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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Frozen Face-Off" from season 8, which aired on July 15, 2011.

  • [The Bikini Bottom Breaking News title graphic is shown.]
  • Realistic Fish Head: Bikini Bottom Action News! Tonight's [the scene shows him behind a desk. Next to him, there is an image of a blacked figure, wearing a top hat and holding a cane.] top story: A wealthy entrepreneur, who wishes to remain [a question mark is added to the image of the dark figure] anonymous, is [the image changes to show footage from the sleigh race] sponsoring this year's [the scene changes to just show the footage from the sleigh race] sleigh race. First prize: [the scene changes to show a large stack of money bags] one million dollars! [the scene returns to the Realistic Fish Head, but the image in next to him is the image of the money bags] All of Bikini Bottom is entered, but only one hopeful will win. We join roving reporter [the image of the money bags changes to show Perch Perkins in front of contestants waiting at the starting line] Perch Perkins live at the scene.
  • [The scene changes to just show Perch Perkins in front of the contestants.]
  • Perch Perkins: The tension's building up as the [The scene starts to pan through the contestants.] contestants line up to win the prize.
  • [The scene stops panning when it shows Patrick in a wooden box sleigh with Gooey Worms as his sleigh puller and SpongeBob in a two-row sleigh that is green and has jellyfish printed or painted on it. Gary is in the position of sleigh puller. SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other.]
  • SpongeBob: Gary and I are gonna [the scene cuts to a mid-shot of SpongeBob] try to win the prize so Mr. Krabs can fix up the Krusty Krab. [looks down at Gary] Right, Gary?
  • [The scene pans down to Gary.]
  • Gary: Meow.
  • [The scene cuts to a two-shot of Patrick and SpongeBob.]
  • Patrick: I hear ya. I hope I win so I can buy all the Krabby Patties I want! [the scene cuts to a Medium close-up of Patrick] Good thing I brought out the heavy artillery [it pans down to show the Gummy Worms] Gummy Worms!
  • [The scene cuts to a two-shot of Patrick and SpongeBob.]
  • SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, those don't move.
  • Patrick: Sure they do! Giddy up! [The scene cuts to a wide shot of the Gooey Worms. Patrick strikes Gooey Worms.] Hyah! [The scene cuts to a two-shot of Patrick and SpongeBob.] See?
  • [The scene cuts to Mr. Krabs, who is in a small boat attacked to skis, and Robot Plankton, who is on a platform, attached to a pole, which is attached to, to a ski. Robot Plankton laughs. The scene cuts to a wide shot of Robot Plankton.]
  • Robot Plankton: You don't stand a chance, Krabs! Karen and I-- I mean, my worm and I are gonna whip your tail fin! [The scene pans out to show mobile Karen with the head of a worm on her screen.] Right, worm?
  • Karen: Ruff-ruff.
  • [The scene cuts to show Mr. Krabs and Robot Plankton.]
  • Robot Plankton: And with the prize money, I'll topple your restaurant empire [leans in] once and for all!
  • [Mr. Krabs leans in.]
  • Mr. Krabs: Ha! Where fetchin' money's involved, nobody topples me.
  • [The scene cuts to a PA speaker.]
  • Announcer: [Over the PA] Contestants, ready your sleds.
  • [The scene cuts to a wide shot of Perch Perkins.]
  • Perch Perkins: [while walking up to Squidward] Excuse me, sir. [Fred, who is holding a camera, enters the shot.] How do you think you'll do in the race?
  • [Squidward grabs the microphone.]
  • Squidward: Hello out there Bikini Bottom! [It cuts to show a medium close up of Squidward. In the upper left corner there is the word "Live" and towards the bottom of the screen is "Bikini Bottom Sleigh Race." All the words are in red.] I'm glad I can finally talk to my adoring fans on television!
  • [The scene cuts to Fred on his couch, sleeping. He is covered in popcorn and there is a bowl of it below him. The scene returns to Perch Perkins and Squidward. Perch grabs the microphone.]
  • Perch Perkins: Best of luck to ya. [while walking off-screen] Oh, excuse me miss...
  • [The scene cuts to a PA speaker.]
