This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie short "Interview with Carlos," which aired on 2004.
- [video begins with Carlos' submarine descending to the bottom of the ocean, with Carlos looking out, spotting SpongeBob and Patrick trying to catch a jellyfish]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [singing] La la la! La la la! La la la!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [lights flood the screen and illuminate the boys] Huh?
- Patrick: [eyes wide] SpongeBob, what kind of jellyfish is that?
- SpongeBob: It's not a jellyfish, Patrick! [grabs Patrick and pulls him closer] It's a spaceship!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [shaking and holding each other] Ohhhhhhh!
- Carlos: Hey guys, it's Carlos from the Zone. I was wondering if you could answer a few questions?
- Patrick: Questions?! [eyes widen, throws his hands towards his head and panics] Run for your lives!
- SpongeBob: No, Pat! Don't ya see? It wants to learn about our world! And it's chosen us.
- Patrick: Wh-yayy! [waves arms in excitement] We've been chosen.
- Carlos: Yeah. So guys, can you tell us about your latest adventure?
- SpongeBob: Well this one adventure we had was a real loo-loo.
- Patrick: You mean when we went after Neptune's Crown?
- SpongeBob: But it wasn't just about some old crown. It was about…believing in yourself [they grab their fists and look serious as fanfare plays in the distance]
- Carlos: That's something I think we'd all like to hear about.
- SpongeBob: Well, it had everything! It had…DRAMA! [turns flashlight on and points it upwards at his face] It had…ACTION! [punches himself in the face]
- Patrick: It had romance. [looks dumbfounded and lovestruck as a heart emerges from him]
- SpongeBob: It had some…comedy. [wearing goofy clothes and eye glasses, the eyes fall from the glasses on springs]
- Patrick: [close up of his face]There were even parts of the adventure that we weren't even in![back to regular shot of both] It seemed bigger than our usual adventures.
- SpongeBob: [sounds serious like] Yes, and with fewer interruptions.
- Carlos: Well, thanks guys. [submarine begins to ascend to surface as Carlos' voice grows distant] We'll see you in the movieeeeeee.
- SpongeBob: [waving] Bye!
- Patrick: [looks at SpongeBob confused] Movie? What's that?
- SpongeBob: [shrugs his shoulders] I dunno.
- [video ends with SpongeBob and Patrick forgetting everything that just happened and return to trying to capture the jellyfish from the beginning]