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|title = Goo Goo Gas
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{{L|''[It is a normal day at the Krusty Krab. All of a sudden, Plankton, disguised as a peppershaker, steals a Krabby Patty from a customer.]''}}
|titlecard = Goo.png
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{{L|Plankton|Ha! ''[runs out of the Krusty Krab. However, Mr. Krabs picks him up from behind]''}}
|seasonnumber = 5
 
|episodenumber = 91a
 
|airdate = [[July 19]], [[2009]]
 
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{{L|''[It is a normal day at the Krusty Krab. Or so everyone thinks. Plankton is disguised as a peppershaker. He steals a Krabby Patty from a customer]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Ha! ''[runs out the Krusty Krab. However, Mr. Krabs picks him up from behind]''}}
 
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold it right there, Plankton.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold it right there, Plankton.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Krabs!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Krabs!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Next time, wear a disguise without your initial on it.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Next time, wear a disguise without your initial on it.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Hmmm... perhaps a peppershaker was a bit obvious.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Hmmm... perhaps a peppershaker was a bit obvious.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You think! SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob runs onto the scene]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|You think? SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob runs onto the scene]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Wooo-ooo! ''[Krabs puts Plankton in his mouth]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Wooo-ooo! ''[Krabs puts Plankton in his mouth]''}}
{{L|Announcer|''[off-screen]'' 3, 2, 1…, launch! ''[SpongeBob launches Plankton up in the air through his hat]''}}
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{{L|Announcer|''[off-screen]'' 3, 2, 1…, launch! ''[SpongeBob launches Plankton out of his hat and through the Chum Bucket roof]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|AAHH!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|AAHH!}}
 
{{L|''[Cut to the park. Plankton is on a bench]''}}
 
{{L|''[Cut to the park. Plankton is on a bench]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Never! Never! I'll never get Krabs's formula! Mr. Krabs is too stupid and is too powerful! If only there were a way to render him helpless!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Never! Never! I'll never get Krabs' formula! Mr. Krabs is too powerful. If only there were a way to render him helpless!}}
{{L|Bikini Bottomite|''[with her baby]'' Oh, look at you, you're so small, tiny and helpless.}}
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{{L|Sadie|''[with her baby]'' Oh, look at you, you're so small, tiny and helpless.}}
{{L|Plankton|Hey, I resent that!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Hey, I resent that! Huh?}}
{{L|Bikini Bottomite|''[she takes the bottle from her baby]'' Why, you're so tiny and helpless, I could drink your formula whenever I wanted to and you couldn't do a thing about it. ''[Baby starts crying, momma shoves the bottle back into her baby's mouth and moves on]''}}
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{{L|Sadie|''[she takes the bottle from her baby]'' Why, you're so tiny and helpless, I could take your formula whenever I wanted to and you couldn't do a thing about it. ''[the baby starts crying, Sadie puts the bottle back into her baby's mouth and moves on]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Something about that woman reminds me of my mother. That's it! Finally, victory will be mine! I'll turn Eugene Krabs into a powerless…baby.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Something about that woman reminds me of my mother. That's it! Finally, victory will be mine! I'll turn Eugene Krabs into a powerless… baby.}}
{{L|''[Cut to Mr. Krabs inside his restaurant]''}}
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{{L|''[Cut to Mr. Krabs walking up to his restaurant]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[A penny catches his eye]'' Ooh, a penny. ''[He sees a trail of pennies]'' A trail of pennies! ''[They lead him into a phone booth outside. Plankton pops in on the scene, and has a device on a pack on his back]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[A penny catches his eye]'' Ooh, a penny. ''[He sees a trail of pennies]'' A trail of pennies! ''[They lead him into a phone booth outside. We see some green gas appear around Krabs.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[We see some green gas appear around Krabs]'' I've done it! Nothing can stop me now! My goo goo gas will transform Krabs into a tiny helpless infant! ''[He opens the phone booth, revealing Mr. Krabs as a baby. The key is right beside him]'' The key to the Krusty Krab. This is easier than I hoped. ''[Looks at Krabs]'' He's a little bigger than I imagined. ''[Krabs starts biting him]'' Ow! Ow! Ow! ''[releases him, but he can't reach for the doors]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|I've done it! Nothing can stop me now! My goo goo gas will transform Krabs into a tiny helpless infant! ''[He opens the phone booth, and grabs the key.]'' The key to the Krusty Krab. This is easier than I hoped. ''[Looks at baby Krabs]'' He's a little bigger than I imagined. ''[baby Krabs takes the key and swings it up and down, then puts Plankton into his mouth and starts biting him]'' Whoa! No, no! Ow, ow, ow! Oof! Whoa! ''[baby Krabs then sucks on Plankton, and releases him. He runs for the front doors of the Krusty Krab, with Krabs following behind him, but he can't reach.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, a baby! What are you doing out here alone, baby? I'll take charge of you until your mommy shows up! Oh, you're just too cute.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, a baby! What are you doing out here all alone, baby? I'll take charge of you until your mommy shows up! ''[baby Krabs giggles]'' Oh, aren't you just too cute. ''[tickles baby Krabs]'' Coochie coochie coo! ''[they both laugh]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Hello! If you're done making a total fool out of yourself, I could use some help with this lock.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Hello! If you're done making a total fool out of yourself, I could use some help with this lock.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure thing, Plankton. Here you go, little guy.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure thing, Plankton. ''[places baby Krabs on top of him]'' Here you go, little guy. ''[places the key inside the door]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Yes, my plan is working perfectly, now that I've turned Krabs into a helpless baby, the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! Hello.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Yes, my plan is working perfectly! Now that I've turned Krabs into a helpless baby, the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! ''[laughs, stops then notices SpongeBob staring at him]'' Hello.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[looking at Plankton of what he just said]'' Police! Police!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[looking at Plankton after hearing what he just said]'' Police! Police!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[getting arrested]'' Fools, you'll never hold me! Your primitive shackles are no match for my genius. ''[the cuffs are too wide, and he easily escapes]'' I'm free!}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[getting arrested]'' Fools, you'll never hold me! Your primitive shackles are no match for my genius. ''[the cuffs are too wide, and he easily escapes, dropping to the ground before running away, with the police on pursuit]'' That was easy. I'm free! Free!}}
 
