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{{L|''[It is a normal day at the Krusty Krab. Or so everyone thinks. Plankton is disguised as a peppershaker. He steals a Krabby Patty from a customer]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Ha! ''[runs out the Krusty Krab. However, Mr. Krabs picks him up from behind]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold it right there, Plankton.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll take that. ''[Gets the Krabby Patty from him]''}}
{{L|Plankton|How'd you know it was me?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Next time, wear a disguise without your initial on it.}}
{{L|Plankton|Hmmm... perhaps a peppershaker was a bit obvious.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You think! SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob runs onto the scene]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wooo-ooo! ''[Krabs puts Plankton in his mouth]''}}
{{L|Announcer|''[off-screen]'' 3, 2, 1…, launch! ''[SpongeBob launches Plankton up in the air through his hat]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the park. Plankton is on a bench]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Never! Never! I'll never get Krabs's formula! Mr. Krabs is too stupid and is too powerful! If only there were a way to render him helpless!}}
{{L|Sadie|''[with her baby]'' Oh, look at you, you're so small, tiny and helpless.}}
{{L|Plankton|Hey, I resent that!}}
{{L|Sadie|''[she takes the bottle from her baby]'' Why, you're so tiny and helpless, I could drink your formula whenever I wanted to and you couldn't do a thing about it. ''[Baby Rechid starts crying, Sadie puts the bottle back into her baby's mouth and moves on]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Something about that woman reminds me of my mother. That's it! Finally, victory will be mine! I'll turn Eugene Krabs into a powerless…baby.}}
{{L|''[Cut to Mr. Krabs inside his restaurant]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[A penny catches his eye]'' Ooh, a penny. ''[He sees a trail of pennies]'' A trail of pennies! ''[They lead him into a phone booth outside. Plankton pops in on the scene, and has a device on a pack on his back]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[We see some green gas appear around Krabs]'' I've done it! Nothing can stop me now! My goo goo gas will transform Krabs into a tiny helpless infant! ''[He opens the phone booth, revealing Mr. Krabs as a baby. The key is right beside him]'' The key to the Krusty Krab. This is easier than I hoped. ''[Looks at Krabs]'' He's a little bigger than I imagined. ''[Krabs starts biting him]'' Ow! Ow! Ow! ''[releases him, but he can't reach for the doors]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, a baby! What are you doing out here alone, baby? I'll take charge of you until your mommy shows up! Oh, you're just too cute.}}
{{L|Plankton|Hello! If you're done making a total fool out of yourself, I could use some help with this lock.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure thing, Plankton. Here you go, little guy.}}
{{L|Plankton|Yes, my plan is working perfectly, now that I've turned Krabs into a helpless baby, the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! Hello.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[looking at Plankton of what he just said]'' Police! Police!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[getting arrested]'' Fools, you'll never hold me! Your primitive shackles are no match for my genius. ''[the cuffs are too wide, and he easily escapes]'' I'm free!}}
{{L|''[Squidward walks up to the Krusty Krab, looking glum as always]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Squidward. Thank Neptune you're here. I found this baby all alone. But he wasn't really alone, he was with Plankton! And he's not a baby! It's Mr. Krabs! Plankton turned him into a baby so he could steal the Krabby Patty secret formula! ''[Baby Krabs burps on Squidward]'' What do we do, Squidward?}}
{{L|Squidward|I don't know about you, but I'm going on my coffee break. A very long coffee break. ''[walks away]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[back at the Chum Bucket, talking to Karen]'' …and then that blasted sponge called the cops! That's just not trick-it. Now I'll never be a tyrannical overlord.}}
{{L|Karen|Do I have to tell you how to do everything? Next time, spray SpongeBob, too.}}
{{L|Plankton|Not sure.}}
{{L|Karen|Listen carefully. Spray.}}
{{L|Plankton|Now you're just talking gibberish. What I really need is to spray Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob.}}
{{L|Karen|That's just what I…}}
{{L|Plankton|I don't wanna hear all your loony schemes, Karen. I've got work to do!}}
{{L|''[back at the Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What's wrong, Mr. Baby Krabs? You thirsty? ''[gives him some milk and he stops crying]'' That's it, drink up! ''[the bottle slips out of his mouth and he continues to cry]'' OK, maybe you're hungry? Do you want a nice soft Krabby Patty? ''[flicks it away and continues to cry]'' Not even a Krabby Patty helps. How about a stack of 20s? ''[shows a stack of $20 bills; Krabs takes it]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Hands in the air!}}
{{L|Plankton|That's right, SpongeBob, I'm back! And you won't stop me this time. ''[Mr. Krabs turns into an adult, and SpongeBob turns into a baby]'' What? SpongeBob's a baby but Krabs is back to normal ''[sprays again]'' It seems the second dose acts as an antidote! One squirt equals baby, two squirts equals adult! ''[sprays both of them once, and they come back to normal]'' Or is it three squirts baby, four squirts adult. Barnacles, I've run out of gas!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahem!}}
