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− | + | {{L|Patrick|''[screaming while flying on his sandboard, then bashes his body on sand mountain. The red word "DEAD" flashes, also making a ¨death¨ sound effect]''}} |
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{{L|''[Screen zooms out, revealing that Patrick is only playing a video game with his character while sandboarding down Sand Mountain]''}} |
{{L|''[Screen zooms out, revealing that Patrick is only playing a video game with his character while sandboarding down Sand Mountain]''}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|Aww, I got dead again |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Aww, I got dead again! This game stinks! ''[hits a rock and screams again while flying, then bashes his body on sand mountain just like on his video game]''}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|See |
+ | {{L|Sandy|See? That's why you must always pay attention to the mountain.}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm listening to you, mountain! ''[starts sandboarding, and he passes by Patrick's legs]'' Don't eat the yellow sand, Patrick |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm listening to you, mountain! ''[starts sandboarding, and he passes by Patrick's legs]'' Don't eat the yellow sand, Patrick!}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Oh, yeah, I forgot |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Oh, yeah, I forgot! ''[eats yellow sand on a plate]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Sandy, watch me do the "Grouchy Squidward" |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Sandy, watch me do the "Grouchy Squidward!"}} |
{{L|Squidward|''[sits at a table drinking tea close to the mountain]'' Stop naming moves after me!}} |
{{L|Squidward|''[sits at a table drinking tea close to the mountain]'' Stop naming moves after me!}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[imitating Squidward]'' Everybody's an idiot except for me.}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[imitating Squidward]'' "Everybody's an idiot except for me."}} |
{{L|Squidward|Well, it's true. ''[takes a sip]''}} |
{{L|Squidward|Well, it's true. ''[takes a sip]''}} |
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− | {{L|''[SpongeBob laughs like Squidward |
+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob laughs like Squidward; Sandy and Patrick laugh with him]''}} |
{{L|Sandy|''[stops laughing and gasps]'' SpongeBob! Look out for that tree!}} |
{{L|Sandy|''[stops laughing and gasps]'' SpongeBob! Look out for that tree!}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[stops laughing like Squidward]'' Huh? ''[avoids tree with scuba diving gear on it]'' Don't worry, guys, everything is under control, |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[stops laughing like Squidward]'' Huh? ''[avoids tree with scuba diving gear on it]'' Don't worry, guys, everything is under control, 'cause I'm an... ''[hits a log and he goes off the mountain]'' Expert...! ''[suddenly stops in mid-air]'' Huh, that's funny. Someone turned the mountain upside down. ''[camera reveals that SpongeBob is upside down and not the mountain and he screams as he falls]''}} |
{{L|Sandy|SpongeBob! Land on your bottom! It'll cushion the impact of the fall!}} |
{{L|Sandy|SpongeBob! Land on your bottom! It'll cushion the impact of the fall!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[makes himself right-side up and he takes off his pants]'' Like this?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[makes himself right-side up and he takes off his pants]'' Like this?}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Do it again! I wasn't looking!}} |
{{L|Patrick|Do it again! I wasn't looking!}} |
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{{L|''[Cuts to the doctor's office]''}} |
{{L|''[Cuts to the doctor's office]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Dr. Gilliam|Well, it looks like your gluteus maximus has made a full recovery.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|My what has a what now?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|My what has a what now?}} |
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+ | {{L|Dr. Gilliam|Your butt's all better. It's really quite amazing; ''[he turns on an X-ray]'' it took twenty hours to put it all back together. ''[he holds a stapler]'' We actually ran out of staples and had to use a glue stick. ''[he holds a glue stick]'' Yep, you're a lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, luck boy. But from now on, I'd like you to be more careful. One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there ''[points to where the fish is]'' ''[we see Tom and his butt is in a giant machine]'' in the Iron Butt.}} |
− | {{L|Tom|''[in the Iron Butt]'' Aww, man |
+ | {{L|Tom|''[in the Iron Butt]'' Aww, man, it itches.}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[outside hospital]'' You heard the doctor, SpongeBob. One more injury like that, then it's the Iron Butt. I've been too careless back there. From now on, I am on |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[outside hospital]'' You heard the doctor, SpongeBob. One more injury like that, then it's the Iron Butt. I've been too careless back there. From now on, I am on round-the-clock butt patrol. ''[sees Harold behind him]'' Hep, hep, hep! Stay away from the backside! I'm warning you!}} |
{{L|Harold|What's your problem? ''[leaves SpongeBob]''}} |
{{L|Harold|What's your problem? ''[leaves SpongeBob]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Whew. That was close.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Whew. That was close.}} |
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{{L|Football Player|Hey, SpongeBob, why don't you join us? We need an extra player. ''[another football player catches a football]'' Nice catch, Percy! ''[slaps Percy's bottom, SpongeBob cringes as he holds his butt]''}} |
