The golden clarinet is a clarinet owned by Poseidon. It appears in the comic Squidward and the Golden Clarinet.


It is gold with the requisite buttons to alter the tune of it. It looks much like an average clarinet.

Role in comic

SpongeBob reads the latest Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy comic book to Squidward. After Squidward tells SpongeBob to stop, SpongeBob mentions it when he asks if he wants to hear the Poseidon use the golden clarinet to save the day, but Squidward does not hear him and turns down his request as a result.

He then realizes what he said, but it is too late and SpongeBob walks away. Squidward then spends the rest of the day thinking about it. He sneaks into SpongeBob's house at night and tries to steal the comics, but there is an alarm on the comic box, and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy enter SpongeBob's bedroom and arrest Squidward.

Some amount of time later, at the Bikini Bottom Jail, SpongeBob finishes reading his comic to Squidward. In the comic, a blue whale uses the golden clarinet to destroy the gill-nullifying collar, which was why Mermaid Man needed saving.


List of musical instruments (VE)

ClareyWooden clarinetGolden clarinetSlide whistle


BassinetThe world's smallest violinSpongeBob's ukuleleNutsy

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