{{L|''[Squidward walks up to the Krusty Krab, looking glum as always]''}}
 
{{L|''[Squidward walks up to the Krusty Krab, looking glum as always]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Squidward. Thank Neptune you're here. I found this baby all alone. But he wasn't really alone, he was with Plankton! And he's not a baby! It's Mr. Krabs! Plankton turned him into a baby so he could steal the Krabby Patty secret formula! ''[Baby Krabs burps on Squidward]'' What do we do, Squidward?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Squidward. Thank Neptune you're here. I found this baby all alone. But he wasn't really alone, he was with Plankton! And he's not a baby! ''[SpongeBob shows Squidward baby Krabs]'' It's Mr. Krabs! Plankton turned him into an infant so he could steal the Krabby Patty formula! ''[baby Krabs burps in Squidward's face]'' What do we do, Squidward?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|I don't know about you, but I'm going on my coffee break. A very long coffee break. ''[walks away]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|I don't know about you, but I'm going on my coffee break. A very long coffee break. ''[walks away]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[back at the Chum Bucket, talking to Karen]'' …and then that blasted sponge called the cops! That's just not trick-it. Now I'll never be a tyrannical overlord.}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[back at the Chum Bucket, talking to Karen]'' …and then that blasted sponge called the cops! That's just not cricket. ''[pouts]'' Now I'll never be a tyrannical overlord.}}
 
{{L|Karen|Do I have to tell you how to do everything? Next time, spray SpongeBob, too.}}
 
{{L|Karen|Do I have to tell you how to do everything? Next time, spray SpongeBob, too.}}
{{L|Plankton|Not sure.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Not sure I follow you.}}
{{L|Karen|Listen carefully. Spray.}}
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{{L|Karen|Listen carefully. Spray...}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Yes.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Yes.}}
{{L|Karen|Sponge.}}
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{{L|Karen|...Sponge....}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Uh-huh.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Uh-huh.}}
{{L|Karen|Bath.}}
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{{L|Karen|....Bob.....}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Right.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Right.}}
{{L|Karen|Too!}}
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{{L|Karen|....Too!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Now you're just talking gibberish. What I really need is to spray Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Now you're just talking gibberish. What I really need is to spray Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob.}}
 
