"Greenhorn Rag" was composed by Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, and Jeremy Wakefield. The main instruments being played in all three versions include the lap steel guitar, the bass guitar, cymbals, the steel guitar, an acoustic guitar, whistles, other percussion instruments, and jingle bells on one version.


Version 1

This version has a more twangy guitar.


  • 154a. "Drive Thru" - Title card (Pitch +2); SpongeBob and Squidward frantically serve the customers; Krusty Krab collapses. (Pitch +2)
  • 155b. "Sentimental Sponge" - Patrick realizes he has to do "spring cleaning."
  • 156. "Frozen Face-Off" - Title card (sleigh bells added); Plankton flies off with the secret formula.
  • 158a. "Sweet and Sour Squid" - Title card; Plankton runs with Squidward's clarinet; Squidward and SpongeBob chasing Plankton.
  • 160b. "Walking the Plankton" - Karen cuts the ship in half.
  • 165a. "House Sittin' for Sandy" - Whenever Sandy's robots destroy the Treedome; The ending.
  • 169a. "Are You Happy Now?" - Squidward goes crazy and destroys the paper-mache SpongeBob's.
  • 170a. "Free Samples" - Title card (Pitch +1); The customers go crazy over Krabby Patties; Plankton discovers SpongeBob winning money with the Krabby Patties. (Pitch +1)
  • 170b. "Home Sweet Rubble" - Patrick stretches Squidward across SpongeBob's house.
  • 172b. "Glove World R.I.P." - The riders fly off of the Fiery Fist o' Pain.
  • 173a. "Squiditis" - The ending.
  • 173b. "Demolition Doofus" - Title card; The other vehicles get demolished by SpongeBob.
  • 177b. "Move It or Lose It" - The ending.
  • 184a. "Jailbreak!" - Title card.
  • 208b. "Krusty Katering" - Kids chase Mr. Krabs.
  • 210b. "Burst Your Bubble" - Opening; Drivers crash into SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff's boat.
  • 212b. "Sportz?" - Sandy does a football round and launches Squidward to a pool table.
  • 213a. "The Getaway" - Car crashes into a fancy restaurant.
  • 214b. "Out of the Picture" - Mr. Krabs and Squidward destroy the Krusty Krab.
  • 224b. "Scavenger Pants" - Squidward babbles about SpongeBob and Patrick being his new brothers.
  • 233a. "Whale Watching" - SpongeBob comes out of the paper bag.
  • 233b. "Krusty Kleaners" - SpongeBob gets attacked by a photocopier and a paper shredder.
  • 242a. "FarmerBob" - Jellybee appears and Patrick panics.
  • 243a. "The Nitwitting" - Club members doing "civic duty" in Bikini Bottom.
  • 254-255. "SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout" - Squidward accidentally gets in between Bubble Bass' and Mrs. Puff's sections to decorate.
  • 259b. "My Two Krabses" - Krabs and Chum Krabs fighting.


Version 2

This version has more variety of Hawaiian percussion and string instruments.




  • This track played high-pitched the very first time it was used. The same thing happened with "Tentically Speaking."
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