{{L|Football Player|Hey, SpongeBob, why don't you join us? We need an extra player. ''[another football player catches a football]'' Nice catch, Percy! ''[slaps Percy's bottom, SpongeBob cringes as he holds his butt]''}} |
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− | {{L|Jimmy|Hey, SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob screams as he turns around, while holding his butt]'' You've gotta try this, dude! We finally got enough people for a seven-mile spanking machine! ''[crawls between people's legs, who each take turns spanking his butt]'' Ha, ouch! |
+ | {{L|Jimmy|Hey, SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob screams as he turns around, while holding his butt]'' You've gotta try this, dude! We finally got enough people for a seven-mile spanking machine! ''[crawls between people's legs, who each take turns spanking his butt]'' Ha, ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!}} |
− | {{L|Martin|Next.}} |
+ | {{L|Martin|Next.}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|No |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|No! ''[screams as he runs off. Everybody looks at him]''}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|Is this where the line starts?}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Is this where the line starts?}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|My butt is not safe out here! ''[runs inside his house and closes the door]'' No part of me is safe! ''[closes the window curtain]''}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|My butt is not safe out here! ''[runs inside his house and closes the door]'' No part of me is safe! ''[closes the window curtain]''}} |
− | {{L|''[Patrick and Sandy return from another trip from Sand Mountain]''}} |
+ | {{L|''[Patrick and Sandy return from another trip from Sand Mountain]''}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|Yeah. Ride 'em, cowboy! ''[Patrick starts laughing as they enter SpongeBob's house]'' Hey, SpongeBob!}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy|Yeah. Ride 'em, cowboy! ''[Patrick starts laughing as they enter SpongeBob's house]'' Hey, SpongeBob!}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|''[is still laughing while riding on Sandy's back; Sandy glares at him and he gets off her back as well as clearing his throat afterwards]'' That was fun. ''[he stops smiling]''}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[is still laughing while riding on Sandy's back; Sandy glares at him and he gets off her back as well as clearing his throat afterwards]'' That was fun. ''[he stops smiling]''}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|''[Patrick smiles again]'' Hey, SpongeBob, you ready to go sandboarding again? SpongeBob?}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy|''[Patrick smiles again]'' Hey, SpongeBob, you ready to go sandboarding again? SpongeBob?}} |
− | {{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting in a fetal position in the middle of the floor, with a penny, a potato chip, and a wadded-up napkin lying on the floor in front of him]''}} |
+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting in a fetal position in the middle of the floor, with a penny, a potato chip, and a wadded-up napkin lying on the floor in front of him]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[with a little smile on his face]'' Hello, friends. Enjoying the outside world?}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[with a little smile on his face]'' Hello, friends. Enjoying the outside world?}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|Whatcha all doing sitting in the middle of the floor like that?}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy|Whatcha all doing sitting in the middle of the floor like that?}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, living out the remainder of my life, in safety. If you guys were smart, you would join me. That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there. I was one of the lucky ones. I'm a survivor. And so I simply decided that I'm never leaving my house again.}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, living out the remainder of my life, in safety. If you guys were smart, you would join me. That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there. I was one of the lucky ones. I'm a survivor. And so I simply decided that I'm never leaving my house again.}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|That's crazy talk!}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy|That's crazy talk!}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|That's not crazy talk. This is crazy talk. ''[does various forms of gibberish blabbing, but his third blabbing makes his saliva hit Sandy, making her |
+ | {{L|Patrick|That's not crazy talk. This is crazy talk. ''[does various forms of gibberish blabbing, but his third blabbing makes his saliva hit Sandy, making her pound him to shush him, bashing his head into his body]'' Sorry.}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick's right, Sandy. You saw what happened and next time it won't just be my butt |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick's right, Sandy. You saw what happened and next time it won't just be my butt. It'll be my armpit or my forehead.}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Or your other armpit!}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Or your other armpit!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|I was wrong to go against nature. I'm a sponge. What was I thinking? Walking… My people are sedentary.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|I was wrong to go against nature. I'm a sponge. What was I thinking? Walking… My people are sedentary.}} |
