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"Doin' the Krabby Patty" is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick, featured on The Best Day Ever album.

Lyrics

SpongeBob: Stick your hands up in the air
Shake your bottom like your pants are square
Start atrembling down in your knees
Slide on the floor like it's covered with grease
Would you like a little extra cheese?
Now you're doing the Krabby Patty!
Flipping patties at the Krusty Krab!
That's how I started this brand new fad
I know I'm looking real good right now
With my big blue eyes and my L7 trow
You wanna learn? Well, I'll teach you how
You'll be doing the Krabby Patty
Chorus: Krabby Patty
Krabby Patty
SpongeBob: Yeah!
Chorus: Krabby Patty
Krabby Patty
SpongeBob: Come on, join my Krusty Crew
I made a Krabby Patty just for you
Throw out those hotdogs, burgers and fries
Lose the bowls of chili and the pizza pies
How do you cook it? Man, that's no riddle
Patrick: You gotta sizzle just a little in the middle of the griddle
SpongeBob: Just ask any gourmet fish
It's Bikini Bottom's number one dish
The Krusty Krab's really where it's at
Look how we rolled out the welcome mat
The patty's skinny but the buns are fat
When you're doing the Krabby Patty
Oh, you wanna learn to do the Krabby Patty?
Well, here's what you gotta do!
Take your patty, and throw it on the grill!
Can you feel it? It's such a thrill!
Now you reach up and put on some ketchup!
You're a natural-a with that spatula!
Let the mustard trickle, and a little slice of pickle!
Now put it on a bun, you're almost done!
Here it comes! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!
Chorus: Krabby Patty
SpongeBob: Oh, you're looking good!
Chorus: Krabby Patty
SpongeBob: Start your diet tomorrow!
Chorus: Krabby Patty
SpongeBob: Slap some lettuce on it!
Chorus: Krabby Patty
SpongeBob: Yeah!
SpongeBob: Buy a bag, a box, a carton, a case
Stomp your feet and feed your face
Chorus: Krabby Patty
Krabby Patty
Krabby Patty
Krabby Patty
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