{{L|Karen|That's just what I…}}
 
{{L|Karen|That's just what I…}}
{{L|Plankton|I don't wanna hear all your loony schemes, Karen. I've got work to do!}}
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{{L|Plankton|I don't wanna hear anymore of your loony schemes, Karen. I've got work to do!}}
{{L|''[back at the Krusty Krab]''}}
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{{L|''[Back at the Krusty Krab, baby Krabs starts to cry.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What's wrong, Mr. Baby Krabs? You thirsty? ''[gives him some milk and he stops crying]'' That's it, drink up! ''[the bottle slips out of his mouth and he continues to cry]'' OK, maybe you're hungry? Do you want a nice soft Krabby Patty? ''[flicks it away and continues to cry]'' Not even a Krabby Patty helps. How about a stack of 20s? ''[shows a stack of $20 bills; Krabs takes it]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, what's wrong, Mr. Baby Krabs? Are you thirsty? ''[gives him some milk and he stops crying]'' That's it, drink up! ''[baby Krabs spits out the bottle and he continues to cry]'' Okay, maybe you're hungry? How about a nice soft Krabby Patty? ''[baby Krabs slaps it away and continues to cry]'' Yikes. Not even a Krabby Patty helps. ''[reaches into his pocket]''How about a stack of 20s? ''[shows a stack of $20 bills; Krabs takes it and chews on it]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Hands in the air!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Hands in the air!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton!}}
{{L|Plankton|That's right, SpongeBob, I'm back! And you won't stop me this time. ''[Mr. Krabs turns into an adult, and SpongeBob turns into a baby]'' What? SpongeBob's a baby but Krabs is back to normal ''[sprays again]'' It seems the second dose acts as an antidote! One squirt equals baby, two squirts equals adult! ''[sprays both of them once, and they come back to normal]'' Or is it three squirts baby, four squirts adult. Barnacles, I've run out of gas!}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[pops up at the scene, with a gas tank behind his back]'' That's right, SpongeBob, I'm back! And you won't stop me this time. ''[starts to spray. Mr. Krabs turns back into an adult, wearing a diaper, and SpongeBob turns into a baby]'' What? SpongeBob's a baby, but Krabs is back to normal? ''[sprays again. Mr. Krabs returns to his baby form as SpongeBob returns to normal, but is still wearing a rectangular diaper and is barefoot]'' It seems the second dose acts as an antidote! [sprays only SpongeBob, and he is turned back into a baby again] One squirt equals baby, two squirts equals adult! ''[sprays both of them once, and they come back to normal. They're still wearing their diapers]'' Or is it three squirts for baby and four squirts for adult? ''[tries to spray them, but nothing comes out]'' Barnacles, I've run out of gas!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahem!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahem!}}
{{L|Plankton|Krabs! Nice diaper. ''[Mr. Krabs is about to throw him]'' Come on, come on! ''[throws him. cut to Plankton flying in the air]'' I've got it!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Krabs! Nice diaper. ''[Mr. Krabs is about to throw him]'' Hold on, hold on! I think I... ''[throws him like a slingshot pellet; cut to Plankton flying in the air]'' Yes, I've got it!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[checking the mailbox]'' Better be something other than bills this time. ''[Plankton comes out]'' Plankton!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[checking the mailbox]'' Better be something other than bills this time. ''[Plankton comes out]'' Plankton!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Peek-a-boo!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Peek-a-boo!}}
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{{L|Miss Shell|That makes two of us.}}
 
