This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Friend or Foe short "Can't Swim," which aired on April 12, 2007.

  • Narrator: And now, a SpongeBob mini.
  • Plankton: What's wrong with you?
  • Mr. Krabs: I don't know how to swim!
  • Plankton: Relax, man, there's nothing to worry about, not with these sweet inner-tubes.
  • Mr. Krabs: Yeah... [pokes inner-tube with his claw, his inner-tube starts deflating and he starts to scream.]
  • Plankton: I'll save ya, pal! [clogs up the inner-tube hole] Yeah!
  • Mr. Krabs: Good thinking, buddy!
  • Plankton: Anything for a— [he starts to blow out of the hole]
  • Mr. Krabs: [screams] Hey, I think I'm swimming!
  • Plankton: Actually, that's called standing, but close enough.
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