{{L|Plankton|Krabs! Nice diaper. ''[Mr. Krabs is about to throw him]'' Come on, come on! ''[throws him. cut to Plankton flying in the air]'' I've got it!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[checking the mailbox]'' Better be something other than bills this time. ''[Plankton comes out]'' Plankton!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[running back in the Krusty Krab]'' I can't tolerate your stinky gas!}}
{{L|Miss Shell|That makes two of us.}}
{{L|Dennis|I don't do it on purpose!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You'll never catch me, Plankton! Never! Ooh…another penny! Come to papa! Now were we doing?}}
{{L|Plankton|This! ''[sprays him]'' What's the matter, baby? Are you gonna cry? ''[Mr. Krabs is turned into a senior citizen]'' What the heck happened to you? This isn't baby gas! It's senior citizen spray!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ey? What was that, Sonny?}}
{{L|Plankton|Out of my way, Methuselah! You're old and useless. ''[SpongeBob comes out of nowhere]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold it right there! Old people are out greatest natural resource! I salute you, elder citizenry!}}
{{L|Plankton|I'm getting old listening to this. Let's try this again! ''[sprays the gas on SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I remember when a quarter used to cost a nickel.}}
{{L|Plankton|This baby gas is worthless! At least you're way too old to stop me from stealing a Krabby Patty!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What was that, sonny?}}
{{L|Plankton|It'll take more time to explain than you have left.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|He's got the Krabby Patty! Catch him!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Catch who?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Gesundheit.}}
{{L|Plankton|Victory is mine! ''[shaken by the sound of walkers]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Come back here, you little whippersnapper!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You kids get off my lawn! I'll catch up with you, boy!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm catching up with my knitting.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[hatches an idea]'' That's it! Knit, little nitwit!}}
{{L|Plankton|That was almost too easy. ''[is caught in a net]'' No! I demand you geezers release me!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Right after the party. The piñata party.}}
{{L|Senior Citizens|That's for calling us old. I want candy!}}
{{L|''[cut to the Chum Bucket, with Plankton in his lab, writing something on a chalk board]''}}
{{L|Plankton|1 squirt equals baby, carry over the 2 plus the square route of SpongeBob. Of course! The final ingredient I'm lacking! It's so simple yet so evil! And I know just where to get it.}}
{{L|''[cut to Barg'n Mart]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Excuse me, what isle did you get that from?}}
{{L|Shubie|You mean the Kelp-O?}}
{{L|Plankton|No, not that! The ugly drippy smelly thing.}}
{{L|Shubie|Are you talking about my baby, creep? ''[Chases Plankton with her cart. She ends up she ends up squashing him by running him over.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Baby powder? This could be just what I need! Hey buddy, is this made of real or artificial baby? ''[Shubie squishes Plankton again with her cart. Cut to the Chum Bucket]'' That powdered baby did the trick! Now my baby gas can't possibly fail!}}
{{L|Karen|Just like all your plans that "couldn't possibly fail?"}}
{{L|Plankton|What is it now, Karen?}}
{{L|Karen|I'm saying you should test your gas before you come running there all hilly nilly!}}
{{L|Plankton|That's an excellent idea. And I know just the guinea pig! ''[Grabs the pack and points it at Karen]''}}
{{L|Karen|''[gasps]'' Plankton, don't you dare! ''[sprays her and a calculator falls to the ground]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Karen! Speak to me! ''[the calculator types in "hello" as 07734 upside down]'' It worked!}}
{{L|''[cut to the Krusty Krab, where old Mr. Krabs is drinking a soda]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Everyone say your ABCs! ''[sprays two people, who start crying]'' Now when you turn into babies, ''[sprays more people, who start crying]'' you stay babies! Hey, Krabs, catch! ''[The Trouble Song ''[He turns into a baby, who start crying. SpongeBob comes out of the kitchen]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What's wrong, little feller? ''[He is turned into a baby. Cut to an ceiling scene of the Krusty Krab, where there is a chaos. Cut to the bathroom doors, with a baby next to it. Squidward enters, along with a gas bomb. the doors open and he turns into a baby. Patrick is also turned into a baby]''}}
{{L|Plankton|My moment of triumph! ''[slips on drool]'' What the? Oh, gross! I command you to stop drooling on me!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Goo!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[Mr. Krabs grabs Plankton and starts shaking him]'' Put me down! Stop it! I'm an adult! ''[SpongeBob starts biting him. he releases him and he lands in Patrick's diaper. Patrick farts, and Plankton jumps out. Mr. Krabs is then seen sucking the Krabby Patty secret formula]'' Huh? I don't believe it! Krabby Patty Formula! He's teething on it! Give it here, you big stupid baby! ''[Mr. Krabs squishes Plankton with the bottle]'' Ouch! I've got it! Just like taking candy from a baby! Get it, Krabs? I'm taking candy from you! ''[Baby SpongeBob starts playing with the gas]'' Hey! What are you doing? ''[the gas releases and it sprays Plankton]'' Uh-oh. Excuse me! Mama's little evil genius needs a diaper!}}
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