{{L|Miss Shell|That makes two of us.}}
 
{{L|Dennis|I don't do it on purpose!}}
 
{{L|Dennis|I don't do it on purpose!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You'll never catch me, Plankton! Never! Ooh…another penny! Come to papa! Now were we doing?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|You'll never catch me, Plankton! Never! Ooh…a nother penny! Come to papa! Now, what were we doing?}}
{{L|Plankton|This! ''[sprays him]'' What's the matter, baby? Are you gonna cry? ''[Mr. Krabs is turned into a senior citizen]'' What the heck happened to you? This isn't baby gas! It's senior citizen spray!}}
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{{L|Plankton|This! ''[sprays him]'' What's the matter, baby? Are you gonna cry? ''[Mr. Krabs has turned into a senior citizen]'' What the heck happened to you? This isn't baby gas! It's senior citizen spray!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ey? What was that, Sonny?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eh? What was that, sonny?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Out of my way, Methuselah! You're old and useless. ''[SpongeBob comes out of nowhere]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Out of my way, Methuselah! You're old and useless. ''[SpongeBob comes out of nowhere]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold it right there! Old people are out greatest natural resource! I salute you, elder citizenry!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold it right there! Old people are out greatest natural resource! I salute you, elder citizenry!}}
{{L|Plankton|I'm getting old listening to this. Let's try this again! ''[sprays the gas on SpongeBob]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|I'm getting old listening to this. Let's try this again! ''[sprays the gas on SpongeBob, turning him into a senior citizen]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I remember when a quarter used to cost a nickel.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I remember when a quarter used to cost a nickel. ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Plankton|This baby gas is worthless! At least you're way too old to stop me from stealing a Krabby Patty!}}
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{{L|Plankton|This baby gas is worthless! ''[throws the spray fan away]'' At least you're way too old to stop me from stealing a Krabby Patty!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|What was that, sonny?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|What was that, sonny?}}
{{L|Plankton|It'll take more time to explain than you have left.}}
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{{L|Plankton|It'll take more time to explain than you have left. ''[walks away; runs back out with a Krabby Patty]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|He's got the Krabby Patty! Catch him!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sniffs]''He's got the Krabby Patty! Catch him!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Catch who?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Catch who?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Gesundheit.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Gesundheit.}}
{{L|Plankton|Victory is mine! ''[shaken by the sound of walkers]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Victory is mine! ''[the bottom of the walkers cause Plankton to jump]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Come back here, you little whippersnapper!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Come back here, you little whippersnapper!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You kids get off my lawn! I'll catch up with you, boy!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You kids get off my lawn! I'll catch up with you, boy!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm catching up with my knitting.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm catching up with my knitting.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[hatches an idea]'' That's it! Knit, little nitwit!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[hatches an idea]'' That's it! Knit, little nitwit!}}
{{L|Plankton|That was almost too easy. ''[is caught in a net]'' No! I demand you geezers release me!}}
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{{L|Plankton|That was almost too easy. ''[Plankton is caught in a net]'' What? No! I demand you geezers release me!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Right after the party. The piñata party.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Right after the party. The piñata party. ''[A group of senior citizens show up]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|What?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|What?}}
{{L|Senior Citizens|That's for calling us old. I want candy!}}
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{{L|Senior Citizens|''[beating Plankton with their canes and walkers]'' That's for calling us old.}}
{{L|''[cut to the Chum Bucket, with Plankton in his lab, writing something on a chalk board]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Hey, quit it!}}
{{L|Plankton|1 squirt equals baby, carry over the 2 plus the square route of SpongeBob. Of course! The final ingredient I'm lacking! It's so simple yet so evil! And I know just where to get it.}}
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{{L|Senior Citizens|I want candy!}}
{{L|''[cut to Barg'n Mart]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|No!}}
{{L|Plankton|Excuse me, what isle did you get that from?}}
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{{L|''[Cut to the Chum Bucket, with Plankton in his lab, writing something on a chalk board.]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|One squirt equals baby, carry over the two plus the square root of SpongeBob. Of course! The final ingredient that I've been lacking! It's so simple yet so evil! And I know just the place to get it.}}
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{{L|''[Cut to Barg'n Mart]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Excuse me, what aisle did you get that from?}}
 
{{L|Shubie|You mean the Kelp-O?}}
 
{{L|Shubie|You mean the Kelp-O?}}
{{L|Plankton|No, not that! The ugly drippy smelly thing.}}
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{{L|Plankton|No, that thing! The ugly drippy smelly thing.}}
{{L|Shubie|Are you talking about my baby, creep? ''[Chases Plankton with her cart. She ends up running over him]''}}
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{{L|Shubie|Are you talking about my baby? creep! ''[Chases Plankton with her cart. She ends up squashing him by running him over.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Baby powder? This could be just what I need! Hey buddy, is this made of real or artificial baby? ''[Shubie runs over Plankton again. Cut to the Chum Bucket]'' That powdered baby did the trick! Now my baby gas can't possibly fail!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Ow, ow, ow! ''[moans]'' Baby powder? This could be just what I need! Hey, buddy, is this made of real or artificial babies? ''[Shubie squishes Plankton again with her cart.]'' Ow, ow, ow, ow! ''[Cut to the Chum Bucket]'' That powdered baby did the trick! Now my baby gas can't possibly fail!}}
{{L|Karen|Just like all your plans that "couldn't possibly fail?"}}
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{{L|Karen|Just like all your other plans that "couldn't possibly fail"?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|What is it now, Karen?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|What is it now, Karen?}}
{{L|Karen|I'm saying you should test your gas before you come running there all hilly nilly!}}
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{{L|Karen|I'm saying you should test your gas before you run over there all willy nilly!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|That's an excellent idea. And I know just the guinea pig! ''[Grabs the pack and points it at Karen]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|That's an excellent idea. And I know just the guinea pig! ''[Grabs the pack and points it at Karen]''}}
 
