Encyclopedia SpongeBobia
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The Drifter is a sponge who appears in the episode "No Weenies Allowed" and all versions of Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated. He drifts along towns, finding tough clubs, based by his name.


The Drifter looks exactly like SpongeBob, only he has thick, glossy, black hair like musician Elvis Presley, or Danny Zuko from the 1978 musical movie, Grease.


He claims to be tough, though Reg never tells him to prove it before letting him enter The Salty Spitoon.

Role in series

"No Weenies Allowed"

When the Drifter asks to enter The Salty Spitoon, Reg thinks he is SpongeBob wearing a wig and tries to pull the Drifter's hair off, but it revealed to be real, the Drifter hardly moves, and he doesn’t feel any pain when he pulls it, which shows Reg that he’s pretty tough. When the real SpongeBob appears wearing a rainbow wig, Reg apologetically fixes the Drifter's hair and lets him in.

Battle for Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated

He is seen in a picture in SpongeBob's bedroom.