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− | {{L|Sandy|Just sitting in your house? Ain't you gonna get lonesome?}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy|Just sitting in your house? Ain't you gonna get lonesome?}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|I won't be lonesome. I've got all the friends I need right here. This is Penny... ''[holds up a penny]'' and Chip... ''[holds up a potato chip]'' and say hello to Used Napkin. ''[holds up a used napkin]''}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I won't be lonesome. I've got all the friends I need right here. This is Penny... ''[holds up a penny]'' and Chip... ''[holds up a potato chip]'' and say, "hello" to Used Napkin. ''[holds up a used napkin]''}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|Well, how are you gonna keep your job at the Krusty Krab?}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy|Well, how are you gonna keep your job at the Krusty Krab?}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|No problem! ''[he grabs the end of a spatula, which is so long it stretches all the way inside the Krusty Krab]'' A |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|No problem! ''[he grabs the end of a spatula, which is so long it stretches all the way inside the Krusty Krab]'' A really long spatula. ''[flips a patty with the aforementioned really long spatula]''}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|What about |
+ | {{L|Sandy|What about eatin'?}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm a sponge |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm a sponge, I'll just filter-feed. ''[gasps and breathes in an odd way]''}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|SpongeBob, sooner or later, you're gonna have to go outside!}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy|SpongeBob, sooner or later, you're gonna have to go outside!}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Listen, I've told you, but I'm never leaving my house again.}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Listen, I've told you, but I'm never leaving my house again.}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Never ever?}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Never ever?}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Never ever ever!}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Never ever ever!}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Never ever ever ever ever for never ever?!}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Never ever ever ever ever for never ever?!}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Never ever never never ever ever never |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Never ever never never ever ever never!}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever?!}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever?!}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs exasperatedly]'' Never ever...}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs exasperatedly]'' Never ever...}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Never never never never ever never ever never…}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Never never never never ever never ever never…}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Alright, Patrick, that is enough! Chip, |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Alright, Patrick, that is enough! Chip, would you mind showing these two to the door? ''[throws Chip to the door, opening it, and Patrick and an angry Sandy leave]''}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Thank you, Chip. ''[closes the door. Outside, Sandy is still glaring at SpongeBob]'' I guess I'll |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Thank you, Chip. ''[closes the door. Outside, Sandy is still glaring at SpongeBob]'' I guess I'll have to find a new best friend. Hey, Squidward!}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|''[pops out of his window]'' No! ''[slams his window shut]''}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|''[pops out of his window]'' No! ''[slams his window shut]''}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Aww!}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Aww!}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|Don't worry, Patrick |
+ | {{L|Sandy|Don't worry, Patrick. We'll get SpongeBob to come outside, and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of.}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|And that's when I ''[holds a boxing glove]'' punch him, right? ''[Sandy gives a bummed look. Patrick and Sandy are jellyfishing outside SpongeBob's house]''}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|And that's when I ''[holds a boxing glove]'' punch him, right?! ''[Sandy gives a bummed look. Patrick and Sandy are jellyfishing outside SpongeBob's house]''}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|Look at all the jellyfish out here. Too bad SpongeBob |
+ | {{L|Sandy|Look at all the jellyfish out here. Too bad SpongeBob is missing out on all the fun.}} |
{{L|Patrick|''[catches a jellyfish]'' I caught one! ''[puts head in net and his jellyfish sticks to his face]'' Huh?}} |
{{L|Patrick|''[catches a jellyfish]'' I caught one! ''[puts head in net and his jellyfish sticks to his face]'' Huh?}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Patrick gets electrocuted in the background, making him scream in pain]'' Look at those fools. Risking their lives, jellyfishing. My new hobby is much |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Patrick gets electrocuted in the background, making him scream in pain]'' Look at those fools. Risking their lives, jellyfishing. My new hobby is much safer, isn't it, Chip? Dust collecting. ''[puts on a pair of glasses and a tiny net and waves it in the air]'' I think I caught one!}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|We've got to try something else!}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy|We've got to try something else!}} |
