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{{EpisodeTranscript}}
   
Plankton: Ha! (He runs out the Krusty Krab. However, Mr. Krabs picks him up from behind)
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{{L|''[It is a normal day at the Krusty Krab. All of a sudden, Plankton, disguised as a peppershaker, steals a Krabby Patty from a customer.]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Ha! ''[runs out of the Krusty Krab. However, Mr. Krabs picks him up from behind]''}}
Mr. Krabs: Hold it right there, Plankton.
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold it right there, Plankton.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Krabs!}}
Plankton: Krabs!
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll take that. ''[Gets the Krabby Patty from him]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|How'd you know it was me?}}
Mr. Krabs: I'll take that. (Gets the Krabby Patty from him)
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Next time, wear a disguise without your initial on it.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Hmmm... perhaps a peppershaker was a bit obvious.}}
Plankton: How'd you know it was me?
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|You think? SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob runs onto the scene]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Wooo-ooo! ''[Krabs puts Plankton in his mouth]''}}
Mr. Krabs: Next time, wear a disguise without your initial on it.
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{{L|Announcer|''[off-screen]'' 3, 2, 1…, launch! ''[SpongeBob launches Plankton out of his hat and through the Chum Bucket roof]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|AAHH!}}
Plankton: Perhaps a peppershaker was a bit obvious.
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{{L|''[Cut to the park. Plankton is on a bench]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Never! Never! I'll never get Krabs' formula! Mr. Krabs is too powerful. If only there were a way to render him helpless!}}
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs onto the scene)
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{{L|Sadie|''[with her baby]'' Oh, look at you, you're so small, tiny and helpless.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Hey, I resent that! Huh?}}
SpongeBob: Wooo-ooo! (Krabs puts Plankton in his mouth)
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{{L|Sadie|''[she takes the bottle from her baby]'' Why, you're so tiny and helpless, I could take your formula whenever I wanted to and you couldn't do a thing about it. ''[the baby starts crying, Sadie puts the bottle back into her baby's mouth and moves on]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Something about that woman reminds me of my mother. That's it! Finally, victory will be mine! I'll turn Eugene Krabs into a powerless… baby.}}
Announcer: (off-screen) 3, 2, 1…, blastoff! (SpongeBob launches Plankton up in the air through his hat)
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{{L|''[Cut to Mr. Krabs walking up to his restaurant]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[A penny catches his eye]'' Ooh, a penny. ''[He sees a trail of pennies]'' A trail of pennies! ''[They lead him into a phone booth outside. We see some green gas appear around Krabs.]''}}
Plankton: AAHH!
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{{L|Plankton|I've done it! Nothing can stop me now! My goo goo gas will transform Krabs into a tiny helpless infant! ''[He opens the phone booth, and grabs the key.]'' The key to the Krusty Krab. This is easier than I hoped. ''[Looks at baby Krabs]'' He's a little bigger than I imagined. ''[baby Krabs takes the key and swings it up and down, then puts Plankton into his mouth and starts biting him]'' Whoa! No, no! Ow, ow, ow! Oof! Whoa! ''[baby Krabs then sucks on Plankton, and releases him. He runs for the front doors of the Krusty Krab, with Krabs following behind him, but he can't reach.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, a baby! What are you doing out here all alone, baby? I'll take charge of you until your mommy shows up! ''[baby Krabs giggles]'' Oh, aren't you just too cute. ''[tickles baby Krabs]'' Coochie coochie coo! ''[they both laugh]''}}
(Cut to the park. Plankton is on a bench)
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{{L|Plankton|Hello! If you're done making a total fool out of yourself, I could use some help with this lock.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure thing, Plankton. ''[places baby Krabs on top of him]'' Here you go, little guy. ''[places the key inside the door]''}}
Plankton: Never! Never! I'll never get the Krabby Patty formula! What I need is to turn him into something so small and helpless.
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{{L|Plankton|Yes, my plan is working perfectly! Now that I've turned Krabs into a helpless baby, the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! ''[laughs, stops then notices SpongeBob staring at him]'' Hello.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[looking at Plankton after hearing what he just said]'' Police! Police!}}
Bikini bottomite: (with her baby) Oh, look at you, you're so small and helpless.
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{{L|Plankton|''[getting arrested]'' Fools, you'll never hold me! Your primitive shackles are no match for my genius. ''[the cuffs are too wide, and he easily escapes, dropping to the ground before running away, with the police on pursuit]'' That was easy. I'm free! Free!}}
