Ho Ho Hoedown

"Ho Ho Hoedown" is a Christmas song sung by SpongeBob and Sandy, featured on the It's a SpongeBob Christmas! album.

Lyrics[]

SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy, what's Christmas like where you come from?

Sandy: Well, SpongeBob, pull up a mechanical bull, have a seat, and I'll tell you all about it.

When Christmas comes in Texas, we do things differently

We hang our shiny, sparkly spurs on a cactus Christmas tree

The tumble-weeds are tumbin', so who needs mistletoe?

Build a sandman by the Rio Grande 'cause we ain't got no snow

It's a ho, ho, hoedown, where jingle bells will ring

It's a down-home country Christmas, with a dash of western swing'

Tis the season to be jolly, like a rodeo clown

Ho ho ho ho ho, hoedown!

Yee-haw! Here's cowboy Kringle Claus, he's the coolest Christmas cat

He's long and lean like a big string bean in a red ten-gallon hat

Deliverin' toys and candy all across the lone star state

Tell all the good cowboys and girls it's time to celebrate

He's got a magical chuck wagon, but he don't use reindeers

Steaks alive if he don't drive eight flyin' longhorn steers

Man, what a sight, flying light Grease Lightnin' high above the plains

Those hooves clip-clip on your rooftop as Kringle calls their names

Kringle Claus: On Ronnie, Bob and Oggy, on Wailin' Willy, too

On Freddie, Doug and Flaco, there's still so much to do

My saddle bags are 'bout to burst with all kinds of loot

SpongeBob and Sandy: He can't quit 'til he dun filled each Christmas cowboy boot

SpongeBob and others: It's a ho, ho, hoedown, those jingle bells ding dong will ring

Holiday throwdown, it's a bash with a dash of western swing

Deck the halls with Texas holly, when you hear that joyful sound

Ho-o-o-o-o, hoedown!

Sandy: It's a ho, ho, hoedown, join our joyful jamboree, Grab a guitar, bring your fiddle,

Christmas on the long prairie

Let's holiday the western way, hey y'all come on down

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Sandy and others: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Ho ho ho ho ho, hoedown!

Sandy: Yee-haw!

Music (V • T • E)

Episode songs:	SpongeBob SquarePants Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight • Ripped Pants • The Krusty Krab Pizza • Jellyfish Jam • F.U.N. Song • Doing the Sponge • Blow the Man Down • I Wanna Go Home • Loop de Loop • Bossy Boots Song • That's What Friends Do • The Very First Christmas • This Grill Is Not a Home • Sweet Victory • Hey All You People • Give It All You've Got • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • Striped Sweater • Electric Zoo • Underwater Sun • When Worlds Collide • You're Old • Camp Fire Song Song • I Wish I Could Fly • He's Flying • All You Need Is Friends to Fly • Gary's Song • Where's Gary? • The Feeling of Greed • So Long, Bikini Bottom • Birthday Girl • Down the Well • The Best Day Ever • Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You • If I Could Talk to Money • Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star • Bubble Song • Fueling the Bus • Mr. Krabs' song • Sandy's song • Plankton's song • Squidward's song • Back in Encino • Goodbye, Atlantis • Together • Dead Eye • Idiot Friends • I Love Krabby Patties • Frying Up Patties • The Suction Cup Symphony • Bee Line for the Tree Line • Oh, My Karen • A Day Like This • Krabby Patty Jingle • Rubber Hose Rag • The Scurvy Song • Oh, Krusty Krab • Beautiful Dreamer • Jellyfishing • Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance • Rodeo Song • Gratitude • Squidward's Tiki Land • Musical Doodle • Dear Friend • Neat Clarinet • The Road Song • Ghouls O The Briny Deep • Santa Has His Eye on Me • Hot Fruitcake • Don't Be a Jerk • High Tide Time • Never Give Up • Two Thumbs Down • Who Am I? • I Hate People • Ahhhh • My Leg Is In Love! • He's Our Mermaid Man • Filthy Muck • Flippin' Out • Gloves Song • Feeding Frenzy • Pets Are People Too • Goober Rag • Everything Juice • Old Man Jenkins Had a Farm • Sammy Suckerfish Song • Sweet Neptune, Help Me! I'm Pinned Under Weights In My Home Gym! Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years Tag, You're It • Square Dance Song • Eye of the Hotdog The Patrick Star Show The Patrick Song • Let's Be Dumb • Sad Song • Dueling Jingles • The Granny Tentacles Show Theme Song • The Neighborhood Song • World of Friendship • Baby Stars Theme Song • Jailhouse Workout

Movie songs:	The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Goofy Goober Theme Song • Now That We're Men • Goofy Goober Rock • Ocean Man • SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy • Just a Kid • The Best Day Ever The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Teamwork • Squeeze Me • Rap Battle • Patrick Star • Sandy Squirrel The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run It's Always Summer in Bikini Bottom • On the Road Again • Dream Weaver • How We Do • Livin' La Vida Loca • Gary's Song • My Heart Will Go On • Secret to the Formula • Take On Me • Agua • Krabby Step • Snail: I'm Avail Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie My Name is Sandy Cheeks • She Makes Waves • The Amazing Flying Cheeks • Squidward Breathes • This Squirrel's Done Good • Sandy Cheeks Theme Plankton: The Movie Welcome to Bikini Bottom • I'm Plankton • Say My Name, Karen • I Made a New Friend • I'm A Jerky Jerk • You and Me • Welcome Back to Bikini Bottom

Album-exclusive songs:	The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - Music from the Movie and More... Prince Paul's Bubble Party • Bikini Bottom • They'll Soon Discover • Under My Rock • You Better Swim • Employee of the Month The Best Day Ever Barnacles! • My Tighty Whiteys • Ridin' the Hook • Superior • Doin' the Krabby Patty • You Will Obey! • Who Wants to Race Me? • Fishin' for Money • Bikini Bottom - Rock Bottom It's a SpongeBob Christmas! Christmas Eve Jitters • Santa Won't Let You Down • Snowflakes • Pretty Ribbons and Bows • Wet, Wet Christmas • Ho Ho Hoedown • Christmas Is Mine Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Thank Gosh It's Monday

Musical songs:	Bikini Bottom Day • BFF • No Control • When the Going Gets Tough • (Just a) Simple Sponge • Daddy Knows Best • Hero is My Middle Name • Super Sea Star Savior • Tomorrow Is • Poor Pirates • Bikini Bottom Boogie • Chop to the Top • (I Guess I) Miss You • I'm Not a Loser

Miscellaneous songs:	Theme songs SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song • Kamp Koral Theme Song • The Patrick Star Show Theme Song Short songs List of short songs Other Beats by Bob • Everybody Loves the Sponge • Frozen Krabby Patty Song • Just 10 Minutes • Plankton and Krabs • Plankton & Karen Love Song • The Positivity Song • SpongeBob's Birthday • The SpongeBob History Song • Squidward's Back • We Makin' Krabby Patties