This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Goodbye, Krabby Patty? short "Frozen Krabby Patty," which aired on February 18, 2017.

  • Film director: [to Patrick] So, you know what to do, right? Just look into that camera and say your lines.
  • [The director kisses Patrick and he giggles.]
  • Film director: Okay, let's make a commercial!
  • Film maker: Frozen Krabby Patty commercial: Take 1.
  • Film director: And action!
  • Patrick: Frozen Krabby Patties are...
  • Film director: Cut! Little yellow box.
  • [SpongeBob and Patrick look around as to whom the director's referring to.]
  • Patrick: I think he means you, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, uh, yes?
  • Film director: Could you step a little to your left, please?
  • SpongeBob: Sure. [steps to the left] How's that?
  • File director: A little more.
  • SpongeBob: He needs to get the composition just right. [steps to the left again] Now?
  • Film director: A little more.
  • [SpongeBob steps to the left again.]
  • Film director: More.
  • [SpongeBob giggles and steps to the left again.]
  • Film director: More.
  • [SpongeBob frowns and steps to the left again until he's off camera.]
  • Film director: More, more, more. Perfect! Action!
  • [SpongeBob appears to the right side of the scene.]
  • SpongeBob: Is this good?
  • Film director: Cut!
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