{{L|Karen|''[gasps]'' Plankton, don't you dare! ''[sprays her and a calculator falls to the ground]''}}
 
{{L|Karen|''[gasps]'' Plankton, don't you dare! ''[sprays her and a calculator falls to the ground]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Karen! Speak to me! ''[the calculator types in "hello" as 07734 upside down.]'' It worked!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Karen! Speak to me! ''[the calculator types in "hello" as 07734 upside down]'' It worked!}}
{{L|''[cut to the Krusty Krab, where old Mr. Krabs is drinking a soda]''}}
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{{L|''[Cut to the Krusty Krab, where the old Mr. Krabs is drinking a soda]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Everyone say your ABCs! ''[sprays two people, who start crying]'' Now when you turn into babies, ''[sprays more people, who start crying]'' you stay babies! Hey, Krabs, catch! ''[The Trouble Song ''[He turns into a baby, who start crying. SpongeBob comes out of the kitchen]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Everyone say your ABCs! ''[sprays two people, who start crying]'' Now when you turn into babies, ''[sprays two more people]'' you stay babies! Hey, Krabs, catch! ''[throws a gas bomb which turns Mr. Krabs into a baby, who starts crying. SpongeBob comes out of the kitchen]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What's wrong, little feller? ''[He is turned into a baby. Cut to an ceiling scene of the Krusty Krab, where there is a chaos. Cut to the bathroom doors, with a baby next to it. Squidward enters, along with a gas bomb. the doors open and he turns into a baby. Patrick is also turned into a baby]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|What's wrong, little feller? ''[A gas bomb was thrown at him and explodes, turning him into a baby. They both cry]''}}
{{L|Plankton|My moment of triumph! ''[slips on drool]'' What the? Oh, gross! I command you to stop drooling on me!}}
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{{L|''[Cut to an aerial view of the Krusty Krab where everyone is turning into babies. Patrick is seen turning into a baby. Squidward opens the bathroom door and sees what's going on, then walks away. A gas bomb explodes in the bathroom turning Squidward into a crying baby.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Goo!}}
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{{L|Plankton|My moment of triumph! ''[slips on some drool]'' What the...? ''[SpongeBob, Krabs, and Squidward are drooling over Plankton]'' Oh, gross! I command you to stop drooling on me!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[Mr. Krabs grabs Plankton and starts shaking him]'' Put me down! Stop it! I'm an adult! ''[SpongeBob starts biting him. he releases him and he lands in Patrick's diaper. Patrick farts, and Plankton jumps out. Mr. Krabs is then seen sucking the Krabby Patty secret formula]'' Huh? I don't believe it! Krabby Patty Formula! He's teething on it! Give it here, you big stupid baby! ''[Mr. Krabs bashes Plankton with the bottle]'' Ouch! I've got it! Just like taking candy from a baby! Get it, Krabs? I'm taking candy from you! ''[Baby SpongeBob starts playing with the gas]'' Hey! What are you doing? ''[the gas releases and it sprays Plankton]'' Uh-oh. Excuse me! Mama's little evil genius needs a diaper!}}
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{{L|Baby Mr. Krabs|Goo!}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[he yelps. Baby Mr. Krabs grabs Plankton.]'' Put me down! ''[baby Mr. Krabs just shakes him playfully like a rattle]'' Ow! ''[shakes him again]'' Stop it! I'm an adult! ''[SpongeBob grabs him and starts sucking on him like a pacifier. Spits him out into Patrick's diaper. Patrick farts and Plankton runs away from him, screaming]'' Huh? I don't believe it! ''[Plankton sees Krabs sucking on the secret formula bottle]'' The Krabby Patty formula! He's teething on it! Give it here, you big stupid baby! ''[baby Krabs smashes Plankton with the bottle]'' Ow. ''[he squishes him four more times as Baby Thaddeus laughs. As baby Mr. Krabs crawls away, Plankton emerges, groaning in pain]'' I've got it! Just like taking candy from a baby! Get it, Krabs? I'm taking candy from ''you!'' ''[baby SpongeBob starts playing with the gas tank by repeatedly banging it against the ground]'' Hey! What are you doing? ''[the gas tank rises into the air like a rocket ship and releases gas everywhere, which sprays onto Plankton]'' Uh-oh. ''[he shrinks until he is no longer seen as he is in another dimension with amoebas floating around him]'' Ahem! ''[he covers himself]'' Mama's evil little genius needs a diaper!}}
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Revision as of 02:17, January 21, 2020

