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- [The episode starts with Patchy and Potty in a boat, near Bikini Bottom.]
- Patchy: Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! [Patchy looks at the viewers and laughs while his hat spins] Hey, kiddies, it's your old pal Patchy floating somewhere over Bikini Bottom. I've sailed down here to witness something that happens every 100 years. Why, me and my trusted parrot Potty wouldn't miss it for the world. Would we, Potty? Potty?
- Potty: [hits Patchy] I'm here just for the buffet. [catches a fish with his legs]
- Patchy: Potty! Give me that! [he puts the fish back in the water] Potty, I told you to leave those fish alone. What do you think you are, a seahawk? [he starts laughing]
- Potty: I can't help it if I was born a predator.
- Patchy: Oh, Potty, I guess you're right. Can you ever forgive me? Shake. [Potty bites him and Patchy screams]
- Potty: Now I can. [flies away]
- Patchy: Oh, get out of here! [he uses a long telescope] Yeah. [He looks with the telescope underwater, scene appears at Sandy's birthday with SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Mrs. Puff, Larry, and Pearl at the table in the Jellyfish Fields] I'm gonna save these mental pictures for my grandkids. [he keeps looking] Oh, that's better.
- [SpongeBob brings Sandy the cake, the crowd sings]
- All: Squirel-ly birthday, dear Sandy, Squirel-ly birthday to you! [all cheer] Hooray!
- Sandy: Ya'll are the best aquatic critter friends a lone star from out of town could ever have!
- Patrick: Cake time!
- SpongeBob: Don't worry, I always carry a spare.
- Sandy: Oh, no, you don't. Karate slice!
- SpongeBob: Enjoy the cake, everybody. I made it special just for Sandy.
- Squidward: I'm allergic to nuts. Are there any nuts in that?
- SpongeBob: Nope, no nuts.
- Squidward: Ah, okay.
- SpongeBob: Oh, unless you count "wal-nuts."
- Squidward: What?
- SpongeBob: I'm pretty sure walnuts are a fruit though, huh?
- Larry: Huh? Woah!
- Sandy: Tex-ritter! You don't see that everyday. Huh?
- All: Wow, pretty.
- Larry: Last time I saw a moon that big, it was in a locker room. Huh.
- SpongeBob: Since when is the moon so green?
- Patrick: Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese, SpongeBob. It's just been out there for so long it's getting moldy. Oh, but I'd still eat it.
- Sandy: That ain't the moon, guys. The real moon comes out at night, remember? Something fishy's going on here.
- Fish #1: Atta girl, sissy! Look out, Mom!
- Fish #2: Hey, kids! Check out that cool glowing rock in the sky!
- Sandy: You don't see that everyday. Did you see that, SpongeBob? Sponge...Bob?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Green cheese! Green cheese! Green cheese!
- Sandy: SpongeBob? Patrick? Everyone, listen to me! Get away from the light! The light is bad! Run for the shade!
- Mrs. Puff: So romantic. Eugene, give me some sugar.
- Mr. Krabs: I'm always a sucker for a good smooch.
- Pearl: Yeah, walk outside and check out this awesome moon.
- Voice on phone: Hello? Hello? Pearl?
- Sandy: No! Not me! Huh? I guess it only affects sea critters. But I still don't get why that green moon is turning everyone into wild swimming fish. Am I the only one left?
- Squidward: Whoever used that restroom last was an animal. Hey! Put me down! Sandy? What are you doing? Ow, that hurts! What is the meaning of-
- Sandy: Get in the shade!
- Squidward: I demand an explanation!
- Sandy: I'll get one right now, Squidward.
- French Narrator: Hello? French Narrator speaking.
- Sandy: Hi, Frenchie. It's me, Sandy!
- French Narrator: Ah, Sandy Cheeks. How is it hanging?
- Sandy: Oh, not hanging too good, Frenchie. You see, there's a-
- French Narrator: Don't say another word. I have been monitoring the behavior of the green moon all day. It is called "Neptune's Moon." Every 100 years it de-evolves everyone in Bikini Bottom into primal fish for two hours.
- Sandy: Two hours?
- French Narrator: Until it falls into another volcano and is extinguished.
- Sandy: I knew it was nature, dagnabbit. Not really. So I just have to keep Squidward in shade for a couple of hours. Phew. Thanks, Frenchie.
- Squidward: I'm going home to hide under the covers! It's every cephalopod for himself!
- Sandy: Frenchie, I gotta call you back! Squidward! You have to stay in the shade!
- Squidward: Help!
- Sandy: Squidward! No! You don't see that everyday! Spongebob! Patrick! Mrs. Puff! Mr. Krabs! Larry! Look out, Pearl! I'll save you! Like bustin' a bronco! Yee-haw! What? Hey, everybody! The light is bad! Stay away from the light!
- Police Officer: License and registration, please.
- Sandy: Hold your breath, critters!
- Patchy: Potty, we gotta get out the water! A little help here, please, Potty? Get out of here, you fiendish feather duster! Shoo, shoo! I said shoo! I'll do it meself. I don't need your help. I'm perfectly fine, doing it by meself.
- Sandy: Here's where we get off! Thanks for the lift, Pearl. Don't you worry. Nobody's gonna eat you guys in my watch. Dinner time! Come and get it! This is so fascinating, Frenchie. Tell me more about my fishy friends. Oh, wait, I'll put you on speaker phone.
- French Narrator: Ah, the lobster. The cockroach of the sea, skittering across the ocean floor, the lobster sheds its skin once a week. And then eats it.
- Sandy: Now that's what I call recycling!
- French Narrator: Goal!
- [Mrs. Puff and Mr. Krabs are still fighting and both goes back to normal]
- [both looks at his boddy and gasps]
- Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff: Oh!
- [both runs away]
- [the camera pans to Larry and he goes back to normal and looks at his body and gasps]
- [Larry grabs a flower and puts on his genital area and starts walking]
- [Pearl is still chewing Squidward and both goes back to normal and falls down to Sandy's House]
- [Pearl spits Squidward alongside a can and two bones]
- Squidward: What is going on here... [gasps] My clothes! [runs away naked screaming]
- [Pearl looks herself naked and runs away screaming]
- [Sandy looks at pearl running and SpongeBob and Patrick goes back to normal]
- [Sandy looks at Patrick's Butt and gasps disgusted]
- [Patrick falls down and SpongeBob looks at his body]
- SpongeBob: Uh Sandy, How do you trick us broking everything naked?
- Sandy: Well SpongeBob Wanted to say it's been an interesting birthday i ever had!
- French Narrator: And of course, after Neptune's Moon it is always followed by Neptune's Sun.