  • Announcer: [Over the PA] On your marks...
  • [The scene cuts to show the back of the racers. The real Plankton is sneaking away.]
  • Plankton: So long, suckers.
  • Announcer: ... get set, [The scene shows a very wide shot of the racers.] go!
  • [Everyone takes off, except Patrick. The scene cuts to a mid-shot of Patrick.]
  • Patrick: Come on, wormies! Giddy up! [The scene cuts to a wide shot of the Gooey Worms. It then returns to Patrick] Hmm.
  • [The scene then cuts to a wide shot of the other racers. It then cuts to a time card that reads, "Meanwhile, Back In the Lowlands..."]
  • French Narrator: Meanwhile, back in the lowlands...
  • [The scene cuts to a wide shot of the Krusty Krab. It then cuts to a close up of the window, which features a "Gone Racin'" sign on it. Inside, Plankton, jumps into the scene.]
  • Plankton: Alone at last! [The scene shows a close up of the floor below the window. Plankton jumps down while he chuckles.] Now, there's nothing between me and the secret formula!
  • [Plankton laughs while walking off-screen. The scene cuts back to the race. It then cuts to Mr. Krabs, right in front of Thaddeus.]
  • Mr. Krabs: C'mon, boys! Get me to the greenbacks!
  • [It pans to Plankton and Karen.]
  • Robot Plankton: I think not, old man. Turbo boost, Karen!
  • [Robot Plankton strikes Karen and laughs. Karen's bottom half is shown. On the rover part, a flap opens and a tail pipe appears. It blasts a large about of fire. It cuts to a wide shot of the racers and Karen and Plankton go flying past the others. It picks up snow, which covers Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs blinks twice.]
  • Mr. Krabs: [while pushing the snow off himself] No! [grabs the wheel] I can't let him win.
  • Sandy: [as she passes Mr. Krabs in her rocket-shaped sled] Don't worry, he won't. [pushes a button on a remote] I will. [Robot worms are shown. It cuts back to Mr. Krabs and Sandy as she passes him.] Yeehaw!
  • [She passes the other racers.]
  • Patrick: [As he is running up to SpongeBob, holding his three Gooey Worms] Hi, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick. Where's your sleigh?
  • Patrick: I don't know.
  • [Patrick eats the Gooey Worms.]
  • SpongeBob: Hop in. We'll give you a lift. [Patrick hops in. Gary stops and grumbles. He then strains to continue.] Come on Gary!
  • [The scene cuts back to the interior of the Krusty Krab.]
  • Plankton: Hehehehe! [hops onto Mr. Krabs' desk and tries to turn safe's handle] Locked?! Ugh. [takes out a cutter] Good thing I brought this along. [tries to cut safe, but the cutter slides to the ceiling with Plankton, spins three circles, makes two holes in ceiling, falls off, cuts off Plankton's antennae, and rolls away] I'm gonna need something with more firepower.
  • [cuts to Sandy]
  • Sandy: Woo wee! Looks like I lost them! [pushes the button, but the remote breaks] The remote shorted out! The robots are stuck in high gear! [screaming] [the sleigh loses control]
  • [cuts to Squidward]
  • Squidward: Those dimwits don't stand a chance against my imported worm. [the sleight stops, a worm starts to drink tea] Hey! What's the big idea?!
  • Worm: [speaks in a British Accent] I beg your pardon. It's tea time, anyway. [continues to drink tea]
  • Squidward: I don't have time for this! [leaves his sleigh, and goes by foot] Tea time. Of all the ridiculous concepts! [walks onto ice, and slips, the ice cracks, and Squidward falls in, losing his winter clothes, and floats back up in a block of ice, with a shocked face]
  • [cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick, singing]
  • Patrick: Whoa! Look at that!
  • SpongeBob: Squidward! Buddy! [stops] He doesn't look so "hot." We better take him with us.
  • Patrick: Good idea.
  • Gary: Meoow... [upset]
  • [Patrick puts Squidward on the sleigh, SpongeBob strikes Gary, who pulls with even more strength, SpongeBob and Patrick continue singing, but stop after a few seconds after hearing moaning]
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, do you hear that?
