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"I Made a New Friend" is a song featured in Plankton: The Movie. This is played by Sheldon J. Plankton after he was hypnotized by SpongeBob to remember how he and Karen met during the copepod's childhood days.

Lyrics[]

Plankton: I was born pure evil, first word was tyranny

Six thousand brothers, six thousand sisters, then there was little old me

There's no doubt I came out the smartest of the bunch

But if you met my family you know that ain't saying much

The family biz was moonfizz, but that buzz weren't for me

I dreamt of global domination! Sweet autocracy...

But my family didn't get me, I was a stranger in my home

Despite being so surrounded, I always felt alone

Had no bud, no best pal, my future was condemned

Till I took a tater and a calculator and I made myself a friend!

Plankton and Karen: I made a new friend! I made a new friend!

Plankton: [spoken] Can you hear me? Bubble once for "yes", and twice for "no".

Karen: [Bubbles]

Plankton: Hehe! Incredible! Do you have a name? [gasp]

Karen: [Bubbles and beeps, displaying her name]

Plankton: Karen! Your name is Karen! [chuckles] My friend, Karen! YAY!!

[singing] We did everything together, we even dressed the same

That spud was my best buddy; Karen was her name!

My world was so much greater with that tater in my life

Never thought a vegetable would one day be my wife

With Karen there to share my dreams, I never felt alone

My calculator, my sweet potato

A friendship had been sown...!

Plankton and Karen: I made a new friend!

Plankton: [spoken] From a tuber!

Plankton and Karen: I made a new friend!

Plankton: [spoken] And a computer!

Plankton and Karen: I made a new friend!

Plankton: [spoken] Literally!

Plankton and Karen: I made a new friend!

Plankton: Wooooo-hohooo!