca • Gary's Song • My Heart Will Go On • Secret to the Formula • Take On Me • Agua • Krabby Step • Snail: I'm Avail Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie My Name is Sandy Cheeks • She Makes Waves • The Amazing Flying Cheeks • Squidward Breathes • This Squirrel's Done Good • Sandy Cheeks Theme

Album-exclusive songs:	The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - Music from the Movie and More... Prince Paul's Bubble Party • Bikini Bottom • They'll Soon Discover • Under My Rock • You Better Swim • Employee of the Month The Best Day Ever Barnacles! • My Tighty Whiteys • Ridin' the Hook • Superior • Doin' the Krabby Patty • You Will Obey! • Who Wants to Race Me? • Fishin' for Money • Bikini Bottom - Rock Bottom It's a SpongeBob Christmas! Christmas Eve Jitters • Santa Won't Let You Down • Snowflakes • Pretty Ribbons and Bows • Wet, Wet Christmas • Ho Ho Hoedown • Christmas Is Mine Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Thank Gosh It's Monday

Musical songs:	Bikini Bottom Day • BFF • No Control • When the Going Gets Tough • (Just a) Simple Sponge • Daddy Knows Best • Hero is My Middle Name • Super Sea Star Savior • Tomorrow Is • Poor Pirates • Bikini Bottom Boogie • Chop to the Top • (I Guess I) Miss You • I'm Not a Loser

Miscellaneous songs:	Theme songs SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song • Kamp Koral Theme Song • The Patrick Star Show Theme Song Short songs List of short songs Other Beats by Bob • Everybody Loves the Sponge • Frozen Krabby Patty Song • Just 10 Minutes • Plankton and Krabs • Plankton & Karen Love Song • The Positivity Song • SpongeBob's Birthday • The SpongeBob History Song • Squidward's Back • We Makin' Krabby Patties