This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Truth or Square short "Juice Man," which aired on December 8, 2009.

  • [in Goo Lagoon]
  • SpongeBob: Go long. [throws a green frisbee in the air and then chases after it himself, a fish drinking juice watches SpongeBob run by him but then the frisbee hits him in the head, causing his juice to spill on the sand, SpongeBob catches the frisbee] Gotcha.
  • Fish: You spilled my juice! [cries]
  • SpongeBob: [gasps] Aw, don't cry, you little dickens. [uses his toes to wipe off the tears, as he gets a tear, his toe enlarges, the fish gets an idea] Tu-jh-Tu-jh. You're in good hands. [sucks up the juice on the ground and then extracts it into his cup] There you are, darling. Lots of vitamins in there. [a group of fish walk up]
  • Fish #2: Look you, guys, Jimmy's hanging out with Juiceman.
  • All: (Muttering, Shattering, Yelling)
  • [SpongeBob winks]
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