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Goo Goo Gas" from season five, which aired on July 19, 2009.
  • [It is a normal day at the Krusty Krab. All of a sudden, Plankton, disguised as a peppershaker, steals a Krabby Patty from a customer.]
  • Plankton: Ha! [runs out of the Krusty Krab. However, Mr. Krabs picks him up from behind]
  • Mr. Krabs: Hold it right there, Plankton.
  • Plankton: Krabs!
  • Mr. Krabs: I'll take that. [Gets the Krabby Patty from him]
  • Plankton: How'd you know it was me?
  • Mr. Krabs: Next time, wear a disguise without your initial on it.
  • Plankton: Hmmm... perhaps a peppershaker was a bit obvious.
  • Mr. Krabs: You think? SpongeBob! [SpongeBob runs onto the scene]
  • SpongeBob: Wooo-ooo! [Krabs puts Plankton in his mouth]
  • Announcer: [off-screen] 3, 2, 1…, launch! [SpongeBob launches Plankton out of his hat and through the Chum Bucket roof]
  • Plankton: AAHH!
  • [Cut to the park. Plankton is on a bench]
  • Plankton: Never! Never! I'll never get Krabs' formula! Mr. Krabs is too powerful. If only there were a way to render him helpless!
  • Sadie: [with her baby] Oh, look at you, you're so small, tiny and helpless.
  • Plankton: Hey, I resent that! Huh?
  • Sadie: [she takes the bottle from her baby] Why, you're so tiny and helpless, I could take your formula whenever I wanted to and you couldn't do a thing about it. [the baby starts crying, Sadie puts the bottle back into her baby's mouth and moves on]
  • Plankton: Something about that woman reminds me of my mother. That's it! Finally, victory will be mine! I'll turn Eugene Krabs into a powerless… baby.
  • [Cut to Mr. Krabs walking up to his restaurant]
  • Mr. Krabs: [A penny catches his eye] Ooh, a penny. [He sees a trail of pennies] A trail of pennies! [They lead him into a phone booth outside. We see some green gas appear around Krabs.]
  • Plankton: I've done it! Nothing can stop me now! My goo goo gas will transform Krabs into a tiny helpless infant! [He opens the phone booth, and grabs the key.] The key to the Krusty Krab. This is easier than I hoped. [Looks at baby Krabs] He's a little bigger than I imagined. [baby Krabs takes the key and swings it up and down, then puts Plankton into his mouth and starts biting him] Whoa! No, no! Ow, ow, ow! Oof! Whoa! [baby Krabs then sucks on Plankton, and releases him. He runs for the front doors of the Krusty Krab, with Krabs following behind him, but he can't reach.]
  • SpongeBob: Hey, a baby! What are you doing out here all alone, baby? I'll take charge of you until your mommy shows up! [baby Krabs giggles] Oh, aren't you just too cute. [tickles baby Krabs] Coochie coochie coo! [they both laugh]
  • Plankton: Hello! If you're done making a total fool out of yourself, I could use some help with this lock.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, sure thing, Plankton. [places baby Krabs on top of him] Here you go, little guy. [places the key inside the door]
  • Plankton: Yes, my plan is working perfectly! Now that I've turned Krabs into a helpless baby, the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! [laughs, stops then notices SpongeBob staring at him] Hello.
  • SpongeBob: [looking at Plankton after hearing what he just said] Police! Police!
  • Plankton: [getting arrested] Fools, you'll never hold me! Your primitive shackles are no match for my genius. [the cuffs are too wide, and he easily escapes, dropping to the ground before running away, with the police on pursuit] That was easy. I'm free! Free!
  • [Squidward walks up to the Krusty Krab, looking glum as always]
  • SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward. Thank Neptune you're here. I found this baby all alone. But he wasn't really alone, he was with Plankton! And he's not a baby! [SpongeBob shows Squidward baby Krabs] It's Mr. Krabs! Plankton turned him into an infant so he could steal the Krabby Patty formula! [baby Krabs burps in Squidward's face] What do we do, Squidward?
  • Squidward: I don't know about you, but I'm going on my coffee break. A very long coffee break. [walks away]
