SpongeBob says "Hi" to him, but due to his rancid breath, his skin subsequently disintegrates.
SpongeBob gets mail from him while he is working on his boating school essay. SpongeBob tries to waste time by asking him about where he gets his mail from, before he reminds SpongeBob that he has an essay to write.
He arrives by vehicle to deliver a TV to SpongeBob and Patrick. They then dump the TV and play in the box.
"The Great Snail Race"
Squidward gets a package from him delivering his new snail, Snellie. He pronounces Squidward's name wrong by calling him Mr. Tennisballs.
Later, when Squidward is looking for a friend, he finds him, who says he is more of an introvert than a kidder. Squidward finds out he also likes toast pointed and fancy art galleries, but after he reveals that he hates clarinets, Squidward leaves and he gets upset.