− | {{L|''[Patrick and Sandy are holding a cake in front of SpongeBob's house]''}} |
+ | {{L|''[Patrick and Sandy are holding a cake in front of SpongeBob's house]''}} |
− | {{L|Sandy and Patrick|♪Three cheers on your birthday, SpongeBob! Three cheers for you!♪}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy and Patrick|♪Three cheers on your birthday, SpongeBob! Three cheers for you!♪}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|Now you got to blow out the candles and make a wish.}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy|Now you got to blow out the candles and make a wish.}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't need the wish, Penny. Everything I could ever want is right here. In fact, let's sing our own song about the joy of staying indoors. ♪I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors!♪ Take it away, Penny! ''[the penny |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't need the wish, Penny. Everything I could ever want is right here. In fact, let's sing our own song about the joy of staying indoors. ♪I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors!♪ Take it away, Penny! ''[cut to the penny lying silently on the floor]''}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|''[sniffles]'' That penny has the most beautiful voice.}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[sniffles]'' That penny has the most beautiful voice.}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|''[goes inside the window to angrily point at a smiling SpongeBob]'' That is it, SquarePants! We're gonna find you something that's so dang fun that you'll have to come outside |
+ | {{L|Sandy|''[goes inside the window to angrily point at a smiling SpongeBob]'' That is it, SquarePants! We're gonna find you something that's so dang fun that you'll have to come outside. ''[goes outside for the touristy day]''}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|''[jumps on a trampoline]'' Trampoline!}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy|''[jumps on a trampoline]'' Trampoline!}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|''[holds an ice cream cone]'' Ice cream |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[holds an ice cream cone]'' Ice cream!}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|''[surfs on an underwater wave]'' Underwater surfing!}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy|''[surfs on an underwater wave]'' Underwater surfing!}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|''[holds two ice cream cones]'' Two ice creams |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[holds two ice cream cones]'' Two ice creams!}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|''[rides on a Ferris wheel]'' Ferris wheel!}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy|''[rides on a Ferris wheel]'' Ferris wheel!}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|''[the two ice creams are melting]'' Still two ice creams |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[the two ice creams are now melting]'' Still two ice creams!}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|''[struggling with a giant clam]'' Clam wrestling!}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy|''[struggling with a giant clam]'' Clam wrestling!}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|''[washes an old man in a tub]'' Washing an old person |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[washes an old man in a tub]'' Washing an old person!}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|Patrick, that's not fun.}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy|Patrick, that's not fun.}} |
− | {{L|Old man|It is for me!}} |
+ | {{L|Old man|It is for me!}} |
− | {{L|''[SpongeBob is still |
+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob is still filter-feeding, and Sandy and Patrick watch him through his window]''}} |
{{L|Sandy|Nothing's working, Patrick!}} |
{{L|Sandy|Nothing's working, Patrick!}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|What do we do?}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|What do we do?}} |
− | {{L|Old man|''[appearing from below]'' I say we take a bath!}} |
+ | {{L|Old man|''[appearing from below]'' I say we take a bath!}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|Wha...will you get out of here?}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy|Wha... will you get out of here?}} |
− | {{L|''[Patrick and Sandy are hiding behind a coral bush and Patrick is in a gorilla suit]''}} |
+ | {{L|''[Patrick and Sandy are hiding behind a coral bush and Patrick is in a gorilla suit]''}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|Now remember. Don't jump out until I give the signal.}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy|Now remember. Don't jump out until I give the signal.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Right. ''[he zips up his mask]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|Right. ''[he zips up his mask]''}} |
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− | {{L|Sandy|''[opens the door]'' All right, SpongeBob. You win. Stay inside forever. Yours is truly the iron will. Now, Pat! ''[Patrick comes out in the gorilla suit and acts |
+ | {{L|Sandy|''[opens the door]'' All right, SpongeBob. You win. Stay inside forever. Yours is truly the iron will. Now, Pat! ''[Patrick comes out in the gorilla suit and acts all wild like a gorilla]'' Eek! A gorilla! Save me, SpongeBob!}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, guys, really |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, guys, really, this is your saddest attempt yet. Even Chip knows that's Patrick in the same costume that he wore for Halloween last year.}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|''[Patrick continues dancing]'' No, really! You've got to come and save me! ''[Suddenly, a second Patrick shows up out of nowhere with an ice cream]''}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy|''[Patrick continues dancing]'' No, really! You've got to come and save me! ''[Suddenly, a second Patrick shows up out of nowhere with an ice cream]''}} |
