"Hawaiian Cocktail" was composed by Richard Myhill. In the show, it is a common track that mostly plays as a theme of sadness, disappointment, sorrow, or another negative emotion. The track features a steel guitar playing throughout.
Usage
Episodes
- 1c. "Tea at the Treedome" - Sandy gives SpongeBob a grand tour of her treedome.
- 2a. "Bubblestand" - "You should be ashamed of yourselves;" The ending.
- 2b. "Ripped Pants" - SpongeBob walks away feeling embarrassed.
- 4b. "Boating School" - "I’ve got too much to worry about;" "Only, now I don't even have my bike."
- 8b. "Squeaky Boots" - SpongeBob apologizes to Mr. Krabs.
- 12a. "The Chaperone" - "Oh, Gary, I'm a prom failure."
- 12b. "Employee of the Month" - The Krusty Krab explodes and it starts raining Krabby Patties.
- 16b. "The Paper" - Squidward gives SpongeBob all of his valuables.
- 17a. "Arrgh!" - "A game. That's right. Of course it is, my mistake. I guess I got a little carried away, eh?"
- 17b. "Rock Bottom" - "Okay, 329."
- 18b. "Walking Small" - "Gee, Plankton, I'm sorry about the Chum Bucket."
- 19a. "Fools in April" - Squidward attempts to apologize to SpongeBob.
- 19b. "Neptune's Spatula" - Patrick and Mr. Krabs cry; SpongeBob cries.
- 20b. "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II" - "I'm sorry, Barnacle Boy. I didn't mean it. I just wanted to spend time with you. You're my heroes!"
- 21a. "Your Shoe's Untied" - "SpongeBob's fault, SpongeBob's fault!;" "I failed. My career is over."
- 21b. "Squid's Day Off" - Mr. Krabs puts Squidward in charge while he is in the hospital.
- 22a. "Something Smells" - SpongeBob starts spiraling.
- 24a. "Dying for Pie" - Squidward cries when he thinks SpongeBob has exploded.
- 25b. "Patty Hype" - Mr. Krabs and Squidward make fun of the Pretty Patties.
- 26b. "Squidville" - "SpongeBob, this is the final straw...;" "Yep, this is great..."
- 33a. "Shanghaied" - "And what did you say your name was?" (Squidward's ending only)
- 35b. "Band Geeks" - Squidward's confession.
- 38b. "Artist Unknown" - SpongeBob feels ashamed of himself because of all of the work he worked on, and runs away to a city dump.
- 40b. "Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm" - "No, not tough enough. Not tough enough!;" "SpongeBob, quit your worrying. I can take care of myself. After all..."
- 41a. "The Algae's Always Greener" - Alternate-Universe SpongeBob saying "eh, eh, eh" over Mr. Plankton telling him that he is using too much sauce.
- 44a. "Nasty Patty" - "What a brave man, going in the line of duty like that! Why? Why? Why?"
- 45b. "Doing Time" - "But I don't belong here! It's all a big mistake!"
- 46b. "One Krabs Trash" - SpongeBob leaves with the soda-drinking hat; "There he is with me $1,000,000 hat!"
- 48a. "No Weenies Allowed" - SpongeBob cries after breaking his fingers.
- 48b. "Squilliam Returns" - "Okay, I admit it! I'm a fraud! This was all a futile, pathetic attempt to impress you! This isn't really my restaurant... I'm just a cashier!"; "Squidward, I understand. I... have a confession to make myself."
- 53a. "New Student Starfish" - SpongeBob sulks about getting detention.
- 53b. "Clams" - Mr. Krabs bawls after his 1,000,000 dollar gets eaten. This plays in its entirety.
- 55a. "The Great Snail Race" - SpongeBob apologizes to Gary for what he has done to him.
- 56a. "Born Again Krabs" - "What have I done?"
- 57a. "Krabby Land" - Mr. Krabs cries.
- 60a. "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler" - "Another day, another migraine."
- 64b. "Good Neighbors" - I have only half an hour of me time left, and the idiots took my house."
- 65a. "Selling Out" - "Have fun, Mr. Krabs."
- 65b. "Funny Pants" - SpongeBob sadly enters Mr. Krabs' office.
- 66. "Dunces and Dragons" - SpongeBob and Patrick cry.
- 67a. "Enemy In-Law" - "Why did I ever buy that computer wife? I need a real woman—not a girl in a cold-hard shell."
- 67b. "Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture" - "Oh, daddy, you said I was going to be a star!"
- 68a. "Patrick SmartPants" - "Goodbye, Mr... Best friend!"
- 68b. "SquidBob TentaclePants" - "It's no use, Sandy."
- 69b. "Mrs. Puff, You're Fired" - "I failed?"; ”Why don’t you ask the shattered remain of this pedestrian... How you did?”
- 70a. "Chimps Ahoy" - "I've worked day and night for a week, but none of my inventions were any good. If I don't have a real impressive invention by this afternoon, they'll cut my funding and I'll have to leave Bikini Bottom."
- 70b. "Ghost Host" - "Lonnie, there's this great new product named toothpaste."
- 71a. "Whale of a Birthday" - Pearl cries while running to the Krusty Krab.
- 72a. "All That Glitters" - The spatula is being taken to the hospital.
- 73a. "New Leaf" - Plays while seeing the inside of the Chum Bucket; Plankton gets upset after Mr. Krabs destroys his knickknacks.
- 75b. "That's No Lady" - "Please unset it."
- 76a. "The Thing" - "Day 5, I think. I've been waddling in those fields. I'm hungry, tired, lost..."
