This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants educational short "Digital Cable," which aired on 2003.
- [The Nicktoons logo is shown.]
- Announcer: And now, Jimmy Neutron demonstrates digital cable on... uh, I mean, with, Squidward Tentacles.
- [The Nicktoons logo opens up.]
- Jimmy: Hi there, I'm Jimmy Neutron.
- Squidward: And I'm Squidward.
- Jimmy: And if you're watching this, then you're watching [tapping numbers] digital cable.
- Squidward: Ooh, digital.
- Jimmy: When you watch digital cable, you'll see things that you won't see on regular cable, like a stat moxi.
- Squidward: A who moxi?
- Jimmy: A stat moxi. It's a glitch or an interruption in the digital signal, so on regular cable, Squidward might look like this. [presses a button]
- Squidward: Can I leave now? [freezes up]
- Jimmy: But if we were watching digital cable and there were a stat moxi, then Squidward might look like this. [presses the stat moxi thing]
- Squidward: I still don't see what you [glitching] mean. [slaps his forehead] Ugh, that's a whole new kind of pain.