− | {{L|Patrick #2|Hey, Sandy |
+ | {{L|Patrick #2|Hey, Sandy. ''[SpongeBob gives a startled look]'' Who's your friend?}} |
− | {{L|Sandy|''[Confused]'' But you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit.}} |
+ | {{L|Sandy|''[Confused]'' But... but you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit.}} |
{{L|Patrick #1|I am in the gorilla suit. ''[unzips the gorilla suit]'' I thought I was doing a pretty good job.}} |
{{L|Patrick #1|I am in the gorilla suit. ''[unzips the gorilla suit]'' I thought I was doing a pretty good job.}} |
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− | {{L|Sandy|If you're Patrick, then who's that? ''[The two look at second Patrick who unzips his head, which reveals a |
+ | {{L|Sandy|If you're Patrick, then who's that? ''[The two look at the second Patrick who unzips his head, which reveals a live-action gorilla underneath which scares them]'' ''[gasps]'' A real gorilla!}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[ |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[shocked]'' Huh? ''[The gorilla rips out of the Patrick suit it is wearing. Sandy and Patrick are screaming. The gorilla grabs the scared Patrick and Sandy, puts them in a bag, and repeatedly beats them]'' Oh, my gosh! ''[Sandy and Patrick are still screaming while the gorilla beats them]'' This can't be happening! ''[The gorilla hits Patrick and Sandy using a chair, then beating them some more]'' This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about! ''[the gorilla can be seen still beating up the sack outside the window; it also does things like dribbling the sack and bouncing on it like it's a ball]'' Well, they were asking for it. It's not like I didn't warn them about the dangers of outside. Yes, Chip, I know they're my two dearest friends in the world, but I told them, I wasn't going outside no matter what. We can do without the name calling, thank you very much, Used Napkin! I know, Chip. If I was out there, bagged by an ape, Patrick and Sandy would risk anything to save me. And I've got to do the same for them. If I don't come back alive, Chip, take good care of Gary.}} |
− | {{L|Gary|''[eats Chip |
+ | {{L|Gary|''[eats Chip]'' Meow.}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[looks behind]'' Well, here |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[looks behind]'' Well, here I go. From the safety of my home, to the outside world. ''[gulps and shakes as he reaches for the door. The door shakes as well until SpongeBob opens it]'' I'm taking my ''[walks slowly]'' first step. ''[continues walking]'' So far, so good. I think I can do this! ''[the wind blows a piece of paper onto his face; SpongeBob screams]'' Oh, dear Neptune, get off of me, get off of me! Chip, help me! Help me! ''[Squidward, who is watering his plants, rolls his eyes. SpongeBob then removes the paper off his face]'' I'm still alive! I did it! I made it outside! Nothing can stop me now! ''[the gorilla grabs SpongeBob]'' Is it too late to go back inside again? ''[the gorilla rips SpongeBob in half]''}} |
{{L|1st half of SpongeBob|It's too late. ''[the gorilla screeches]'' Patrick? Sandy?}} |
{{L|1st half of SpongeBob|It's too late. ''[the gorilla screeches]'' Patrick? Sandy?}} |
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{{L|Patrick and Sandy|''[still in the bag]'' Yes, SpongeBob?}} |
{{L|Patrick and Sandy|''[still in the bag]'' Yes, SpongeBob?}} |
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− | {{L|1st half of SpongeBob|I'm sorry I caused all this. I'm not scared of going outside anymore. But I'm terrified of gorillas now.}} |
+ | {{L|1st half of SpongeBob|I'm sorry I caused all this. I'm not scared of going outside anymore. ''[eye shrinks]'' But I'm terrified of gorillas now.}} |
{{L|Sandy|''[shaken]'' Ah, that's okay, SpongeBob. Us too.}} |
{{L|Sandy|''[shaken]'' Ah, that's okay, SpongeBob. Us too.}} |
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− | {{L|First half of SpongeBob|You know what I don't understand though? ''[ |
+ | {{L|First half of SpongeBob|You know what I don't understand though? ''[move over to the second half of SpongeBob]''}} |
{{L|Second half of SpongeBob|What?}} |
{{L|Second half of SpongeBob|What?}} |
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− | {{L|First half of SpongeBob|What's |
+ | {{L|First half of SpongeBob|What's a gorilla doing underwater in the first place? ''[From a close-up view of his face, the gorilla's eyes widen once he realizes this]''}} |
− | {{L|Gorilla|''[man's voice]'' |
+ | {{L|Gorilla|''[man's voice]'' Uh, well, it, uh… It's funny, you should… I mean, you see, the… George, they're on to us! ''[A zebra rushes onto the screen]''}} |
− | {{L|George|Let's get outta here! ''[the gorilla gets on George and rides away with him. Patrick, Sandy, and the two halves of SpongeBob are watching the gorilla ride on George into the sunset. Text reads: The End. The screen zooms out to reveal a family watching the episode on TV in |
+ | {{L|George|Let's get outta here! ''[the gorilla gets on George and rides away with him. Patrick, Sandy, and the two halves of SpongeBob are watching the gorilla ride on George into the sunset. Text reads: The End. The screen zooms out to reveal a live-action family watching the episode on TV in confusion. The father turns to the mother and gives her a confused look. He shakes his head, and eventually turns off the TV.]''}} |
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Latest revision as of 02:22, 10 March 2024
This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "I Had an Accident" from season 3, which aired on October 4, 2003.
