Gloves Song

"Gloves Song" is a song sung by Hieronymus Glove in the episode "Escape from Beneath Glove World." The song is about how unique gloves can be, and it could be interpreted as the anthem to Glove World!.

Lyrics[]

Animatronic Gloves: Gloves, gloves, gloves,
Gloves, gloves, gloves,
Gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves!

Animatronic Hieronymus Glove: If you want to wear something on your hand or fist,
There's really nothing quite like gloves!
And if you don't want to leave fingerprints,
I've got a pair that you're just gonna love!

If you want complete knuckle protection,
When you stick your hand inside a block of cheese,
A glove's a thing you want, a glove's a thing you need,
So wear a glove if you please!

Animatronic Gloves: Get yourself some fourchettes,
Gussets, tranks, and quirks!
Slap a pair of thumbs on that,
And you’ve got a look that works!

Animatronic Hieronymus Glove: Queen Elizafish the first wore her gloves everyday,
To preserve and protect her lovely mitts!
Hats protect your head, and shoes protect your feet,
But gloves protect you from getting sick from everyone you meet!

So if you box, or build, or drive, or cook, or clean the loo,
We've got a special glove made just for you!
A glove is beyond compare, as essential as underwear!
If I were you, I'd buy two!

Animatronic Gloves: Gloves!

Reprise[]

Hieronymus Glove: Well, that concludes our show, and as you can see,
There still is nothing quite like gloves!
Until we meet again for a shopping spree,
Where I hope you buy all kinds of gloves to love!

With the handy help of SpongeBob and Patrick,
We defeated my crazy robot head!
Now that the twit is gone...

Animatronic Hieronymus Glove: Glove World can carry on!

Hieronymus Glove: And the toddler can go to bed. Good night!

Music (V • T • E)

Albums:	Original Theme Highlights • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie • The Yellow Album • The Best Day Ever • The Sponge Who Could Fly • SpongeBob's Greatest Hits • It's a SpongeBob Christmas! • Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water • SpongeBob SquarePants: The New Musical • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (Music from the Motion Picture)

Songs:	Theme Song • A Day Like This • Ahhhh • All You Need Is Friends to Fly • The Alphabet Song • Back in Encino • Barnacles! • Beats by Bob • Beautiful Dreamer • Bee Line for the Tree Line • The Best Day Ever • Bikini Bottom • Bikini Bottom - Rock Bottom • Bossy Boots • Bubble Song • Camp Fire Song Song • Christmas Eve Jitters • Christmas Is Mine • Clarinet Wizard • Dead Eye • Doing the Sponge • Doin' the Krabby Patty • Dear Friend • Don't Be a Jerk • Down the Well • Electric Zoo • Everybody Loves the Sponge • Everything Juice • Employee of the Month • Feeding Frenzy • Feeling of Greed • Fishin' for Money • Frozen Krabby Patty Song • Fueling the Bus • F.U.N. Song • Gary's Song • Give It All You Got • Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance • Gloves • Goober Rag • Good-Bye, Atlantis • Goofy Goober Rock • Goofy Goober Song • Gratitude • This Grill is Not a Home • He's Flying • He's Our Mermaid Man • Hey All You People • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • High Tide Time • Ho Ho Hoedown • Hot Fruitcake • I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You • I Hate People • Idiot Friends • If I Could Talk to Money • I Love Krabby Patties • If Only I Could Join You • The Jellyfishing Song • Just a Kid • Krabby Patty Jingle (song) • Kung Fu Rock • The Krusty Krab Pizza • Let's Be Dumb • Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight • Loop de Loop • Meatball, Meatball • Mr. Krabs' song • Musical Doodle • My Leg Is In Love! • My Tighty Whiteys • Never Give Up • Now That We're Men • Ocean Man • Oh, Krusty Krab • Oh, My Karen • Pets Are People Too • Plankton's Song • Patrick Star • Pretty Ribbons and Bows • Prehibernation (song) • Prince Paul's Bubble Party • Plankton Jams the Signal • Ridin' the Hook • Ripped Pants • Rubber Hose Rag • Rap Battle • The Road Song • Sad Song • Sandy's song • Sailing Over The Dogger Bank • Santa Has His Eye on Me • Santa Won't Let You Down • Snowflakes • So Long, Bikini Bottom • SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy • The SpongeBob History Song • Squidward's Song • Squidward's Tiki Land • Squeeze Me • Superior • Surreptitiously Mine • Surfin' Summer • Sandy Squirrel • Squidward's Back • The Suction Cup Symphony • Sweater Song • Sweet Victory • Tag, You're It • That's a Rodeo • Thank Gosh It's Monday • Two Thumbs Down • Teamwork • The Patrick Song • Together • They'll Soon Discover • Truth or Square Theme Songs • Texas • That's What Friends Do • The Tuneful Tuna's Advice • Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star • Under My Rock • Underwater Sun • The Very First Christmas • We've Got Scurvy • When Worlds Collide • Where's Gary • We're the Ghouls of the Briny Deep • Wet, Wet Christmas • Who Am I? • Who Wants to Race Me? • You Will Obey! • You Better Swim • You're Old

Other:	Short songs • Production music • Original music

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