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{{L|''[Squidward walks up to the Krusty Krab, looking glum as always]''}}
Plankton: Hey, I just said that!
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Squidward. Thank Neptune you're here. I found this baby all alone. But he wasn't really alone, he was with Plankton! And he's not a baby! ''[SpongeBob shows Squidward baby Krabs]'' It's Mr. Krabs! Plankton turned him into an infant so he could steal the Krabby Patty formula! ''[baby Krabs burps in Squidward's face]'' What do we do, Squidward?}}
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{{L|Squidward|I don't know about you, but I'm going on my coffee break. A very long coffee break. ''[walks away]''}}
Bikini Bottomite: (she takes the bottle from her baby) I can just take your bottle from you, and you can't do a thing about it! (the baby starts crying. She gives him back his bottle and he stops.)
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{{L|Plankton|''[back at the Chum Bucket, talking to Karen]'' …and then that blasted sponge called the cops! That's just not cricket. ''[pouts]'' Now I'll never be a tyrannical overlord.}}
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{{L|Karen|Do I have to tell you how to do everything? Next time, spray SpongeBob, too.}}
Plankton: Something about that woman reminds me of my mother. That's it! Finally, victory will be mine! I'll turn Eugene Krabs into a powerless…baby.
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{{L|Plankton|Not sure I follow you.}}
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{{L|Karen|Listen carefully. Spray...}}
(Cut to Mr. Krabs inside his restaurant)
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{{L|Plankton|Yes.}}
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{{L|Karen|...Sponge....}}
Mr. Krabs: (A penny catches his eye) Ooh, a penny. (He sees a trail of pennies) A trail of pennies! (They lead him into a phone booth outside. Plankton pops in on the scene, and has a device on a pack on his back)
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{{L|Plankton|Uh-huh.}}
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{{L|Karen|....Bob.....}}
Plankton: (We see some green gas appear around Krabs) I've done it! Nothing can stop me now! My goo goo gas will transform Krabs into a tiny helpless infant! (He opens the phone booth, revealing Mr. Krabs as a baby. The key is right beside him) The key to the Krusty Krab. This is easier than I hoped. (Looks at Krabs) He's a little bigger than I imagined. (Krabs starts biting him) Ow! Ow! Ow! (releases him, but he can't reach for the doors)
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{{L|Plankton|Right.}}
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{{L|Karen|....Too!}}
SpongeBob: Hey, a baby! What are you doing out here alone, baby? I'll take charge of you until your mommy shows up! Oh, you're just too cute.
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{{L|Plankton|Now you're just talking gibberish. What I really need is to spray Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob.}}
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{{L|Karen|That's just what I…}}
Plankton: Hello! If you're not making a total fool of yourself, I could use some help with this lock.
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{{L|Plankton|I don't wanna hear anymore of your loony schemes, Karen. I've got work to do!}}
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{{L|''[Back at the Krusty Krab, baby Krabs starts to cry.]''}}
SpongeBob: Oh, sure thing, Plankton. Here you go, little one.
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{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, what's wrong, Mr. Baby Krabs? Are you thirsty? ''[gives him some milk and he stops crying]'' That's it, drink up! ''[baby Krabs spits out the bottle and he continues to cry]'' Okay, maybe you're hungry? How about a nice soft Krabby Patty? ''[baby Krabs slaps it away and continues to cry]'' Yikes. Not even a Krabby Patty helps. ''[reaches into his pocket]''How about a stack of 20s? ''[shows a stack of $20 bills; Krabs takes it and chews on it]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Hands in the air!}}
Plankton: Yes, my plan is working perfectly, now that I've turned Krabs into a helpless baby, the Krabby Patty secret formula will be mine! Hello.
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{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton!}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[pops up at the scene, with a gas tank behind his back]'' That's right, SpongeBob, I'm back! And you won't stop me this time. ''[starts to spray. Mr. Krabs turns back into an adult, wearing a diaper, and SpongeBob turns into a baby]'' What? SpongeBob's a baby, but Krabs is back to normal? ''[sprays again. Mr. Krabs returns to his baby form as SpongeBob returns to normal, but is still wearing a rectangular diaper and is barefoot]'' It seems the second dose acts as an antidote! [sprays only SpongeBob, and he is turned back into a baby again] One squirt equals baby, two squirts equals adult! ''[sprays both of them once, and they come back to normal. They're still wearing their diapers]'' Or is it three squirts for baby and four squirts for adult? ''[tries to spray them, but nothing comes out]'' Barnacles, I've run out of gas!}}
SpongeBob: (looking at Plankton of what he just said) Police! Police!
