This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Boo Light Special" from season 1, which aired on September 30, 2022.
- [Outside, some campers are running with nets, trying to catch some jellyfish.]
- Campers: [laughing as they jump to catch jellyfish]
- [A female camper reaches up to try to catch a jellyfish, which Mr. Krabs catches with his own net instead, and puts it in her net.]
- Female camper: Thank you! [runs off]
- [Mr. Krabs sets the net in the sand, and reads a clipboard.]
- Campers: [holding boat, which Mr. Krabs ducks under] Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!
- [Mr. Krabs uses a spray can to set two campers' campfire on fire as he walks by.]
- Camper: Whoa!
- [Elwood and a female camper are seen playing with water balloons. Mr. Krabs takes a water balloon from a female camper's hand and throws it at Elwood.]
- Female camper: [laughing]
- [Mr. Krabs walks over next to two campers who are getting ready to launch a small rocket.]
- Mr. Krabs: [looking at clipboard, stepping on button to set off rocket] Oh, so much to do!
- Campers: [looking up] Wow!
- Mr. Krabs: Why did I schedule every activity on the same day? [arrow lands between his eyes, growls as he takes it off] Hey, ya scallywags! That ain't how you arch an archery! [storms off]
- [The rocket falls onto the male camper's head, making him fall down and pass out, activating the button again, sending the second rocket into the air.]
- Female camper: [looking up, laughing]
- [Elsewhere, some campers are trying to do archery. One of them shoots an arrow at the target, which bounces back onto his mouth and knocks everyone over. The other two applaud.]
- Mr. Krabs: [pulling out camper from another target, hears store bell ring, gasps] The camp store! [runs off]
- Camper: [butt stuck in target] Bull's eye! [arrow lands on butt]
- [Mr. Krabs rushes to the General Store, panting. He is then seen inside the store behind the counter, giving sun block to a camper.]
- Mr. Krabs: Here you go, one sun block. [takes camper's coin, kisses it]
- Camper: Uh, what about my change?
- Mr. Krabs: Oh ho-ho-ho, you mean me tip? [holds up tip jar] That goes right in the jar. [puts coin in jar]
- [A loud roar shakes the building, causing the money from the tip jar to fall out as the jar falls down.]
- Mr. Krabs: The lake! [takes broom, runs off]
- Camper: [giggles, takes tip jar money and runs off]
- [Two campers are rowing a boat, which is being held by a kraken.]
- Kraken: [cackles as several campers run away, then roars at Mr. Krabs as he approaches]
- Mr. Krabs: Why is there a kraken in me camp? [hits kraken in the face with broom]
- Kraken: Ow! [nose falls onto his face] Why is there a camp around my lake? [rimshot]
- Mr. Krabs: [hears store bell] Oh, the store! [walks off]
- [Mr. Krabs is now behind the counter again, giving change to a customer. He uses his butt to close the cash register, puts a life jacket onto the customer, and hops off. Then, near a cliff zip-line, Mr. Krabs puts helmets on four campers.]
- Mr. Krabs: [gets on zip-line, then falls down] Hey!
- [Mr. Krabs falls down near the outhouse, where three campers are holding their bladders. Mr. Krabs uses a plunger to unclog the toilet, with a camper's head stuck to the plunger. The store bell rings again, and Mr. Krabs runs off as he sticks the plunger, still attached to the camper's head, in the sand. The first camper in line enters the outhouse. Behind the counter again, Mr. Krabs takes change from another camper, then gives him a pile of candy. He is then seen running back and forth, carrying various objects. The cash register displays the word "SALE." Mr. Krabs' eyes now have swirls on them as the background turns into a hypnotic pattern, with several camp-related things floating around.]
- Mr. Krabs: [begging] Oh, Universe, if you have a heart in your bosom, [yelling] send me some help!
- [The word "help" echoes as up above, the Flying Dutchman's ship appears from behind storm clouds.]
- Flying Dutchman: [popping out of portal on ship] Did someone scream help? Ooh, my favorite kind of scream! [looks at open shot of camp] Kamp Koral. This place must be filled with miserable souls for me to haunt. [cackles]
- [The Flying Dutchman appears from the ceiling as a green goo, which lands on the ground and slowly forms into him.]
- Mr. Krabs: [pacing around, looking at clipboard] There's too many activities. Too many kids. [muttering]
- Flying Dutchman: [now wearing different clothing, taps on Mr. Krabs' shoulder, making him turn around] Ahoy, matey!
- Mr. Krabs: [screams, lands backwards into several items]
- Flying Dutchman: I hear you be needing help running your trading post.
- Mr. Krabs: [angry] You? [wipes himself off] You can't run me store. [fans claw] You look like a bad smell. Huh?
