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"I'm A Jerky Jerk" is a song featured in Plankton: The Movie. It is played by Sheldon J. Plankton after he was called out by SpongeBob for his selfishness.

Lyrics[]

Plankton: Well, I've been called a lot of things in my life
A dope, a ninny, a twit.
A pea-brained, lame-brained, no-brained
Know-it-all little pip.
An obnoxious dunce, an old goon
A bone-headed, puny buffoon.
But no one's ever told me
How much they cared.
I thought they were too stupid
To see the genius of this little squirt.
But on reflection
Their lack of affection
Is because it turns out I'm a jerk.
Can I go on ignoring their words
When everything they're saying is true?
That's why I'm always alone
'Cause I'm a jerk.
Plankton's reflection: Wait, but that's me.
Plankton: That's who I am, baby!
I'm a jerk! I'm a jerky-jerk!
I don't care what they think!
I don't care who I hurt!
Yeah!
I'm obnoxious and annoying!
I'm toxic, soul destroying!
I'm a jerk! I'm a jerky-jerk!
Yep! I'm a jerk! [guitar solo]