- 77b. "Rule of Dumb" - The comic book collector cries.
- 79b. "Squid Wood" - "Talk about no talent!",; Squidward cries.
- 80a. "Best Day Ever" - SpongeBob finishes his speech.
- 80b. "The Gift of Gum" - "What am I gonna do, Gary? It's hideous!"
- 81. "Friend or Foe" - "Why Mr. Krabs? Why does he hate us so?"
- 82b. "Night Light" - "All alone. No light. No shelter."
- 83b. "Waiting" - "My birthday party? I missed my birthday party?"
- 85a. "New Digs" - SpongeBob apologizes to Mr. Krabs that he was a minute late for work.
- 85b. "Krabs à la Mode" - After the clamboni gets ruined.
- 86b. "Bucket Sweet Bucket" - "Just forget it."
- 87a. "To Love a Patty" - "I've been replaced by a sandwich!"
- 88a. "Money Talks" - "I would give anything to talk to money!" (Low pitched)
- 90b. "The Donut of Shame" - "A donut this nice could really make a guy happy."; Patrick cries in front of SpongeBob confessing he took the donut.
- 91b. "Le Big Switch" - Dale cries because Squidward takes his food away.
- 93a. "Picture Day" - SpongeBob cries after Patrick puts him on his taco.
- 94a. "Blackened Sponge" - SpongeBob looks in the mirror at his black eye.
- 98. "What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" - SpongeBob leaves Bikini Bottom. (High pitched). This plays in its entirety.
- 100a. "Banned in Bikini Bottom" - "She closed us down!"
- 102b. "Nautical Novice" - Mrs. Puff sees SpongeBob all groggy when he arrives on the bus.
- 104b. "Gone" - SpongeBob cries after realizing that he cannot imitate Mrs. Puff or anyone else.
- 105a. "The Splinter" - "No, anything but that. Please Squidward, you can't let this happen! You can't let them force me away!"
- 106a. "A Life in a Day" - SpongeBob, Larry, and Patrick end up in the hospital.
- 108b. "Plankton's Regular" - "It's the second foulest thing I've ever tasted!"
- 109a. "Boating Buddies" - "Officer, please! I have impeccable boat smarts! I pried myself in obtaining an unsoiled driving record! It's all that I have!"; "Well you can have it again, right after you complete boating school."
- 109b. "The Krabby Kronicle" - "You're reaching new levels of imagination, boy!"
- 110a. "The Slumber Party" - Pearl gets angry at Mr. Krabs because of her slumber party that gets ruined.
- 110b. "Grooming Gary" - "I'm all alone behind this rope!"; "Uh, Patrick, I'm right here."; "You don't understand, SpongeBob! You'll never understand what it's like to be alone behind the red rope!"
- 116a. "Squid's Visit" - Montage of SpongeBob crying and begging Squidward to visit his house.
- 116b. "To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants" - "I wish I could see him one last time."
- 118b. "Komputer Overload" - "Oh curse you cruel fate. Once again, you've left me covered in the sticky goo of my own folley. Only this time, I'm all alone."
- 120b. "Toy Store of Doom" - Patrick explains to the construction worker that he and SpongeBob want to go to the toy store, but it is not open yet.
- 122b. "Single Cell Anniversary" - "And now the smell of defeat's so deeply penetrates my soul that my very skin is permeated with its foul stench!"; "There's nothing wrong. Don't worry. I'm fine."
- 123-124. "Truth or Square" - Plankton "launches himself."
- 128b. "Stuck in the Wringer" - "I can't do anything without this stupid wringer getting in the way."; "Don't you go crying on me!"
- 130a. "Greasy Buffoons" - The ultra chummy patties are shown.
- 130b. "Model Sponge" - SpongeBob barges into Mr. Krabs' office, upset.
- 133b. "Squidward in Clarinetland" - Squidward melts; "Squidward, are you okay?" (both sound higher pitched)
- 136a. "A Day Without Tears" - SpongeBob cries after he stubs his toe. (High pitched)
- 140b. "Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle" - (High pitched) SpongeBob passes out; "SpongeBob, can you hear me?"
- 146a. "The Abrasive Side" - SpongeBob cries because he cannot say no to anyone.
- 150a. "Krusty Dogs" - Squidward is shown outside during his break.
- 150b. "The Wreck of the Mauna Loa" - Mr. Krabs gets arrested after the ride has been destroyed.
- 152a. "Big Sister Sam" - Patrick cries.
- 152b. "Perfect Chemistry" - "Well, I guess you won't be needing me anymore."
- 161b. "Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation" - Mr. Krabs cries over the shredded money; Pearl cries.
- 166b. "The Way of the Sponge" - Fuzzy removes Sandy's belt.
- 202b. "Snail Mail" - SpongeBob is bored.
- 209b. "Plankton Gets the Boot" - Plankton cries.
- 210b. "Burst Your Bubble" - SpongeBob gets sad.
Movies
- F1. "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie" - SpongeBob and Patrick cry after "everybody they know is a goner;" Mindy tries to get their attention.
Shorts
- . "Me Money" - SpongeBob cries.
Trivia
- This is the first APM with a sad tune to be used in the show.
- This is the second most used non-sound effect APM track in the series, only behind "Grass Skirt Chase."
- This track has slowed down in usage since season 7.
- It was only played once in season 9.
- Season 11 and season 12 so far are the only seasons where this track does not play.
- The first time this track played was not in a scene where a character was sad.
- "Clams" and "What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" are the only two episodes to play this track entirely.