  • Plankton: [back at the Chum Bucket, talking to Karen] …and then that blasted sponge called the cops! That's just not cricket. [pouts] Now I'll never be a tyrannical overlord.
  • Karen: Do I have to tell you how to do everything? Next time, spray SpongeBob, too.
  • Plankton: Not sure I follow you.
  • Karen: Listen carefully. Spray...
  • Plankton: Yes.
  • Karen: ...Sponge....
  • Plankton: Uh-huh.
  • Karen: ....Bob.....
  • Plankton: Right.
  • Karen: ....Too!
  • Plankton: Now you're just talking gibberish. What I really need is to spray Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob.
  • Karen: That's just what I…
  • Plankton: I don't wanna hear anymore of your loony schemes, Karen. I've got work to do!
  • [Back at the Krusty Krab, baby Krabs starts to cry.]
  • SpongeBob: Aw, what's wrong, Mr. Baby Krabs? Are you thirsty? [gives him some milk and he stops crying] That's it, drink up! [baby Krabs spits out the bottle and he continues to cry] Okay, maybe you're hungry? How about a nice soft Krabby Patty? [baby Krabs slaps it away and continues to cry] Yikes. Not even a Krabby Patty helps. [reaches into his pocket]How about a stack of 20s? [shows a stack of $20 bills; Krabs takes it and chews on it]
  • Plankton: Hands in the air!
  • SpongeBob: Plankton!
  • Plankton: [pops up at the scene, with a gas tank behind his back] That's right, SpongeBob, I'm back! And you won't stop me this time. [starts to spray. Mr. Krabs turns back into an adult, wearing a diaper, and SpongeBob turns into a baby] What? SpongeBob's a baby, but Krabs is back to normal? [sprays again. Mr. Krabs returns to his baby form as SpongeBob returns to normal, but is still wearing a rectangular diaper and is barefoot] It seems the second dose acts as an antidote! [sprays only SpongeBob, and he is turned back into a baby again] One squirt equals baby, two squirts equals adult! [sprays both of them once, and they come back to normal. They're still wearing their diapers] Or is it three squirts for baby and four squirts for adult? [tries to spray them, but nothing comes out] Barnacles, I've run out of gas!
  • Mr. Krabs: Ahem!
  • Plankton: Krabs! Nice diaper. [Mr. Krabs is about to throw him] Hold on, hold on! I think I... [throws him like a slingshot pellet; cut to Plankton flying in the air] Yes, I've got it!
  • Mr. Krabs: [checking the mailbox] Better be something other than bills this time. [Plankton comes out] Plankton!
  • Plankton: Peek-a-boo!
  • Mr. Krabs: [running back in the Krusty Krab] I can't tolerate your stinky gas!
  • Dennis: [farts]
  • Miss Shell: That makes two of us.
  • Dennis: I don't do it on purpose!
  • Mr. Krabs: You'll never catch me, Plankton! Never! Ooh…a nother penny! Come to papa! Now, what were we doing?
  • Plankton: This! [sprays him] What's the matter, baby? Are you gonna cry? [Mr. Krabs has turned into a senior citizen] What the heck happened to you? This isn't baby gas! It's senior citizen spray!
  • Mr. Krabs: Eh? What was that, sonny?
  • Plankton: Out of my way, Methuselah! You're old and useless. [SpongeBob comes out of nowhere]
  • SpongeBob: Hold it right there! Old people are out greatest natural resource! I salute you, elder citizenry!
  • Plankton: I'm getting old listening to this. Let's try this again! [sprays the gas on SpongeBob, turning him into a senior citizen]
  • SpongeBob: I remember when a quarter used to cost a nickel. [laughs]
  • Plankton: This baby gas is worthless! [throws the spray fan away] At least you're way too old to stop me from stealing a Krabby Patty!
  • SpongeBob: What was that, sonny?
  • Plankton: It'll take more time to explain than you have left. [walks away; runs back out with a Krabby Patty]
  • SpongeBob: What?
  • Mr. Krabs: [sniffs]He's got the Krabby Patty! Catch him!
  • SpongeBob: Catch who?
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, Gesundheit.
  • Plankton: Victory is mine! [the bottom of the walkers cause Plankton to jump]
  • SpongeBob: Come back here, you little whippersnapper!
  • Mr. Krabs: You kids get off my lawn! I'll catch up with you, boy!
