The Empty Head Society clubhouse is a location that appears in the episode "The Nitwitting." It is the clubhouse of the Empty Head Society.



The clubhouse is mostly a cardboard box with a picture of a door drawn on it. In order to be able to enter, you need to step on the automatic doormat. The clubhouse is located behind the Barg'N-Mart and the cardboard box is most likely to be packaging of a product sold at Barg'N-Mart.


The interior appears to be much larger than the exterior. It is just one big room with cardboard walls. The walls have been fixed with tape in many places. On the left side of the entrance is a check with a cardboard door saying "CHeCK" in a purple font. The check also has a metal hook for the brains of the society's members. Furthermore, the room has a wooden stage at the other end of the room. Left to the stage is a clock scribbled on the wall with the same purple paint. The clock reads "♪, 1, B, A, ☺, X." The stage has a toilet paper background, a sign with the letters "e.H.s" on it and a microphone, which consists of a broom with a roll of toilet paper mounted to the top end of the broomstick. Next to the clock, there is a gramophone made of junk, which, instead of playing records, plays a turkey and later a piece of ham. Also, the clubhouse has a shelf for the jars filled with the members' saliva for each meeting day and a portable lemonade stand.

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