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahem!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Krabs! Nice diaper. ''[Mr. Krabs is about to throw him]'' Hold on, hold on! I think I... ''[throws him like a slingshot pellet; cut to Plankton flying in the air]'' Yes, I've got it!}}
Plankton: (getting arrested) Fools, you'll never hold me! Your primitive shackles are no match for my genius. (the cuffs are too wide, and he easily escapes) I'm free!
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[checking the mailbox]'' Better be something other than bills this time. ''[Plankton comes out]'' Plankton!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Peek-a-boo!}}
(Squidward walks up to the Krusty Krab, looking glum as always)
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[running back in the Krusty Krab]'' I can't tolerate your stinky gas!}}
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{{L|Dennis|''[farts]''}}
SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward. Thank Neptune you're here. I found this baby all alone. But he wasn't really alone, he was with Plankton! And he's not a baby! It's Mr. Krabs! Plankton turned him into a baby so he could steal the Krabby Patty secret formula! (Baby Krabs burps on Squidward) What do we do, Squidward?
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{{L|Miss Shell|That makes two of us.}}
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{{L|Dennis|I don't do it on purpose!}}
Squidward: I don't know about you, but I'm going on my coffee break. A very long coffee break. (walks away)
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|You'll never catch me, Plankton! Never! Ooh…a nother penny! Come to papa! Now, what were we doing?}}
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{{L|Plankton|This! ''[sprays him]'' What's the matter, baby? Are you gonna cry? ''[Mr. Krabs has turned into a senior citizen]'' What the heck happened to you? This isn't baby gas! It's senior citizen spray!}}
Plankton: (back at the Chum Bucket, talking to Karen)…and then that blasted sponge called the Primo Cops! That's just not trick-it. Now I'll never be a tyrannical overlord.
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eh? What was that, sonny?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Out of my way, Methuselah! You're old and useless. ''[SpongeBob comes out of nowhere]''}}
Karen: Do I have to tell you how to do everything? Next time, spray SpongeBob, too.
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hold it right there! Old people are out greatest natural resource! I salute you, elder citizenry!}}
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{{L|Plankton|I'm getting old listening to this. Let's try this again! ''[sprays the gas on SpongeBob, turning him into a senior citizen]''}}
Plankton: Not sure.
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{{L|SpongeBob|I remember when a quarter used to cost a nickel. ''[laughs]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|This baby gas is worthless! ''[throws the spray fan away]'' At least you're way too old to stop me from stealing a Krabby Patty!}}
Karen: Listen carefully. Spray.
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{{L|SpongeBob|What was that, sonny?}}
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{{L|Plankton|It'll take more time to explain than you have left. ''[walks away; runs back out with a Krabby Patty]''}}
Plankton: Yes.
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{{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sniffs]'' He's got the Krabby Patty! Catch him!}}
Karen: Sponge.
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{{L|SpongeBob|Catch who?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Gesundheit.}}
Plankton: Uh-huh.
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{{L|Plankton|Victory is mine! ''[the bottom of the walkers cause Plankton to jump]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Come back here, you little whippersnapper!}}
Karen: Bob.
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|You kids get off my lawn! I'll catch up with you, boy!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm catching up with my knitting.}}
Plankton: Right.
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[hatches an idea]'' That's it! Knit, little nitwit!}}
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{{L|Plankton|That was almost too easy. ''[Plankton is caught in a net]'' What? No! I demand you geezers release me!}}
Karen: Too!
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Right after the party. The piñata party. ''[A group of senior citizens show up]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|What?}}
Plankton: Now you're just talking gibberish. What I really need is to spray Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob.
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{{L|Senior Citizens|''[beating Plankton with their canes and walkers]'' That's for calling us old.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Hey, quit it!}}
Karen: That's just what I…
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{{L|Senior Citizens|I want candy!}}
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{{L|Plankton|No!}}
Plankton: I don't wanna hear all your looney schemes, Karen. I've got work to do!
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{{L|''[Cut to the Chum Bucket, with Plankton in his lab, writing something on a chalk board.]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|One squirt equals baby, carry over the two plus the square root of SpongeBob. Of course! The final ingredient that I've been lacking! It's so simple yet so evil! And I know just the place to get it.}}