  • [Sandy struggles out of the snow pile; cuts to later, with Sandy also on the sleigh]
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: Sandy?
  • Sandy: [shivering] Thanks, guys.
  • SpongeBob: No problem, right, Gare?
  • Gary: [angry] Meow... [continues to pull]
  • [cuts to Mr. Krabs]
  • Mr. Krabs: Sniff out the money, little guys! Come on! Marsh! [worms' stomachs growl, and get angry at Mr. Krabs] Wait a minute. I was gonna feed ya! Honest! [worms get angrier]
  • [cuts back to SpongeBob and others, singing, except Squidward who is still frozen]
  • Mr. Krabs: [runs up to them] Help!
  • SpongeBob: Hi, Mr. Krabs.
  • Mr. Krabs: I just been turned into lunchmeat by me own worms! [cuts to the furious worms, chasing for him]
  • SpongeBob: [screams] Hop in, sir! We'll get you out of here!
  • Mr. Krabs: [quickly rushes into the sleigh] Much appreciate it, boy! [the sleigh takes off, the worms keep chasing it]
  • Everyone except Squidward: Faster! Faster! Faster!
  • Gary: Mooowww... [tries to go faster]
  • Everyone: Faster! Faster!
  • [cuts back and forth between Mr. Krabs' worms and Gary]
  • Everyone: Faster! [Gary runs in a dead end and stops, tired]
  • SpongeBob: This is a dead end! [Gary turns around to see the worms entering the dead end]
  • Everyone: [screaming]
  • Gary: [roars like a lion] [after worms run away scared, Gary turns back to normal] Meow. [Everyone stares at Gary for a few seconds, then cheers]
  • [cheering causes snow at the only road out the dead end collapses and covers the exit]
  • Mr. Krabs: Great. Now we're trapped.
  • [cuts to everyone around a fire, made with SpongeBob's hat, but still shivering]
  • Mr. Krabs: Good thinkin', squirrel! This should keep us alive for at least... a few hours... oh...
  • Patrick: [shivers] It's... so cold!
  • [SpongeBob's nose with ice on it breaks off, and the ice on Patrick's eyelids shatter off. Gary get so cold he gets into his shell, and apparently he has a warm room with furniture in his shell, he sips his drink. Mr. Krabs' lips shatter off.]
  • SpongeBob: Hey! How about a campfire song? [Squidward thaws]
  • Squidward: No singing!
  • Everyone: Squidward! [hugs him]
  • Squidward: [pushes them back] Alright, alright! Someone get me a blanket. [SpongeBob gives him a blanket, Squidward puts it on but still feels cold]
  • Mr. Krabs: Hey, Squidward! What's with the extra foot, buddy?
  • Squidward: [looks down] Huh? This isn't mine... [foot lifts up] Whoa! [runs]
  • [Snow Mollusk breaks through snow]
  • All: [screaming]
  • [Snow Mollusk roars]
  • Mr. Krabs: Not you again!
  • [Snow Mollusk sticks out five tongues from mouth]
  • Sandy: Ha! Slimey snow vermin! You missed!
  • Mr. Krabs: That weren't the attack.
  • Sandy: Huh?
  • [Snow Mollusk pulls back tongues with snow on them]
  • Mr. Krabs: Hit the deck! [Snow Mollusk starts shooting snowballs out of its mouth; Mr. Krabs screams and hides behind a pile of snow, blocking the snowballs, Snow Mollusk aims for Gary]
  • SpongeBob: Gary! [shields Gary with himself, the snowballs go into SpongeBob's holes, and they come out from the side holes. SpongeBob stands up and runs away with Gary. The Snow Mollusk aims for Squidward]
  • Squidward: [running and screams; jumps into water] Oh, no. Not again. [floats up in a block of ice again, but with a disappointed face]
  • Mr. Krabs: She's reloading! Now's our chance to scram! [everyone sneaks away, Sandy brings the sleigh]
  • SpongeBob: What is that formidable creature?
  • Mr. Krabs: That, me boy, is none other than the Abominable Snow Mollusk.