- Patrick: [screaming while flying on his sandboard, then bashes his body on sand mountain. The red word "DEAD" flashes, also making a ¨death¨ sound effect]
- [Screen zooms out, revealing that Patrick is only playing a video game with his character while sandboarding down Sand Mountain]
- Patrick: Aww, I got dead again! This game stinks! [hits a rock and screams again while flying, then bashes his body on sand mountain just like on his video game]
- Sandy: See? That's why you must always pay attention to the mountain.
- SpongeBob: I'm listening to you, mountain! [starts sandboarding, and he passes by Patrick's legs] Don't eat the yellow sand, Patrick!
- Patrick: Oh, yeah, I forgot! [eats yellow sand on a plate]
- SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy, watch me do the "Grouchy Squidward!"
- Squidward: [sits at a table drinking tea close to the mountain] Stop naming moves after me!
- SpongeBob: [imitating Squidward] "Everybody's an idiot except for me."
- Squidward: Well, it's true. [takes a sip]
- [SpongeBob laughs like Squidward; Sandy and Patrick laugh with him]
- Sandy: [stops laughing and gasps] SpongeBob! Look out for that tree!
- SpongeBob: [stops laughing like Squidward] Huh? [avoids tree with scuba diving gear on it] Don't worry, guys, everything is under control, 'cause I'm an... [hits a log and he goes off the mountain] Expert...! [suddenly stops in mid-air] Huh, that's funny. Someone turned the mountain upside down. [camera reveals that SpongeBob is upside down and not the mountain and he screams as he falls]
- Sandy: SpongeBob! Land on your bottom! It'll cushion the impact of the fall!
- SpongeBob: [makes himself right-side up and he takes off his pants] Like this?
- Patrick: No, your other bottom!
- Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
- Patrick: Not until 4.
- [SpongeBob crashes into the ground and his bottom breaks into tiny pieces]
- Sandy: Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
- Patrick: Do it again! I wasn't looking!
- [Cuts to the doctor's office]
- Dr. Gilliam: Well, it looks like your gluteus maximus has made a full recovery.
- SpongeBob: My what has a what now?
- Dr. Gilliam: Your butt's all better. It's really quite amazing; [he turns on an X-ray] it took twenty hours to put it all back together. [he holds a stapler] We actually ran out of staples and had to use a glue stick. [he holds a glue stick] Yep, you're a lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, luck boy. But from now on, I'd like you to be more careful. One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there [points to where the fish is] [we see Tom and his butt is in a giant machine] in the Iron Butt.
- Tom: [in the Iron Butt] Aww, man, it itches.
- SpongeBob: [outside hospital] You heard the doctor, SpongeBob. One more injury like that, then it's the Iron Butt. I've been too careless back there. From now on, I am on round-the-clock butt patrol. [sees Harold behind him] Hep, hep, hep! Stay away from the backside! I'm warning you!
- Harold: What's your problem? [leaves SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob: Whew. That was close.
- Football Player: Hey, SpongeBob, why don't you join us? We need an extra player. [another football player catches a football] Nice catch, Percy! [slaps Percy's bottom, SpongeBob cringes as he holds his butt]
- Jimmy: Hey, SpongeBob! [SpongeBob screams as he turns around, while holding his butt] You've gotta try this, dude! We finally got enough people for a seven-mile spanking machine! [crawls between people's legs, who each take turns spanking his butt] Ha, ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- Martin: Next.
- SpongeBob: No! [screams as he runs off. Everybody looks at him]
- Squidward: Is this where the line starts?
- SpongeBob: My butt is not safe out here! [runs inside his house and closes the door] No part of me is safe! [closes the window curtain]
- [Patrick and Sandy return from another trip from Sand Mountain]
- Sandy: Yeah. Ride 'em, cowboy! [Patrick starts laughing as they enter SpongeBob's house] Hey, SpongeBob!
- Patrick: [is still laughing while riding on Sandy's back; Sandy glares at him and he gets off her back as well as clearing his throat afterwards] That was fun. [he stops smiling]
- Sandy: [Patrick smiles again] Hey, SpongeBob, you ready to go sandboarding again? SpongeBob?
