SpongeBob:Sing? Sing a song? A song of wanting to move along![The van rises up and floats in mid-air. SpongeBob sings off-key] To a land where all our dreeee-... [SpongeBob hits a wrong note and the van crashes down on the ground.] Whoops, sorry. To a land where all our dreeeeeams, can finally come true. [The van rises up high. It makes a hole in the roof.] A bubble I long for, that so eludes me, but soon enough I will see...
Mr. Krabs:Well that's just splendid boy! A land where it rains money! More than you can spend. With fives and tens and fifties and all want to be your friend.
Plankton:Ha ha ha! Such a valiant desire. Hehehe! The lost weapons of Atlantis-the most advanced of all time. As soon as this dopey song is done I plan to make them mine!
Sandy:Did y'all hear something? I can hardly believe that there's a lost city where having smarts is more important than being pretty! [Sandy makes a clone of herself] With all their advanced science, and my painfully enlarged mind!'
Sandy clone:I bet we can figure out how to make wondrous things, like melons with edible rinds![They dig in on watermelon. Juice gets on the screen and transitions to Squidward playing piano.]'
Squidward:As a connoisseur of fine art, I'm proud to say I've always seen things in my own special way! Art-lantis with their glorious aesthetics, I'll copy their style in a while. My art will be prophetic!
Patrick:I'm Patrick, I'm Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick! And I like um, uh, [record scratches] I don't know what I like.