"Idiot Friends" is a song sung in the episode "Pest of the West." SpongeBuck SquarePants and Pecos Patrick sing it on stage at the Krusty Kantina accompanied by Hopalong Tentacles on the piano.


SpongeBuck: Hey, everybody! It's good to be here at the Krusty Kantina! We got a real special show for y'all tonight featuring my new best pal, This guy! He's an idiot.
[The audience cheers]
Pecos Patrick: So what're we gonna sing about, SpongeBuck?
SpongeBuck: We're gonna sing a song about friends.
Pecos Patrick: What kind of friends, SpongeBuck?
SpongeBuck: Well, listen up and I'll tell you.
[Piano vamps]
SpongeBuck: Who's there for you, when you are sad and down?
Pecos Patrick: Hey! (Buffalo Skulls: Idiot friends!)
Who picks you up and smacks you all around? (Ocean Flowers: Idiot friends!)
SpongeBuck: Who puts thorns in you, so you can save the town?
Pecos Patrick: Idiot friends, idiot friends...
SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Background: Idiot friends!
Pecos Patrick: Duh, duh duh duh, doo duh doo doh doh...
SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Background: Idiot friends!
Pecos Patrick: Duh dee duh duh, doo, duh duh duh...
SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Background: Idiot friends!
Pecos Patrick: Dee duh duh, duh dooh dooh, duh doh!
You know, SpongeBuck, all we been a-doin' is singin' about what I've done for you. Well, what have you done for me?
[Dead Eye Plankton drops Pecos Patrick's pants and laughs]
SpongeBuck: Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground?
Pecos Patrick: Thanks, buddy.
Dead Eye Plankton: Curses!
Pecos Patrick: Only an idiot friend would do that!
SpongeBuck: Let's bring it home, idiot friend!
Pecos Patrick: Okay!
SpongeBuck: Who lets you ride on his coffin?
Pecos Patrick: Who slaps you hard and often?
SpongeBuck: What do you and me have in common?
SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick: We're i-di-ot...
[the audience cheers]
SpongeBuck: Thank you, thank you very much!


Pest of the West (VE)

Characters: SpongeBuck SquarePantsPecos PatrickDead Eye PlanktonHopalong SquidwardPappy KrabsPolene PuffTalking skullsTapeyPatrick RevereRosie Cheeks

Locations: Dead Eye GulchKrusty KantinaDead Eye Funeral Parlor and Ice Cream ParlorDead Eye Jail

Shorts: Sea Horse Riding Made EasySpurskateSaloon Door SorrowsYokel to Tough Guy

Miscellaneous: DVDBookGameSpurskate (sport)Pest of the West Showdown (event)

Music (VTE)

Original Theme HighlightsThe SpongeBob SquarePants MovieThe Yellow AlbumThe Best Day EverThe Sponge Who Could FlySpongeBob's Greatest HitsIt's a SpongeBob Christmas!Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of WaterThe SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Theme SongA Day Like ThisAhhhhAll You Need is FriendsThe Alphabet SongAttitude of GratitudeBack in EncinoBarnacles!Beats by BobBeautiful DreamerBee Line for the Tree LineThe Best Day EverBikini BottomBikini Bottom - Rock BottomBossy BootsThe Bubble SongCampfire Song SongCha-ChingThe ChefBob SongChristmas Eve JittersChristmas Is MineClarinet WizardDead EyeDoing the SpongeDoin' the Krabby PattyDear FriendDon't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)Down the WellThe Dragon is HereElectric ZooEverybody Loves the SpongeEmployee of the MonthFishin' for MoneyFrozen Krabby Patty SongFueling the BusThe F.U.N. SongGary Come HomeGive It All You GotGive Jellyfish Fields a ChanceGood-Bye, AtlantisGoofy Goober RockGoofy Goober SongThis Grill is Not a HomeHe's FlyingHe's Our Mermaid ManHey All You PeopleHey, Mean Mr. BossmanHigh Seas ChantIt's High Time We Went on TourHo Ho HoedownHot FruitcakeI Can't Keep My Eyes Off of YouI Hate PeopleI Wrote ThisIdiot FriendsIf I Could Talk to MoneyI Will Trap SantaI Love Krabby PattiesIf Only I Could Join YouThe Jellyfishing SongJust a KidKrabby Patty Jingle (song)Kung Fu RockThe Krusty Krab PizzaLivin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the MoonlightLoop de LoopMeatball, MeatballMr. Krabs' SongMusical DoodleMy Leg Is In Love!My Tighty WhiteysNever Give UpThe Nitwitting SongNow That We're MenOcean ManOh, Krusty KrabOh, My KarenPets Are People TooPlankton's SongPatrick StarPretty Ribbons and BowsPrehibernation (song)Prince Paul's Bubble PartyPlankton Jams the SignalRidin' the HookRipped PantsRubber Hose RagRap BattleThe Road SongSandy's SongSailing Over The Dogger BankSanta Has His Eye on MeSanta Won't Let You DownSnowflakesSo Long, Bikini BottomSpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of EnergyThe SpongeBob History SongSpongeBob ScaredyPantsSquidward's SongSquidward's Tiki LandSqueeze MeSuperiorSurreptitiously MineSurfin' SummerSandy SquirrelSquidward's BackThe Suction Cup SymphonySweet VictoryScurvy Ain't For the Likes of MeThat's the RodeoThank Gosh It's MondayThumbs SongTeamworkTogetherThey'll Soon DiscoverTruth or Square Theme SongsTexasThat's What Friends DoUnder My RockUnderwater SunThe Very First ChristmasWe've Got ScurvyWhen Worlds CollideWhere's GaryWe're the Ghouls of the Briny DeepWet, Wet ChristmasWho Am I?Who Wants to Race Me?You Will Obey!You Better SwimYou're Old

Short Songs
4-PlyAyCookie, Wookie, Teddy BearIt's All About You GirlIndoorsFor He's A Jolly Good RookieSquidly's 7 SongsBirthday Song for SquidwardBikini Bottom National AnthemI'm PatrickOff to WorkWe're Gonna Be PiratesPearl's Me DaughterThe Striped Sweater SongBest Friends Forever RingSanta's Coming TonightBrush, Brush, Brush My TeethWelcome Home, SandyLife on the PrairieEat at The Krusty KrabLaundry Song

Associated production musicOriginal music

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