(back at the Krusty Krab)
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{{L|''[Cut to Barg'n Mart]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Excuse me, what aisle did you get that from?}}
SpongeBob: What's wrong, Mr. Baby Krabs? You thirsty? (gives him some milk and he stops crying) That's it, drink up! (the bottle slips out of his mouth and he continues to cry) OK, maybe you're hungry? Do you want a nice soft Krabby Patty? (flicks it away and continues to cry) Not even a Krabby Patty helps. How about a stack of monies?
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{{L|Shubie|You mean the Kelp-O?}}
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{{L|Plankton|No, that thing! The ugly drippy smelly thing.}}
Plankton: Hands in the air!
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{{L|Shubie|Are you talking about my baby? creep! ''[Chases Plankton with her cart. She ends up squashing him by running him over.]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Ow, ow, ow! ''[moans]'' Baby powder? This could be just what I need! Hey, buddy, is this made of real or artificial babies? ''[Shubie squishes Plankton again with her cart.]'' Ow, ow, ow, ow! ''[Cut to the Chum Bucket]'' That powdered baby did the trick! Now my baby gas can't possibly fail!}}
SpongeBob: Plankton!
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{{L|Karen|Just like all your other plans that "couldn't possibly fail"?}}
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{{L|Plankton|What is it now, Karen?}}
Plankton: That's right, SpongeBob, I'm back! And you won't stop me this time. (Mr. Krabs turns into an adult, and SpongeBob turns into a baby) What? SpongeBob's a baby but Krabs is back to normal (sprays again.) It seems the second dose acts as an antidote! One squirt equals baby, two squirts equals adult! (sprays both of them once, and they come back to normal) Or is it three squirts baby, four squirts adult. Barnacles, I've run out of gas!
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{{L|Karen|I'm saying you should test your gas before you run over there all willy nilly!}}
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{{L|Plankton|That's an excellent idea. And I know just the guinea pig! ''[Grabs the pack and points it at Karen]''}}
Mr. Krabs: Ehem!
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{{L|Karen|''[gasps]'' Plankton, don't you dare! ''[sprays her and a calculator falls to the ground]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Karen! Speak to me! ''[the calculator types in "hello" as 07734 upside down]'' It worked!}}
Plankton: Krabs! Nice diaper. (Mr. Krabs is about to throw him) Come on, come on! (throws him. cut to Plankton flying in the air) I've got it!
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{{L|''[Cut to the Krusty Krab, where the old Mr. Krabs is drinking a soda]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Everyone say your ABCs! ''[sprays two people, who start crying]'' Now when you turn into babies, ''[sprays two more people]'' you stay babies! Hey, Krabs, catch! ''[throws a gas bomb which turns Mr. Krabs into a baby, who starts crying. SpongeBob comes out of the kitchen]''}}
Mr. Krabs: (checking the mailbox) Better be something other than bills this time. (Plankton comes out) Plankton!
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{{L|SpongeBob|What's wrong, little feller? ''[A gas bomb was thrown at him and explodes, turning him into a baby. They both cry]''}}
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{{L|''[Cut to an aerial view of the Krusty Krab where everyone is turning into babies. Patrick is seen turning into a baby. Squidward opens the bathroom door and sees what's going on, then walks away. A gas bomb explodes in the bathroom turning Squidward into a crying baby.]''}}
Plankton: Peek-a-boo!
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{{L|Plankton|My moment of triumph! ''[slips on some drool]'' What the...? ''[SpongeBob, Krabs, and Squidward are drooling over Plankton]'' Oh, gross! I command you to stop drooling on me!}}
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{{L|Baby Mr. Krabs|Goo!}}
Mr. Krabs: (running back in the Krusty Krab)
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{{L|Plankton|''[he yelps. Baby Mr. Krabs grabs Plankton.]'' Put me down! ''[baby Mr. Krabs just shakes him playfully like a rattle]'' Ow! ''[shakes him again]'' Stop it! I'm an adult! ''[SpongeBob grabs him and starts sucking on him like a pacifier. Spits him out into Patrick's diaper. Patrick farts and Plankton runs away from him, screaming]'' Huh? I don't believe it! ''[Plankton sees Krabs sucking on the secret formula bottle]'' The Krabby Patty formula! He's teething on it! Give it here, you big stupid baby! ''[baby Krabs smashes Plankton with the bottle]'' Ow. ''[he squishes him four more times as Baby Thaddeus laughs. As baby Mr. Krabs crawls away, Plankton emerges, groaning in pain]'' I've got it! Just like taking candy from a baby! Get it, Krabs? I'm taking candy from ''you!'' ''[baby SpongeBob starts playing with the gas tank by repeatedly banging it against the ground]'' Hey! What are you doing? ''[the gas tank rises into the air like a rocket ship and releases gas everywhere, which sprays onto Plankton]'' Uh-oh. ''[he shrinks until he is no longer seen as he is in another dimension with amoebas floating around him]'' Ahem! ''[he covers himself]'' Mama's evil little genius needs a diaper!}}
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[[es:Gas infantilizante(Dialogo)]]
Mr. Krabs: I can't tolerate your stinky gas!
 
