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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Merry Nickmas short "How The You-Know-Who Stole You-Know-What!," which aired on December 4, 2002.

  • Narrator: Now every toon down in Toonville liked Nickmas a lot. But Angelica who lived just north did not. It could be her pigtails were pulled too tight. It could be Cynthia got lost one night, but the real reason most folks would concur is she thought all the chocolate should be just for her. As she looked down at all the toon cheer, she had thoughts of stealing Nickmas this year. So she hopped on her Malibu Cynthia sleigh and took off for Nickville that very day. She snuck through Toonville and very soon, she was stealing chocolate from every NickToon. A chocolate helmet, a chocolate board, chocolate figures of Ultralord, chocolate patties on a chocolate grill, chocolate worms from Phil and Lil, chocolate chalk from Rudy's work - chocolates all the way from Irk. But just as she finished stealing her haul, out came the little NickToon of all Little Plankton Lou Who who had one eye not two.
  • Plankton Lou Who: Ahem-hem, what is going on here?
  • Narrator: When Angelica tried to think of a lie, something to use as a quick alibi. She patted Plankton on the head and clicked the green bean back to bed. Then she turned around and went on her way. Back up the mountain with a thousand pound sleigh. But when she got up to the very tip top, she thought about something that made her stop. Tomorrow morning in ToonVille there would be no treats, No Nickmas goodies, no Nickmas treats, and as she looked down at her big Nickmas haul. She thought of the toons having nothing at all and she decided right then and there. She really, truly didn't care. The real reason for Nickmas as far as she could see was.
  • Angelica: Lots of chocolate all for me!
  • Narrator: And all the toons in ToonVille say When Angelica's tummy grew two-hundred sizes that day.
  • Angelica: [With green face] (belching)