(An old lady is waiting for the bus. SpongeBob comes along)

SpongeBob: SpongeBob SquarePants at your service, for I am an honorary crossing guard. (Takes the old lady's hand and begins leading her across the street, with a stop sign in his other hand. Cars crash into each other.)

Old Lady: I don't...

SpongeBob: You're safe with me.

Old Lady: You made me miss my bus!

SpongeBob: We'll see about that! (Gets the old lady on his back and runs after the bus. He trips and the old lady is sent flying. Eventually, she lands on the bus.)

Old Lady: Thank you, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: You're wel...(He is run over by a bus) You're welcome.

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