This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Best Day Ever short "Crossing the Street," which aired on November 2, 2006.
- SpongeBob: SpongeBob SquarePants at your service, for I am an honorary crossing guard. [takes the old lady's hand and begins leading her across the street, with a stop sign in his other hand. Cars crash into each other]
- Old Lady: I don't...
- SpongeBob: You're safe with me.
- Old Lady: You made me miss my bus!
- SpongeBob: We'll see about that! [gets the old lady on his back and runs after the bus. He trips and the old lady is sent flying. Eventually, she lands on the bus]
- Old Lady: Thank you, SpongeBob!
- SpongeBob: Oh, you're- [gets run over by another bus] …welcome.