  • SpongeBob: [shocked] I thought that was just a myth.
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, I assure you, she's no myth! She's as real as Santy Claus. Twas back when I was a young sea captain, [flashback to when Mr. Krabs was a captain] sailing in the Atlantic sea. When the behemoth and I first tangled. [Snow Mollusk pops out of the sea, young Mr. Krabs gasps, and Snow Mollusk picks up the ship]
  • SpongeBob: Don't tell me, Mr. Krabs. You peeled back those tentacles with your bare claws! You single-handedly saved your vessel from certain doom!
  • Mr. Krabs: Nope, that didn't work. [flashback continues] She gulped me and me crew down in one swift swallow. [Snow Mollusk swallows all people on ship including Mr. Krabs]
  • SpongeBob: Oh, my! Well, at least you bravely escaped to tell the tale.
  • Mr. Krabs: Weren't bravery that got us out. Let's just say... we had to wait... for nature, to take its course. [flashback to people in Snow Mollusk's stomach, a bubble floats up and pops, then a flushing sound is heard]
  • SpongeBob: Hmm? [realizing what this really means] Oh! Ew.
  • Sandy: I'd hate to break up story time, but I'd like to not get eaten today! [Snow Mollusk's roaring is heard, and everyone gets on the sleigh, Snow Mollusk finds them and watches them leave]
  • SpongeBob: Gary! Step on it! [Snow Mollusk follows] Oh, yeah, Gary, you are really motivated now! Right, guys? [cuts to back of the sleigh, and one of the seats are empty with a "Squidward" sign in its place] We forgot Squidward! [the sleigh takes a U-turn, and goes between the Snow Mollusk's tentacles] Left, Gary! Left! There he is!
  • [cuts to Squidward, frozen]
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, I need a Gooey Worm!
  • Patrick: Oh, be gentle, it's my last one! [hands SpongeBob a red Gooey Worm]
  • SpongeBob: Hold on tight! [gives Patrick one end of the Gooey Worm and glides down holding the other one]
  • Gary: Meow. [as SpongeBob is saving Squidward, the Snow Mollusk finds him]
  • Patrick: SpongeBob, come on! [cuts to SpongeBob on Squidward, with Gooey Worm tied on ice block] Let's get outta here! [pulls SpongeBob up, and Snow Mollusk lands on the water. When they are leaving, SpongeBob throws away the Gooey Worm, and falls into Snow Mollusk's mouth when she's getting up, she likes it]
  • Sandy: Woo, wee! That was a close one, wasn't it, Mr. Krabs? Huh? [in Mr. Krabs' seat, there is a pile of snow with coral as a nose and eyes] Of all the hornswoggles! The bandit's trying to weigh us down and make with the prize himself! [throws fake Mr. Krabs out of the sleigh]
  • [cuts to Mr. Krabs]
  • Mr. Krabs: [laughing] I'd sooner swallow a jellyfish than share me winnings with y-- [jellyfish flies into Mr. Krabs' mouth and stings him.]
  • [cuts back to others]
  • Sandy: We can't let that double crosser beat us to the loot! Full speed ahead and don't stop for nothin', Gary!
  • Patrick: Hey! [takes rope and stops Gary, making the sleigh fling Sandy out]
  • Sandy: [in snow] What's the big emergency, Patrick?
  • Patrick: I saw something shiny.
  • Sandy: [sarcastic] Oh! Well, let's just drop everything, then!
  • SpongeBob: Oh, wait, Sandy, I see it too! It looks like... Karen.
  • SpongeBob: [helps Karen up] Karen?
  • [Karen's screen shows a spinning hourglass]
  • Sandy: I say she's in swift need of a reboot! Hee-ya! [kicks Karen with her boot, shattering the ice on her]
  • [Karen's screen shows a picture of a computer wife with words "Computer WIFE [progress bar] Loading..." beside it, and soon starts up.]
  • SpongeBob: [hears someone saying "you can't stand a chance, Krabs"] Huh? [sees fake Plankton and picks it up] Plankton? [fake Plankton says "don't tell Krabs"] Poor guy, the ice is really getting to him.