- [SpongeBob is sitting in a fetal position in the middle of the floor, with a penny, a potato chip, and a wadded-up napkin lying on the floor in front of him]
- SpongeBob: [with a little smile on his face] Hello, friends. Enjoying the outside world?
- Sandy: Whatcha all doing sitting in the middle of the floor like that?
- SpongeBob: Oh, living out the remainder of my life, in safety. If you guys were smart, you would join me. That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there. I was one of the lucky ones. I'm a survivor. And so I simply decided that I'm never leaving my house again.
- Sandy: That's crazy talk!
- Patrick: That's not crazy talk. This is crazy talk. [does various forms of gibberish blabbing, but his third blabbing makes his saliva hit Sandy, making her pound him to shush him, bashing his head into his body] Sorry.
- SpongeBob: No, Patrick's right, Sandy. You saw what happened and next time it won't just be my butt. It'll be my armpit or my forehead.
- Patrick: Or your other armpit!
- SpongeBob: I was wrong to go against nature. I'm a sponge. What was I thinking? Walking… My people are sedentary.
- Sandy: Just sitting in your house? Ain't you gonna get lonesome?
- SpongeBob: I won't be lonesome. I've got all the friends I need right here. This is Penny... [holds up a penny] and Chip... [holds up a potato chip] and say, "hello" to Used Napkin. [holds up a used napkin]
- Sandy: Well, how are you gonna keep your job at the Krusty Krab?
- SpongeBob: No problem! [he grabs the end of a spatula, which is so long it stretches all the way inside the Krusty Krab] A really long spatula. [flips a patty with the aforementioned really long spatula]
- Sandy: What about eatin'?
- SpongeBob: I'm a sponge, I'll just filter-feed. [gasps and breathes in an odd way]
- Sandy: SpongeBob, sooner or later, you're gonna have to go outside!
- SpongeBob: Listen, I've told you, but I'm never leaving my house again.
- Patrick: Never ever?
- SpongeBob: Never ever ever!
- Patrick: Never ever ever ever ever for never ever?!
- SpongeBob: Never ever never never ever ever never!
- Patrick: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever?!
- SpongeBob: [sighs exasperatedly] Never ever...
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Never never never never ever never ever never…
- SpongeBob: Alright, Patrick, that is enough! Chip, would you mind showing these two to the door? [throws Chip to the door, opening it, and Patrick and an angry Sandy leave]
- Patrick: Thank you, Chip. [closes the door. Outside, Sandy is still glaring at SpongeBob] I guess I'll have to find a new best friend. Hey, Squidward!
- Squidward: [pops out of his window] No! [slams his window shut]
- Patrick: Aww!
- Sandy: Don't worry, Patrick. We'll get SpongeBob to come outside, and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of.
- Patrick: And that's when I [holds a boxing glove] punch him, right?! [Sandy gives a bummed look. Patrick and Sandy are jellyfishing outside SpongeBob's house]
- Sandy: Look at all the jellyfish out here. Too bad SpongeBob is missing out on all the fun.
- Patrick: [catches a jellyfish] I caught one! [puts head in net and his jellyfish sticks to his face] Huh?
- SpongeBob: [Patrick gets electrocuted in the background, making him scream in pain] Look at those fools. Risking their lives, jellyfishing. My new hobby is much safer, isn't it, Chip? Dust collecting. [puts on a pair of glasses and a tiny net and waves it in the air] I think I caught one!
- Sandy: We've got to try something else!
- [Patrick and Sandy are holding a cake in front of SpongeBob's house]
- Sandy and Patrick: ♪Three cheers on your birthday, SpongeBob! Three cheers for you!♪
- Sandy: Now you got to blow out the candles and make a wish.
- SpongeBob: I don't need the wish, Penny. Everything I could ever want is right here. In fact, let's sing our own song about the joy of staying indoors. ♪I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors!♪ Take it away, Penny! [cut to the penny lying silently on the floor]
- Patrick: [sniffles] That penny has the most beautiful voice.
- Sandy: [goes inside the window to angrily point at a smiling SpongeBob] That is it, SquarePants! We're gonna find you something that's so dang fun that you'll have to come outside. [goes outside for the touristy day]
- Sandy: [jumps on a trampoline] Trampoline!
- Patrick: [holds an ice cream cone] Ice cream!
- Sandy: [surfs on an underwater wave] Underwater surfing!
- Patrick: [holds two ice cream cones] Two ice creams!
- Sandy: [rides on a Ferris wheel] Ferris wheel!
- Patrick: [the two ice creams are now melting] Still two ice creams!
- Sandy: [struggling with a giant clam] Clam wrestling!