  • SpongeBob: I'm catching up with my knitting.
  • Mr. Krabs: [hatches an idea] That's it! Knit, little nitwit!
  • Plankton: That was almost too easy. [Plankton is caught in a net] What? No! I demand you geezers release me!
  • Mr. Krabs: Right after the party. The piñata party. [A group of senior citizens show up]
  • Plankton: What?
  • Senior Citizens: [beating Plankton with their canes and walkers] That's for calling us old.
  • Plankton: Hey, quit it!
  • Senior Citizens: I want candy!
  • Plankton: No!
  • [Cut to the Chum Bucket, with Plankton in his lab, writing something on a chalk board.]
  • Plankton: One squirt equals baby, carry over the two plus the square root of SpongeBob. Of course! The final ingredient that I've been lacking! It's so simple yet so evil! And I know just the place to get it.
  • [Cut to Barg'n Mart]
  • Plankton: Excuse me, what aisle did you get that from?
  • Shubie: You mean the Kelp-O?
  • Plankton: No, that thing! The ugly drippy smelly thing.
  • Shubie: Are you talking about my baby? creep! [Chases Plankton with her cart. She ends up squashing him by running him over.]
  • Plankton: Ow, ow, ow! [moans] Baby powder? This could be just what I need! Hey, buddy, is this made of real or artificial babies? [Shubie squishes Plankton again with her cart.] Ow, ow, ow, ow! [Cut to the Chum Bucket] That powdered baby did the trick! Now my baby gas can't possibly fail!
  • Karen: Just like all your other plans that "couldn't possibly fail"?
  • Plankton: What is it now, Karen?
  • Karen: I'm saying you should test your gas before you run over there all willy nilly!
  • Plankton: That's an excellent idea. And I know just the guinea pig! [Grabs the pack and points it at Karen]
  • Karen: [gasps] Plankton, don't you dare! [sprays her and a calculator falls to the ground]
  • Plankton: Karen! Speak to me! [the calculator types in "hello" as 07734 upside down] It worked!
  • [Cut to the Krusty Krab, where the old Mr. Krabs is drinking a soda]
  • Plankton: Everyone say your ABCs! [sprays two people, who start crying] Now when you turn into babies, [sprays two more people] you stay babies! Hey, Krabs, catch! [throws a gas bomb which turns Mr. Krabs into a baby, who starts crying. SpongeBob comes out of the kitchen]
  • SpongeBob: What's wrong, little feller? [A gas bomb was thrown at him and explodes, turning him into a baby. They both cry]
  • [Cut to an aerial view of the Krusty Krab where everyone is turning into babies. Patrick is seen turning into a baby. Squidward opens the bathroom door and sees what's going on, then walks away. A gas bomb explodes in the bathroom turning Squidward into a crying baby.]
  • Plankton: My moment of triumph! [slips on some drool] What the...? [SpongeBob, Krabs, and Squidward are drooling over Plankton] Oh, gross! I command you to stop drooling on me!
  • Baby Mr. Krabs: Goo!
  • Plankton: [he yelps. Baby Mr. Krabs grabs Plankton.] Put me down! [baby Mr. Krabs just shakes him playfully like a rattle] Ow! [shakes him again] Stop it! I'm an adult! [SpongeBob grabs him and starts sucking on him like a pacifier. Spits him out into Patrick's diaper. Patrick farts and Plankton runs away from him, screaming] Huh? I don't believe it! [Plankton sees Krabs sucking on the secret formula bottle] The Krabby Patty formula! He's teething on it! Give it here, you big stupid baby! [baby Krabs smashes Plankton with the bottle] Ow. [he squishes him four more times as Baby Thaddeus laughs. As baby Mr. Krabs crawls away, Plankton emerges, groaning in pain] I've got it! Just like taking candy from a baby! Get it, Krabs? I'm taking candy from you! [baby SpongeBob starts playing with the gas tank by repeatedly banging it against the ground] Hey! What are you doing? [the gas tank rises into the air like a rocket ship and releases gas everywhere, which sprays onto Plankton] Uh-oh. [he shrinks until he is no longer seen as he is in another dimension with amoebas floating around him] Ahem! [he covers himself] Mama's evil little genius needs a diaper!
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