  • Patrick: [grabs fake Plankton] Well, we gotta bust him out but quick! I'm gonna sit on him! [puts fake Plankton on a rock, preparing to sit on it]
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, no! He's very--[Patrick sits on fake Plankton]...fragile. [Patrick gets up, showing bits of metal with wires, a speaker, and an eye, broken, it says "Krabs zzz... stand zzz..."]
  • Sandy: A simulacrum!
  • SpongeBob: [covers Gary's "ears"] Sandy, please! Language!
  • Sandy: Nah, silly! I'm saying, Plankton set up a robotic dummy in his sled!
  • Karen: That's right. My selfish husband remains in warm, sunny Bikini Bottom, while I freeze my solder off in this bitter tundra. In fact, [cuts to Plankton with fake Plankton and Karen in his lab] this whole race was a plot devised by Plankton. [cuts to Plankton sneaking away before the race] With the entire town distracted, he's free to pursue the Krabby Patty formula undetected.
  • SpongeBob: Pursue? Formula? We've gotta find Mr. Krabs right now!
  • Sandy: And exactly how do you propose we find him?
  • Karen: I saw Mr. Krabs pass by [screen shows Mr. Krabs running] just before my system failed, heading southwest.
  • SpongeBob: Well, what are we waiting for? [picks Karen, Sandy, Patrick up and throws them into the sleigh, and gets in himself] You heard the lady, Gary, southwest! Mush! Mush!
  • [cuts to Plankton]
  • Plankton: [sprays the safe with flamethrower] Hehehehe! [touches the handle, which is glowing red due to extreme heat] Yeuch! [blows his hand] So the safe isn't vulnerable to flame, eh? It seems as though I'll have to get a little more destructive! [accidentally takes out a teddy bear, then puts it back] Ahem! I meant destructive! [takes out a stick of dynamite]
  • [cuts to SpongeBob and others, going up a steep hill]
  • Gary: [tired] Mooowww, meow meow meow moooww...
  • SpongeBob: Attaboy, Gary!
  • [sleigh gets to the tip of the hill, Gary sees a huge ramp below, screeches and gets in the sleigh.]
  • All: Ahhhh!
  • [sleigh goes down the ramp, flies into the air, turns a circle, bounces on three hill tops, and back on the road]
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahh, whew.
  • Sandy: Cliff! [cliff ahead]
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: [both scream]
  • Sandy: Hold on, SpongeBob! [picks up SpongeBob and throws him on another hill's tip, the sleigh goes in a circle with SpongeBob as the turning point, but Squidward, still frozen, flies off in the progress]
  • SpongeBob: [with bruises on face, missing teeth and extra long legs and arms] We made it. Hooray. Right, Squidward? [cuts to Squidward falling down]
  • Sandy: [gasps] Oh, my gosh! Patrick! Lean to the other side! [Patrick turns, and the sleigh goes down following Squidward] Excuse me, ma'am.
  • Karen: What?
  • [Sandy pulls off Karen's monitor, stands on SpongeBob, and uses the base's pole and sticks it into the block of ice Squidward is in, and pulls him in]
  • Sandy: Gotcha!
  • SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy, have you given any thoughts on how we're gonna--[the sleigh crashes to the ground, making everyone flat]...land? [Snow Mollusk spots them]
  • [cuts to the Krusty Krab's safe with sticks of dynamite wrapped around it]
  • Plankton: [with a shield] Fire in the hole! [the dynamite explodes, and safe is completely fine] Rats.
  • [cuts back to SpongeBob and others]
  • Sandy: Alright, fellas, I know it's cold. But let's just push forward and keep a lookout for a frozen crab! [closes one eye]
  • Patrick: [with lots of ice on eyes] I can't feel my looking holes!
  • SpongeBob: The only thing I can feel is my empty stomach. [stomach implodes]
  • Sandy: You said it, SpongeBob! I already gnawed through all my provisions. [holds up an empty nut bag] I'm getting to the point where I can eat just about anything! [her eyes get bloodshot and drools, then thinks SpongeBob is cooked and on a stick] Mmmm... sponge kabob... [shakes her head] Hey, Patrick, you got any more of them Gooey Worms on you?
