"Ho Ho Hoedown" is a Christmas song sung by SpongeBob and Sandy, featured on the It's a SpongeBob Christmas! album.
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- SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy, what's Christmas like where you come from?
- Sandy: Well, SpongeBob, pull up a mechanical bull, have a seat, and I'll tell you all about it.
- When Christmas comes in Texas, we do things differently
- We hang our shiny, sparkly spurs on a cactus Christmas tree
- The tumble-weeds are tumbin', so who needs mistletoe?
- Build a sandman by the Rio Grande 'cause we ain't got no snow
- It's a ho, ho, hoedown, where jingle bells will ring
- It's a down-home country Christmas, with a dash of western swing'
- Tis the season to be jolly, like a rodeo clown
- Ho ho ho ho ho, hoedown!
- Yee-haw! Here's cowboy Kringle Claus, he's the coolest Christmas cat
- He's long and lean like a big string bean in a red ten-gallon hat
- Deliverin' toys and candy all across the lone star state
- Tell all the good cowboys and girls it's time to celebrate
- He's got a magical chuck wagon, but he don't use reindeers
- Steaks alive if he don't drive eight flyin' longhorn steers
- Man, what a sight, flying light Grease Lightnin' high above the plains
- Those hooves clip-clip on your rooftop as Kringle calls their names
- Kringle Claus: On Ronnie, Bob and Oggy, on Wailin' Willy, too
- On Freddie, Doug and Flaco, there's still so much to do
- My saddle bags are 'bout to burst with all kinds of loot
- SpongeBob and Sandy: He can't quit 'til he dun filled each Christmas cowboy boot
- SpongeBob and others: It's a ho, ho, hoedown, those jingle bells ding dong will ring
- Holiday throwdown, it's a bash with a dash of western swing
- Deck the halls with Texas holly, when you hear that joyful sound
- Ho-o-o-o-o, hoedown!
- Sandy: It's a ho, ho, hoedown, join our joyful jamboree, Grab a guitar, bring your fiddle,
- Christmas on the long prairie
- Let's holiday the western way, hey y'all come on down
- Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
- Sandy and others: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
- Ho ho ho ho ho, hoedown!
- Sandy: Yee-haw!
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| Original Theme Highlights • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie • The Yellow Album • The Best Day Ever • The Sponge Who Could Fly • SpongeBob's Greatest Hits • It's a SpongeBob Christmas! • Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water • SpongeBob SquarePants: The New Musical • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (Music from the Motion Picture)
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| Theme Song • A Day Like This • Ahhhh • All You Need Is Friends to Fly • The Alphabet Song • Back in Encino • Barnacles! • Beats by Bob • Beautiful Dreamer • Bee Line for the Tree Line • The Best Day Ever • Bikini Bottom • Bikini Bottom - Rock Bottom • Bossy Boots • Bubble Song • Camp Fire Song Song • Christmas Eve Jitters • Christmas Is Mine • Clarinet Wizard • Dead Eye • Doing the Sponge • Doin' the Krabby Patty • Dear Friend • Don't Be a Jerk • Down the Well • Electric Zoo • Everybody Loves the Sponge • Everything Juice • Employee of the Month • Feeding Frenzy • Feeling of Greed • Fishin' for Money • Frozen Krabby Patty Song • Fueling the Bus • F.U.N. Song • Gary's Song • Give It All You Got • Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance • Gloves • Goober Rag • Good-Bye, Atlantis • Goofy Goober Rock • Goofy Goober Song • Gratitude • This Grill is Not a Home • He's Flying • He's Our Mermaid Man • Hey All You People • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • High Tide Time • Ho Ho Hoedown • Hot Fruitcake • I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You • I Hate People • Idiot Friends • If I Could Talk to Money • I Love Krabby Patties • If Only I Could Join You • The Jellyfishing Song • Just a Kid • Krabby Patty Jingle (song) • Kung Fu Rock • The Krusty Krab Pizza • Let's Be Dumb • Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight • Loop de Loop • Meatball, Meatball • Mr. Krabs' song • Musical Doodle • My Leg Is In Love! • My Tighty Whiteys • Never Give Up • Now That We're Men • Ocean Man • Oh, Krusty Krab • Oh, My Karen • Pets Are People Too • Plankton's Song • Patrick Star • Pretty Ribbons and Bows • Prehibernation (song) • Prince Paul's Bubble Party • Plankton Jams the Signal • Ridin' the Hook • Ripped Pants • Rubber Hose Rag • Rap Battle • The Road Song • Sad Song • Sandy's song • Sailing Over The Dogger Bank • Santa Has His Eye on Me • Santa Won't Let You Down • Snowflakes • So Long, Bikini Bottom • SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy • The SpongeBob History Song • Squidward's Song • Squidward's Tiki Land • Squeeze Me • Superior • Surreptitiously Mine • Surfin' Summer • Sandy Squirrel • Squidward's Back • The Suction Cup Symphony • Sweater Song • Sweet Victory • Tag, You're It • That's a Rodeo • Thank Gosh It's Monday • Two Thumbs Down • Teamwork • The Patrick Song • The Positivity Song • Together • They'll Soon Discover • Truth or Square Theme Songs • Texas • That's What Friends Do • The Tuneful Tuna's Advice • Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star • Under My Rock • Underwater Sun • The Very First Christmas • We've Got Scurvy • When Worlds Collide • Where's Gary • We're the Ghouls of the Briny Deep • Wet, Wet Christmas • Who Am I? • Who Wants to Race Me? • You Will Obey! • You Better Swim • You're Old
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| Short songs • Production music • Original music
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