This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Best Day Ever short "Crossing the Street," which aired on November 2, 2006.

  • SpongeBob: SpongeBob SquarePants at your service, for I am an honorary crossing guard. [Takes the old lady's hand and begins leading her across the street, with a stop sign in his other hand. Cars crash into each other.]
  • Old Lady: I don't...
  • SpongeBob: You're safe with me.
  • Old Lady: You made me miss my bus!
  • SpongeBob: We'll see about that! [Gets the old lady on his back and runs after the bus. He trips and the old lady is sent flying. Eventually, she lands on the bus.]
  • Old Lady: Thank you, SpongeBob!
  • SpongeBob: You're wel... [He is run over by a bus.] welcome.
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