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"I Hate People" is a song sung by Squidward in the episode "SpongeBob's Place." It is heard when he believes that his plan of running the Krusty Krab out of business was a success. He continues singing until Mr. Krabs comes in and interrupts. Squidward plays an instrumental version of the song on his clarinet in the episode "Scavenger Pants," and it plays while Sandy eats hot dogs in "Squirrel Jelly."