  • Patrick: I wish I did. I lost my last one to the monster and now I'm so hungry! At least, [takes out a bag of Jelly Beans] I still have this bag of Jelly Beans to hold me over. [eats a Jelly Bean] Hey! Is this taxi even moving?! [Gary shivering] Come on, Gary! [Gary falls]
  • SpongeBob: Gasp! Gary! [Gary's slime is frozen] Oh, you poor fella! We put you too hard on you, didn't we? Sorry, buddy. I won't make you tow another inch. [puts Gary in the sleigh]
  • Patrick: Great. Now we're stuck.
  • SpongeBob: No, we're not! [pulls the ropes, and his arms shatter] Hello, what's this? [cuts to a small anchor] Look! One of Mr. Krabs' sailor tattoos! It must've frozen off his brittle body.
  • Sandy: We must be heading in the right direction!
  • [cuts to the Krusty Krab]
  • Plankton: [riding a small plane, laughing] Secret formula, you are mine! [ejects himself out of the plane]
  • [The plane hits the safe, but the safe is okay]
  • Plankton: Perhaps I misjudged the scale on that one. [landing] That does it! Listen up, safe, I will spill your contents, even if I have to tear you apart. [rips a piece of the safe] Bit by bit! [rips the piece he just rips] Molecule by molecule! [rips a molecule] Atom by atom! [rips an atom, causing it to glow] Uh-oh.
  • [the atoms explode, obliterating the Krusty Krab and the safe]
  • Plankton: Surely, the safe couldn't survive nuclear detonation. Come to papa! [takes the bottle containing the secret formula]
  • [cuts to SpongeBob and his friends] [SpongeBob is still dragging the sleigh, then suddenly hits something]
  • Patrick: [wakes up] Hey, I'm trying to sleep.
  • SpongeBob: [realizes that he's hit Mr. Krabs] Mr. Krabs!
  • Sandy: He ain't looking so good. We better get him to the sleigh, SpongeBob. SpongeBob? [realizes SpongeBob is frozen] He froze up too. [realizes that the others also frozen, then makes a fire from the sleigh to thaw them out]
  • Squidward: Aah. What? You're burning our sleigh? Are you aware that that was our only mode of transportation?
  • Sandy: And are you aware I just saved your life?
  • Mr. Krabs: The race! The million clams! [gasps] I've been trapped in ice, mutinous thieves trying to cheat me out of me winnings. [rattles Squidward]
  • Karen: Oh, cool down, there are no winnings, you've been duped!
  • Mr. Krabs: Duped? You don't mean by...
  • Karen: Now you're putting it together!
  • Mr. Krabs: My formula! We've got to get back to Bikini Bottom!
  • Squidward: We might actually have a chance of getting back if we had a sleigh.
  • Mr. Krabs: We're doomed. [cries]
  • SpongeBob: No, we're not, Mr. Krabs. [turns himself into a sleigh] Your chariot awaits!
  • Mr. Krabs: No offense, but we're not going to catch Plankton moving at a snail's pace.
  • Sandy: Just leave that to the scientist of the group!
  • Patrick: Oh, geez. Why do I have to do everything?
  • Sandy: [creates a modified sleigh while Patrick is spinning from Karen's monitor as Squidward blows his clarinet onto the circuits]
  • Patrick: [laughing]
  • Sandy: She's all fired up!
  • SpongeBob: Gary, Mr. Krabs, any hazards on the horizon?
  • Mr. Krabs: Lookin' clear so far!
  • SpongeBob: Squidward, keep those circuits warm! Patrick, hang on!
  • French Narrator: One frozen wasteland later...
  • SpongeBob: Hooray! We made it!
  • Mr. Krabs: Okay, then where's my restaurant?
  • SpongeBob: Perhaps over there. [points to a smoldering place]
  • Mr. Krabs: And where's my formula? [runs over to the safe]
  • Sandy: [points to the Chum Bucket] Perhaps over there?
  • Mr. Krabs: The Chum Bucket, now serving... Krabby Patties?! [reading Chum Bucket sign]
  • SpongeBob: We're too late!