 
Old Customer: (farts)
 
 
Miss Shell: That makes two of us.
 
 
Old Customer: I don't do it on purpose!
 
 
Mr. Krabs: You'll never catch me, Plankton! Never! Ooh…another penny! Come to papa! Now were we doing?
 
 
Plankton: This! (sprays him)
 
 
Mr. Krabs: What's the matter, baby? Are you gonna cry? (Mr. Krabs is turned into a senior citizen) What the heck happened to you? This isn't baby gas! It's senior citizen spray!
 
 
Mr. Krabs: Ey? What was that, Sonny?
 
 
Plankton: Out of my way, Manuseulla! You're old and useless. (SpongeBob comes out of nowhere)
 
 
SpongeBob: Hold it right there! Old people are out greatest natural resource! I salute you, old citizenry!
 
 
Plankton: I'm getting old listening to this. Let's try this again! (sprays the gas on SpongeBob)
 
 
SpongeBob: I remember when a quarter used to cost a nickel.
 
 
Plankton: This baby gas is worthless! At least you're way too old to stop me from stealing a Krabby Patty!
 
 
SpongeBob: What was that, sonny?
 
 
Plankton: It'll take more time to explain than you have left.
 
 
SpongeBob: What?
 
 
Mr. Krabs: He's got the Krabby Patty! Get him!
 
 
SpongeBob: Can't you!
 
 
Mr. Krabs: You're right.
 
 
Plankton: Victory is mine! (shaken by the sound of walkers)
 
 
SpongeBob: Come back here, you little whippersnapper!
 
 
Mr. Krabs: You kids get off my lawn! I'll catch up with you, boy!
 
 
SpongeBob: I'll catch up with my knitting.
 
 
Mr. Krabs: (hatches an idea) That's it! Gotcha now, little nitwit!
 
 
Plankton: That was almost too easy. (is caught in a net) No! I demand you geezers release me!
 
 
Mr. Krabs: Right after the party. The pinata party.
 
 
Plankton: What?
 
 
Senior Citizens: That's for calling us old. I want candy!
 
 
(back at the Chum Bucket)
 
 
Plankton: Squirt plus a pinch of Kareena 2. Plus the square route of SpongeBob. Of course! The final ingredient I'm lacking! It's so simple yet so evil! And I know just where to get it.
 
 
(cut to Barg'n Mart)
 
 
Plankton: Excuse me, what isle did you get that from?
 
 
The Pink Fish: You mean the Kelp-O?
 
 
Plankton: No, not that! The ugly drippy smelly thing.
 
 
The Pink Fish: Are you talking about my baby, creep? (Chases Plankton with her cart. She ends up running over him)
 
 
Plankton: Baby powder? This could be just what I need! Hey buddy, is this made of real or artifical baby? (The Pink Fish runs over Plankton again)
 
 
Plankton: (Cut to Plankton back in his lab. He is writing something on a chalk board) That powdered baby did the trick! Now my baby gas can't possibly fail!
 
 
Karen: Just like all your plans that "couldn't possibly fail?"
 
 
Plankton: What is it now, Karen?
 
 
Karen: I'm saying you should test your gas before you come running there all hilly nilly!
 
 
Plankton: That's an excellent idea. And I know just the guinea pig! (Grabs the pack and points it at Karen)
 
 
Karen: (gasps) Plankton, don't you dare! (sprays her and a calculator falls to the ground)
 
 
Plankton: Karen! Speak to me! (the calculator types in "hELLO") It worked!
 
 
(cut to the Krusty Krab, where Old Mr. Krabs is drinking a soda)
 
 
Plankton: Everyone say your ABCs! (sprays two people, who start crying) Now when you turn into babies, (sprays more people, who start crying) you stay babies! Hey, Krabs, catch!(The Trouble Song (He turns into a baby, who start crying. SpongeBob comes out of the kitchen)
 
 
SpongeBob: What's wrong, little feller? (He is turned into a baby)
 
 
(cut to an ceiling scene of the Krusty Krab, where there is a chaos. Cut to the bathroom doors, with a baby next to it. Squidward enters, along with a gas bomb. the doors open and he turns into a baby. Patrick is also turned into a baby)
 
 
Plankton: My moment of triumph! (slips on drool) What the? Oh, gross! I command you to stop drooling on me!
 
