Confess-A-Bear is a rigged teddy bear that SpongeBob gives Patrick as a scheme to secretly find out if he stole his delicate jellyfish net, Ol' Reliable. It appears in the episode "The Pink Purloiner."
It is a fluffy, light brown, and light tan teddy bear with a burnt orange nose holding a microphone in one of its paws. It is secretly voiced by SpongeBob so the secrets could go directly to him.
Role in episode
SpongeBob uses Confess-A-Bear to get Patrick to reveal what happened to his jellyfish net. As Patrick is hesitant in talking about what he did, SpongeBob starts to yell through the microphone, making Confess-A-Bear sound threatening.
Patrick, feeling pressured, reveals by accident that he had mistakenly dropped SpongeBob's toothbrush in the toilet and did not wash it afterwards, prompting SpongeBob to run around screaming and panicking, trying to get rid of bacteria on his tongue while Patrick thinks Confess-A-Bear is unhappy with him due to no response.
- His name could be a reference to the plush shop Build-A-Bear.