"Doin' the Krabby Patty" is a song sung by SpongeBob, featured on The Best Day Ever album.


SpongeBob: Stick your hands up in the air
Shake your bottom like your pants are square
Start atremblin' down in your knees
Slide on the floor like it's covered with grease
Would you like a little extra cheese?
Now you're doin' the Krabby Patty!
Flippin' patties at the Krusty Krab!
That's how I started this brand new fad
I know I'm lookin' real good right now
With my big blue eyes and L7 trow.
You wanna learn? Well, I'll teach you how
You'll be doin' the Krabby Patty
Come on, join my Krusty Crew
I made a Krabby Patty just for you
Throw out those hotdogs, burgers and fries
Lose the bowls of chili and the pizza pies
How do you cook it? Man, that's no riddle
Patrick: You gotta sizzle just a little in the middle of the grill
SpongeBob: Just ask any gourmet fish
It's Bikini Bottom's number one dish
The Krusty Krab's really where it's at
Look how we row about the welcome mat
The patty's skinny but the buns are fat
When you're doin' the Krabby Patty
Oh, you wanna learn to do the Krabby Patty?
Well, here's what you gotta do!
Take your patty, and throw it on the grill!
Can you feel it? It's such a thrill!
Now you reach up and put on some ketchup!
You're a natural-a with that spatula!
Let the mustard trickle, and a little slice of pickle!
Now put it on a bun, you're almost done!
Here it comes! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!
Oh, you're lookin' good!
start your diet tomorrow!
Slap some lettuce on it!
Buy a bag, a box, a carton, a case
Stomp your feet and feed
your face
Music (VTE)

Original Theme HighlightsThe SpongeBob SquarePants MovieThe Yellow AlbumThe Best Day EverThe Sponge Who Could FlySpongeBob's Greatest HitsIt's a SpongeBob Christmas!Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of WaterThe SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Theme SongA Day Like ThisAhhhhAll You Need is FriendsThe Alphabet SongAttitude of GratitudeBack in EncinoBarnacles!Beats by BobBeautiful DreamerBee Line for the Tree LineThe Best Day EverBikini BottomBikini Bottom - Rock BottomBossy BootsThe Bubble SongCampfire Song SongCha-ChingThe ChefBob SongChristmas Eve JittersChristmas Is MineClarinet WizardDead EyeDoing the SpongeDoin' the Krabby PattyDear FriendDon't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)Down the WellThe Dragon is HereElectric ZooEverybody Loves the SpongeEmployee of the MonthFishin' for MoneyFrozen Krabby Patty SongFueling the BusThe F.U.N. SongGary Come HomeGive It All You GotGive Jellyfish Fields a ChanceGood-Bye, AtlantisGoofy Goober RockGoofy Goober SongThis Grill is Not a HomeHe's FlyingHe's Our Mermaid ManHey All You PeopleHey, Mean Mr. BossmanHigh Seas ChantIt's High Time We Went on TourHo Ho HoedownHot FruitcakeI Can't Keep My Eyes Off of YouI Hate PeopleI Wrote ThisIdiot FriendsIf I Could Talk to MoneyI Will Trap SantaI Love Krabby PattiesIf Only I Could Join YouThe Jellyfishing SongJust a KidKrabby Patty Jingle (song)Kung Fu RockThe Krusty Krab PizzaLivin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the MoonlightLoop de LoopMeatball, MeatballMr. Krabs' SongMusical DoodleMy Leg Is In Love!My Tighty WhiteysNever Give UpThe Nitwitting SongNow That We're MenOcean ManOh, Krusty KrabOh, My KarenPets Are People TooPlankton's SongPatrick StarPretty Ribbons and BowsPrehibernation (song)Prince Paul's Bubble PartyPlankton Jams the SignalRidin' the HookRipped PantsRubber Hose RagRap BattleThe Road SongSandy's SongSailing Over The Dogger BankSanta Has His Eye on MeSanta Won't Let You DownSnowflakesSo Long, Bikini BottomSpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of EnergyThe SpongeBob History SongSpongeBob ScaredyPantsSquidward's SongSquidward's Tiki LandSqueeze MeSuperiorSurreptitiously MineSurfin' SummerSandy SquirrelSquidward's BackThe Suction Cup SymphonySweet VictoryScurvy Ain't For the Likes of MeThat's the RodeoThank Gosh It's MondayThumbs SongTeamworkTogetherThey'll Soon DiscoverTruth or Square Theme SongsTexasThat's What Friends DoUnder My RockUnderwater SunThe Very First ChristmasWe've Got ScurvyWhen Worlds CollideWhere's GaryWe're the Ghouls of the Briny DeepWet, Wet ChristmasWho Am I?Who Wants to Race Me?You Will Obey!You Better SwimYou're Old

Short Songs
4-PlyAyCookie, Wookie, Teddy BearIt's All About You GirlIndoorsFor He's A Jolly Good RookieSquidly's 7 SongsBirthday Song for SquidwardBikini Bottom National AnthemI'm PatrickOff to WorkWe're Gonna Be PiratesPearl's Me DaughterThe Striped Sweater SongBest Friends Forever RingSanta's Coming TonightBrush, Brush, Brush My TeethWelcome Home, SandyLife on the PrairieEat at The Krusty KrabLaundry Song

Associated production musicOriginal music

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