- Patrick: [washes an old man in a tub] Washing an old person!
- Sandy: Patrick, that's not fun.
- Old man: It is for me!
- [SpongeBob is still filter-feeding, and Sandy and Patrick watch him through his window]
- Sandy: Nothing's working, Patrick!
- Patrick: What do we do?
- Old man: [appearing from below] I say we take a bath!
- Sandy: Wha... will you get out of here?
- [Patrick and Sandy are hiding behind a coral bush and Patrick is in a gorilla suit]
- Sandy: Now remember. Don't jump out until I give the signal.
- Patrick: Right. [he zips up his mask]
- Sandy: [opens the door] All right, SpongeBob. You win. Stay inside forever. Yours is truly the iron will. Now, Pat! [Patrick comes out in the gorilla suit and acts all wild like a gorilla] Eek! A gorilla! Save me, SpongeBob!
- SpongeBob: Okay, guys, really, this is your saddest attempt yet. Even Chip knows that's Patrick in the same costume that he wore for Halloween last year.
- Sandy: [Patrick continues dancing] No, really! You've got to come and save me! [Suddenly, a second Patrick shows up out of nowhere with an ice cream]
- Patrick #2: Hey, Sandy. [SpongeBob gives a startled look] Who's your friend?
- Sandy: [Confused] But... but you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit.
- Patrick #1: I am in the gorilla suit. [unzips the gorilla suit] I thought I was doing a pretty good job.
- Sandy: If you're Patrick, then who's that? [The two look at the second Patrick who unzips his head, which reveals a live-action gorilla underneath which scares them] [gasps] A real gorilla!
- SpongeBob: [shocked] Huh? [The gorilla rips out of the Patrick suit it is wearing. Sandy and Patrick are screaming. The gorilla grabs the scared Patrick and Sandy, puts them in a bag, and repeatedly beats them] Oh, my gosh! [Sandy and Patrick are still screaming while the gorilla beats them] This can't be happening! [The gorilla hits Patrick and Sandy using a chair, then beating them some more] This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about! [the gorilla can be seen still beating up the sack outside the window; it also does things like dribbling the sack and bouncing on it like it's a ball] Well, they were asking for it. It's not like I didn't warn them about the dangers of outside. Yes, Chip, I know they're my two dearest friends in the world, but I told them, I wasn't going outside no matter what. We can do without the name calling, thank you very much, Used Napkin! I know, Chip. If I was out there, bagged by an ape, Patrick and Sandy would risk anything to save me. And I've got to do the same for them. If I don't come back alive, Chip, take good care of Gary.
- Gary: [eats Chip] Meow.
- SpongeBob: [looks behind] Well, here I go. From the safety of my home, to the outside world. [gulps and shakes as he reaches for the door. The door shakes as well until SpongeBob opens it] I'm taking my [walks slowly] first step. [continues walking] So far, so good. I think I can do this! [the wind blows a piece of paper onto his face; SpongeBob screams] Oh, dear Neptune, get off of me, get off of me! Chip, help me! Help me! [Squidward, who is watering his plants, rolls his eyes. SpongeBob then removes the paper off his face] I'm still alive! I did it! I made it outside! Nothing can stop me now! [the gorilla grabs SpongeBob] Is it too late to go back inside again? [the gorilla rips SpongeBob in half]
- 1st half of SpongeBob: It's too late. [the gorilla screeches] Patrick? Sandy?
- Patrick and Sandy: [still in the bag] Yes, SpongeBob?
- 1st half of SpongeBob: I'm sorry I caused all this. I'm not scared of going outside anymore. [eye shrinks] But I'm terrified of gorillas now.
- Sandy: [shaken] Ah, that's okay, SpongeBob. Us too.
- First half of SpongeBob: You know what I don't understand though? [move over to the second half of SpongeBob]
- Second half of SpongeBob: What?
- First half of SpongeBob: What's a gorilla doing underwater in the first place? [From a close-up view of his face, the gorilla's eyes widen once he realizes this]
- Gorilla: [man's voice] Uh, well, it, uh… It's funny, you should… I mean, you see, the… George, they're on to us! [A zebra rushes onto the screen]
- George: Let's get outta here! [the gorilla gets on George and rides away with him. Patrick, Sandy, and the two halves of SpongeBob are watching the gorilla ride on George into the sunset. Text reads: The End. The screen zooms out to reveal a live-action family watching the episode on TV in confusion. The father turns to the mother and gives her a confused look. He shakes his head, and eventually turns off the TV.]