"Ho Ho Hoedown" is a Christmas song sung by SpongeBob and Sandy, featured on the It's a SpongeBob Christmas! album.


SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy, what's Christmas like where you come from?
Sandy: Well, SpongeBob, pull up a mechanical bull, have a seat, and I'll tell you all about it.
When Christmas comes in Texas, we do things differently
We hang our shiny, sparkly spurs on a cactus Christmas tree
The tumble-weeds are tumbin', so who needs mistletoe?
Build a sandman by the Rio Grande 'cause we ain't got no snow
It's a ho, ho, hoedown, where jingle bells will ring
It's a down-home country Christmas, with a dash of western swing'
Tis the season to be jolly, like a rodeo clown
Ho ho ho ho ho, hoedown!
Yee-haw! Here's cowboy Kringle Claus, he's the coolest Christmas cat
He's long and lean like a big string bean in a red ten-gallon hat
Deliverin' toys and candy all across the lone star state
Tell all the good cowboys and girls it's time to celebrate
He's got a magical chuck wagon, but he don't use reindeers
Steaks alive if he don't drive eight flyin' longhorn steers
Man, what a sight, flying light Grease Lightnin' high above the plains
Those hooves clip-clip on your rooftop as Kringle calls their names
Kringle Claus: On Ronnie, Bob and Oggy, on Wailin' Willy, too
On Freddie, Doug and Flaco, there's still so much to do
My saddle bags are 'bout to burst with all kinds of loot
SpongeBob and Sandy: He can't quit 'til he dun filled each Christmas cowboy boot
SpongeBob and others: It's a ho, ho, hoedown, those jingle bells ding dong will ring
Holiday throwdown, it's a bash with a dash of western swing
Deck the halls with Texas holly, when you hear that joyful sound
Ho-o-o-o-o, hoedown!
Sandy: It's a ho, ho, hoedown, join our joyful jamboree, Grab a guitar, bring your fiddle,
Christmas on the long prairie
Let's holiday the western way, hey y'all come on down
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Sandy and others: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho ho, hoedown!
Sandy: Yee-haw!
Music (VTE)

Original Theme HighlightsThe SpongeBob SquarePants MovieThe Yellow AlbumThe Best Day EverThe Sponge Who Could FlySpongeBob's Greatest HitsIt's a SpongeBob Christmas!Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of WaterThe SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Theme SongA Day Like ThisAhhhhAll You Need is FriendsThe Alphabet SongAttitude of GratitudeBack in EncinoBarnacles!Beats by BobBeautiful DreamerBee Line for the Tree LineThe Best Day EverBikini BottomBikini Bottom - Rock BottomBossy BootsThe Bubble SongCampfire Song SongCha-ChingThe ChefBob SongChristmas Eve JittersChristmas Is MineClarinet WizardDead EyeDoing the SpongeDoin' the Krabby PattyDear FriendDon't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)Down the WellThe Dragon is HereElectric ZooEverybody Loves the SpongeEmployee of the MonthFishin' for MoneyFrozen Krabby Patty SongFueling the BusThe F.U.N. SongGary Come HomeGive It All You GotGive Jellyfish Fields a ChanceGood-Bye, AtlantisGoofy Goober RockGoofy Goober SongThis Grill is Not a HomeHe's FlyingHe's Our Mermaid ManHey All You PeopleHey, Mean Mr. BossmanHigh Seas ChantIt's High Time We Went on TourHo Ho HoedownHot FruitcakeI Can't Keep My Eyes Off of YouI Hate PeopleI Wrote ThisIdiot FriendsIf I Could Talk to MoneyI Will Trap SantaI Love Krabby PattiesIf Only I Could Join YouThe Jellyfishing SongJust a KidKrabby Patty Jingle (song)Kung Fu RockThe Krusty Krab PizzaLivin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the MoonlightLoop de LoopMeatball, MeatballMr. Krabs' SongMusical DoodleMy Leg Is In Love!My Tighty WhiteysNever Give UpThe Nitwitting SongNow That We're MenOcean ManOh, Krusty KrabOh, My KarenPlankton's SongPatrick StarPretty Ribbons and BowsPrehibernation (song)Prince Paul's Bubble PartyPlankton Jams the SignalRidin' the HookRipped PantsRubber Hose RagRap BattleThe Road SongSandy's SongSailing Over The Dogger BankSanta Has His Eye on MeSanta Won't Let You DownSnowflakesSo Long, Bikini BottomSpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of EnergyThe SpongeBob History SongSpongeBob ScaredyPantsSquidward's SongSquidward's Tiki LandSqueeze MeSuperiorSurreptitiously MineSurfin' SummerSandy SquirrelSquidward's BackThe Suction Cup SymphonySweet VictoryScurvy Ain't For the Likes of MeThat's the RodeoThank Gosh It's MondayThumbs SongTeamworkTogetherThey'll Soon DiscoverTruth or Square Theme SongsTexasThat's What Friends DoUnder My RockUnderwater SunThe Very First ChristmasWe've Got ScurvyWhen Worlds CollideWhere's GaryWe're the Ghouls of the Briny DeepWet, Wet ChristmasWho Am I?Who Wants to Race Me?You Will Obey!You Better SwimYou're Old

Short Songs
4-PlyAyCookie, Wookie, Teddy BearIt's All About You GirlIndoorsFor He's A Jolly Good RookieSquidly's 7 SongsBirthday Song for SquidwardBikini Bottom National AnthemI'm PatrickOff to WorkWe're Gonna Be PiratesPearl's Me DaughterThe Striped Sweater SongBest Friends Forever RingSanta's Coming TonightBrush, Brush, Brush My TeethWelcome Home, SandyLife on the PrairieEat at The Krusty KrabLaundry Song

Associated production music

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