 
Mr. Krabs: Goo!
 
 
Plankton: (Mr. Krabs grabs Plankton and starts shaking him) Put me down! Stop it! I'm an adult! (SpongeBob starts biting him. he releases him and he lands in Patrick's diaper. Mr. Krabs is then seen sucking the Krabby Patty secret formula) Huh? I don't believe it! Krabby Patty Formula! He's teething on it! Give it here, you big stupid baby! (Mr. Krabs bashes Plankton with the bottle) Ouch! I've got it! Just like taking candy from a baby! Get it, Krabs? I'm taking candy from you! (Baby SpongeBob starts playing with the gas) Hey! What are you doing? (the gas releases and it sprays Plankton) Uh-oh. Excuse me! Mama's little evil genius needs a diaper!
 

Revision as of 07:56, March 20, 2020

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Goo Goo Gas" from season five, which aired on July 19, 2009.
  • [It is a normal day at the Krusty Krab. All of a sudden, Plankton, disguised as a peppershaker, steals a Krabby Patty from a customer.]
  • Plankton: Ha! [runs out of the Krusty Krab. However, Mr. Krabs picks him up from behind]
  • Mr. Krabs: Hold it right there, Plankton.
  • Plankton: Krabs!
  • Mr. Krabs: I'll take that. [Gets the Krabby Patty from him]
  • Plankton: How'd you know it was me?
  • Mr. Krabs: Next time, wear a disguise without your initial on it.
  • Plankton: Hmmm... perhaps a peppershaker was a bit obvious.
  • Mr. Krabs: You think? SpongeBob! [SpongeBob runs onto the scene]
  • SpongeBob: Wooo-ooo! [Krabs puts Plankton in his mouth]
  • Announcer: [off-screen] 3, 2, 1…, launch! [SpongeBob launches Plankton out of his hat and through the Chum Bucket roof]
  • Plankton: AAHH!
  • [Cut to the park. Plankton is on a bench]
  • Plankton: Never! Never! I'll never get Krabs' formula! Mr. Krabs is too powerful. If only there were a way to render him helpless!
  • Sadie: [with her baby] Oh, look at you, you're so small, tiny and helpless.
  • Plankton: Hey, I resent that! Huh?
  • Sadie: [she takes the bottle from her baby] Why, you're so tiny and helpless, I could take your formula whenever I wanted to and you couldn't do a thing about it. [the baby starts crying, Sadie puts the bottle back into her baby's mouth and moves on]
  • Plankton: Something about that woman reminds me of my mother. That's it! Finally, victory will be mine! I'll turn Eugene Krabs into a powerless… baby.
  • [Cut to Mr. Krabs walking up to his restaurant]
  • Mr. Krabs: [A penny catches his eye] Ooh, a penny. [He sees a trail of pennies] A trail of pennies! [They lead him into a phone booth outside. We see some green gas appear around Krabs.]
  • Plankton: I've done it! Nothing can stop me now! My goo goo gas will transform Krabs into a tiny helpless infant! [He opens the phone booth, and grabs the key.] The key to the Krusty Krab. This is easier than I hoped. [Looks at baby Krabs] He's a little bigger than I imagined. [baby Krabs takes the key and swings it up and down, then puts Plankton into his mouth and starts biting him] Whoa! No, no! Ow, ow, ow! Oof! Whoa! [baby Krabs then sucks on Plankton, and releases him. He runs for the front doors of the Krusty Krab, with Krabs following behind him, but he can't reach.]
  • SpongeBob: Hey, a baby! What are you doing out here all alone, baby? I'll take charge of you until your mommy shows up! [baby Krabs giggles] Oh, aren't you just too cute. [tickles baby Krabs] Coochie coochie coo! [they both laugh]
  • Plankton: Hello! If you're done making a total fool out of yourself, I could use some help with this lock.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, sure thing, Plankton. [places baby Krabs on top of him] Here you go, little guy. [places the key inside the door]
  • Plankton: Yes, my plan is working perfectly! Now that I've turned Krabs into a helpless baby, the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! [laughs, stops then notices SpongeBob staring at him] Hello.
  • SpongeBob: [looking at Plankton after hearing what he just said] Police! Police!
  • Plankton: [getting arrested] Fools, you'll never hold me! Your primitive shackles are no match for my genius. [the cuffs are too wide, and he easily escapes, dropping to the ground before running away, with the police on pursuit] That was easy. I'm free! Free!
  • [Squidward walks up to the Krusty Krab, looking glum as always]
  • SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward. Thank Neptune you're here. I found this baby all alone. But he wasn't really alone, he was with Plankton! And he's not a baby! [SpongeBob shows Squidward baby Krabs] It's Mr. Krabs! Plankton turned him into an infant so he could steal the Krabby Patty formula! [baby Krabs burps in Squidward's face] What do we do, Squidward?
  • Squidward: I don't know about you, but I'm going on my coffee break. A very long coffee break. [walks away]
  • Plankton: [back at the Chum Bucket, talking to Karen] …and then that blasted sponge called the cops! That's just not cricket. [pouts] Now I'll never be a tyrannical overlord.
  • Karen: Do I have to tell you how to do everything? Next time, spray SpongeBob, too.
  • Plankton: Not sure I follow you.
  • Karen: Listen carefully. Spray...
  • Plankton: Yes.
  • Karen: ...Sponge....
  • Plankton: Uh-huh.
  • Karen: ....Bob.....
  • Plankton: Right.
  • Karen: ....Too!
  • Plankton: Now you're just talking gibberish. What I really need is to spray Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob.
  • Karen: That's just what I…
  • Plankton: I don't wanna hear anymore of your loony schemes, Karen. I've got work to do!
  • [Back at the Krusty Krab, baby Krabs starts to cry.]
  • SpongeBob: Aw, what's wrong, Mr. Baby Krabs? Are you thirsty? [gives him some milk and he stops crying] That's it, drink up! [baby Krabs spits out the bottle and he continues to cry] Okay, maybe you're hungry? How about a nice soft Krabby Patty? [baby Krabs slaps it away and continues to cry] Yikes. Not even a Krabby Patty helps. [reaches into his pocket]How about a stack of 20s? [shows a stack of $20 bills; Krabs takes it and chews on it]
  • Plankton: Hands in the air!
  • SpongeBob: Plankton!
  • Plankton: [pops up at the scene, with a gas tank behind his back] That's right, SpongeBob, I'm back! And you won't stop me this time. [starts to spray. Mr. Krabs turns back into an adult, wearing a diaper, and SpongeBob turns into a baby] What? SpongeBob's a baby, but Krabs is back to normal? [sprays again. Mr. Krabs returns to his baby form as SpongeBob returns to normal, but is still wearing a rectangular diaper and is barefoot] It seems the second dose acts as an antidote! [sprays only SpongeBob, and he is turned back into a baby again] One squirt equals baby, two squirts equals adult! [sprays both of them once, and they come back to normal. They're still wearing their diapers] Or is it three squirts for baby and four squirts for adult? [tries to spray them, but nothing comes out] Barnacles, I've run out of gas!
  • Mr. Krabs: Ahem!
  • Plankton: Krabs! Nice diaper. [Mr. Krabs is about to throw him] Hold on, hold on! I think I... [throws him like a slingshot pellet; cut to Plankton flying in the air] Yes, I've got it!
  • Mr. Krabs: [checking the mailbox] Better be something other than bills this time. [Plankton comes out] Plankton!
  • Plankton: Peek-a-boo!
  • Mr. Krabs: [running back in the Krusty Krab] I can't tolerate your stinky gas!
  • Dennis: [farts]
  • Miss Shell: That makes two of us.
  • Dennis: I don't do it on purpose!
  • Mr. Krabs: You'll never catch me, Plankton! Never! Ooh…a nother penny! Come to papa! Now, what were we doing?
  • Plankton: This! [sprays him] What's the matter, baby? Are you gonna cry? [Mr. Krabs has turned into a senior citizen] What the heck happened to you? This isn't baby gas! It's senior citizen spray!
  • Mr. Krabs: Eh? What was that, sonny?
  • Plankton: Out of my way, Methuselah! You're old and useless. [SpongeBob comes out of nowhere]
  • SpongeBob: Hold it right there! Old people are out greatest natural resource! I salute you, elder citizenry!
  • Plankton: I'm getting old listening to this. Let's try this again! [sprays the gas on SpongeBob, turning him into a senior citizen]
  • SpongeBob: I remember when a quarter used to cost a nickel. [laughs]
  • Plankton: This baby gas is worthless! [throws the spray fan away] At least you're way too old to stop me from stealing a Krabby Patty!
  • SpongeBob: What was that, sonny?
  • Plankton: It'll take more time to explain than you have left. [walks away; runs back out with a Krabby Patty]
  • SpongeBob: What?
  • Mr. Krabs: [sniffs] He's got the Krabby Patty! Catch him!
  • SpongeBob: Catch who?
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, Gesundheit.
