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Mother of mercy!
— Female crossing guard, "Something Smells"

The female crossing guard is a fish who appears in the episode "Something Smells."


The female crossing guard is a dark green fish with faded blue lips and light green arms and legs. She wears an orange raincoat and a faded blue hat. She also holds out a sign letting cars know when to stop and when to go.

Role in episode

She is a crossing guard who stands in the middle of the crosswalk, ensuring that the pedestrians, in this case, the children, crossing the road do not get hit by any boats. SpongeBob, with bad breath, says "hi" to her once. The crossing guard smells SpongeBob's bad breath and runs away, dropping her sign on the ground and causing the children to cross the road at the same time.


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