  • Mr. Krabs: We'll see about that, boy-o!
  • Harold: [Mr. Krabs and the rest walks past line] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't cut in line! We've been waiting for a Krabby Patty for three stinking days!
  • Mr. Krabs: [to SpongeBob] This will only take a minute. [smashes the door]
  • Plankton: Keep your pants on out there! I'll get your Krabby Patty just as soon as I get this bottle open! [tries to open the cork from the formula bottle]
  • Mr. Krabs: Not if I have anything to say and/or do about it!
  • Plankton: Krabs?! Why aren't you frozen under the barren tundra?
  • Mr. Krabs: I guess I didn't want to miss the big unveiling of my sandwich!
  • Plankton: Well, it would have happened if I could've dislodge this stupid cork!
  • Patrick: Oh, that's easy! [lifts it out of the bottle.]
  • All of them: Patrick!
  • Plankton: [laughing] I got it now, Krabsy! [begins to run away]
  • Sandy: That may be true, Plankton, but you've got seven angry customers flanking you on all sides!
  • Plankton: Uh... well, I'm sure my loving wife is not a party to this angry mob. You've gotta help me here, Karen!
  • Karen: You've gotta help me... My monitor nearly froze up for good on your little race to oblivion!
  • Plankton: Babe, don't blow an amp over this, c'mon! [Karen zaps Plankton]
  • Plankton: Yowza! Ow! That hurt on so many levels. Okay, I give up. You win again, Krabs.
  • Mr. Krabs: Then hand over my formula.
  • Plankton: Okay, Eugene. I'll just sign the surrender treaty first. [pulls out a pen and clicks it, then it turns into a propeller.] Oops! Here I go! [laughing] Outsmarted you again, aye, fools? [laughs and flies away into a pipe]
  • Mr. Krabs: You get back here, Plankton!
  • Squidward: Here we go again.
  • Plankton: [exits through a vent outside the Chum Bucket, with everyone in close pursuit]
  • Mr. Krabs: Give up now and I'll let you keep one of your antenna!
  • Plankton: I'd be delighted to see you try! Ooh, you're so close! [runs up some stairs, and hops on top of something while the others follow him] So long, suckers!
  • Mr. Krabs: Huh?
  • Everyone: [gasps when they realize they’re inside a cage]
  • Plankton: [laughing evilly]
  • Mr. Krabs: We're trapped!
  • Plankton: That's right, Krabs, and if you're thinking of busting out, mind the giant vat of fry grease beneath you.
  • Mr. Krabs: He's going to turn us into fried snacks!
  • Patrick: Got any dipping sauce?
  • Plankton: A little taste of your own medicine, aye, crab cakes?
  • Abominable Snow Mollusk: [makes loud noise, and grabs the cage] Nom nom!
  • SpongeBob: Nom nom?
  • Abominable Snow Mollusk: Nom nom! [rips the cage open, making everyone in it fall to the ground and snatches Patrick] Nom nom!
  • SpongeBob: W-wait, big, scary monster. Don't eat Patrick. Eat me, I'm packed with nutrients!
  • Sandy: No, eat me!
  • Mr. Krabs: Don't eat me! Eat Squidward!
  • Squidward: Wait, what?
  • Abominable Snow Mollusk: [reaches and takes the jellybeans from Patrick’s pocket] Nom nom! [hugs Patrick]
  • SpongeBob: She loves your jellybeans, Patrick!
  • Plankton: I better go while the going's good.
  • Abominable Snow Mollusk: [sees Plankton] Jellybean!
  • Plankton: I can practically taste those Krabby Patties now! [The Abominable Mollusk grabs him with her tongue; Plankton screams as she swallows him and Plankton releases the formula. It lands onto Mr. Krabs' claw and he puts it in his shirt.]
  • SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, what happens to Plankton?
  • Mr. Krabs: He'll just have to wait for nature to take its course! [laughs]
  • Plankton: [The Abominable Snow mollusk belches and inside her stomach shows Plankton sitting on a jellybean.] Well, I suppose dear old dad was right. I should have minored in business administration. [a flushing noise is then heard in the background, concluding the episode]
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