  • Plankton: Victory is mine! [the bottom of the walkers cause Plankton to jump]
  • SpongeBob: Come back here, you little whippersnapper!
  • Mr. Krabs: You kids get off my lawn! I'll catch up with you, boy!
  • SpongeBob: I'm catching up with my knitting.
  • Mr. Krabs: [hatches an idea] That's it! Knit, little nitwit!
  • Plankton: That was almost too easy. [Plankton is caught in a net] What? No! I demand you geezers release me!
  • Mr. Krabs: Right after the party. The piñata party. [A group of senior citizens show up]
  • Plankton: What?
  • Senior Citizens: [beating Plankton with their canes and walkers] That's for calling us old.
  • Plankton: Hey, quit it!
  • Senior Citizens: I want candy!
  • Plankton: No!
  • [Cut to the Chum Bucket, with Plankton in his lab, writing something on a chalk board.]
  • Plankton: One squirt equals baby, carry over the two plus the square root of SpongeBob. Of course! The final ingredient that I've been lacking! It's so simple yet so evil! And I know just the place to get it.
  • [Cut to Barg'n Mart]
  • Plankton: Excuse me, what aisle did you get that from?
  • Shubie: You mean the Kelp-O?
  • Plankton: No, that thing! The ugly drippy smelly thing.
  • Shubie: Are you talking about my baby? creep! [Chases Plankton with her cart. She ends up squashing him by running him over.]
  • Plankton: Ow, ow, ow! [moans] Baby powder? This could be just what I need! Hey, buddy, is this made of real or artificial babies? [Shubie squishes Plankton again with her cart.] Ow, ow, ow, ow! [Cut to the Chum Bucket] That powdered baby did the trick! Now my baby gas can't possibly fail!
  • Karen: Just like all your other plans that "couldn't possibly fail"?
  • Plankton: What is it now, Karen?
  • Karen: I'm saying you should test your gas before you run over there all willy nilly!
  • Plankton: That's an excellent idea. And I know just the guinea pig! [Grabs the pack and points it at Karen]
  • Karen: [gasps] Plankton, don't you dare! [sprays her and a calculator falls to the ground]
  • Plankton: Karen! Speak to me! [the calculator types in "hello" as 07734 upside down] It worked!
  • [Cut to the Krusty Krab, where the old Mr. Krabs is drinking a soda]
  • Plankton: Everyone say your ABCs! [sprays two people, who start crying] Now when you turn into babies, [sprays two more people] you stay babies! Hey, Krabs, catch! [throws a gas bomb which turns Mr. Krabs into a baby, who starts crying. SpongeBob comes out of the kitchen]
  • SpongeBob: What's wrong, little feller? [A gas bomb was thrown at him and explodes, turning him into a baby. They both cry]
  • [Cut to an aerial view of the Krusty Krab where everyone is turning into babies. Patrick is seen turning into a baby. Squidward opens the bathroom door and sees what's going on, then walks away. A gas bomb explodes in the bathroom turning Squidward into a crying baby.]
  • Plankton: My moment of triumph! [slips on some drool] What the...? [SpongeBob, Krabs, and Squidward are drooling over Plankton] Oh, gross! I command you to stop drooling on me!
  • Baby Mr. Krabs: Goo!
  • Plankton: [he yelps. Baby Mr. Krabs grabs Plankton.] Put me down! [baby Mr. Krabs just shakes him playfully like a rattle] Ow! [shakes him again] Stop it! I'm an adult! [SpongeBob grabs him and starts sucking on him like a pacifier. Spits him out into Patrick's diaper. Patrick farts and Plankton runs away from him, screaming] Huh? I don't believe it! [Plankton sees Krabs sucking on the secret formula bottle] The Krabby Patty formula! He's teething on it! Give it here, you big stupid baby! [baby Krabs smashes Plankton with the bottle] Ow. [he squishes him four more times as Baby Thaddeus laughs. As baby Mr. Krabs crawls away, Plankton emerges, groaning in pain] I've got it! Just like taking candy from a baby! Get it, Krabs? I'm taking candy from you! [baby SpongeBob starts playing with the gas tank by repeatedly banging it against the ground] Hey! What are you doing? [the gas tank rises into the air like a rocket ship and releases gas everywhere, which sprays onto Plankton] Uh-oh. [he shrinks until he is no longer seen as he is in another dimension with amoebas floating around him] Ahem! [he covers himself] Mama's evil little genius needs a diaper!
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