- Campers: [stuck on zip-line, whimpering as it is on fire]
- Mr. Krabs: [steps backward, shrugs, shakes Flying Dutchman's hand] But I can't be picky. [puts name tag on Flying Dutchman's clothes] You're hired. [runs out of store] I got to go.
- Flying Dutchman: [magically changes the word "TRAINEE" on name tag to "DUTCHIE"] Har, har, har! This be perfect! [rubs hands together] By ghostly law, I be able to curse any item these kids buy from me. [looks around] Hmm. No shrunken heads? No evil daggers? No bleeding walls? This place needs some sprucing [cracks knuckles] up. [uses magic from finger to turn pickles into worms and oars into maces] Ha! [turns crab claws, Mr. Krabs toys, and nets into bones, slime, and swords] Ha-huh! [shoots finger guns to turn marbles, fruit, and gumballs into a monster head, a cauldron, and a snake]
- Snake: [hisses, jumps off shelf]
- Monster head: Blah!
- Flying Dutchman: Ha! [shoots webs from nose, which land on some products and produces spiders] And for the final touch, ya!
- [A storm cloud hovers over the store, and thunder crashes.]
- Flying Dutchman: [sits behind counter, sighs while holding coffee]
- [The store bell rings, and SpongeBob enters.]
- SpongeBob: [humming]
- Flying Dutchman: Ah, me first victim--I mean, customer. [poofs away]
- SpongeBob: [looking at some stacked windows, muttering, then the Flying Dutchman appears behind him] Ooh!
- Flying Dutchman: May I help you find something, young lad?
- SpongeBob: Oh, no, thanks. I'm just [holds up window] window shopping. [laughs]
- Flying Dutchman: Let me know when you decide. [flies away]
- SpongeBob: Okay.
- Flying Dutchman: [sits behind counter with coffee] Hmm.
- SpongeBob: [holds up window, knocking on it]
- Flying Dutchman: [approaches SpongeBob, growls] What can I help you with?
- SpongeBob: [gesturing behind window]
- Flying Dutchman: I said, what? [growls, lifts window]
- SpongeBob: Oh, now I can hear you. [laughs]
- Flying Dutchman: [roars] What do you want?
- SpongeBob: Nothing. I'll just keep browsing. [shoves window to Flying Dutchman] Sorry to be a "pane." [laughs, walks away]
- Flying Dutchman: [tosses window through other window, making the concrete fall to the ground]
- [SpongeBob is sitting on the counter, which the Flying Dutchman approaches.]
- SpongeBob: Excuse me.
- Flying Dutchman: [shrieks]
- SpongeBob: [holds up slippers] Are these slippers gluten free?
- Flying Dutchman: That doesn't even make sense! [store bell rings, places barrel over SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob: [wandering around in barrel] Ooh, this is a barrel of fun. [laughs]
- Flying Dutchman: [to Rea and Roh] May I be of help to you two?
- Rea: Yes. We're here for a toothbrush.
- Flying Dutchman: Finally, customers who know what they want. [takes Rea and Roh inside] Right this way.
- [The Flying Dutchman goes behind the counter and opens a drawer full of toothbrushes.]
- Flying Dutchman: [holds up red toothbrush] We got red ones, [holds up blue toothbrush] blue ones, the official [holds up pinecone on a stick] Kamp Koral toothbrush.
- Roh: Oh, [flicks toothbrush out the way] no. Too common.
- Rea: We special ordered a toothbrush. It should be behind the counter.
- Flying Dutchman: Aye, I'll be right back. [picks up box] Oh, boy! Me first curse of the day! [peeks into toothbrush box] Hmm. [looks behind him, then opens box] Yeah. Ittity bittity bip! [uses finger to curse toothbrush in box] You're cursed!
- [The toothbrush grows an eye, legs, and hair. It is now sentient, and lies in a coffin-shaped box.]
- Flying Dutchman: [closes box, approaches Rea and Roh] Here you go. [Roh takes the box] Come again. Hope your teeth get to be a nice ghostly white.
- SpongeBob: [spinning on ceiling fan above the Flying Dutchman, laughing] Excuse me, shopkeep. Might I peruse your drawer of toothbrushes?
- Flying Dutchman: Oh, that woud be me [grabs SpongeBob] pleasure. [shoves SpongeBob into toothbrush drawer, closing it]
- SpongeBob: [inside drawer] Hmm. Which toothbrush do I want? [uses toothbrush] No, [uses another toothbrush] no.
- Flying Dutchman: [rolls eyes] Ugh.
- SpongeBob: Ooh, I'll put that one in my "maybe" pile.
- [The store bell rings again, and Mo appears.]
- Flying Dutchman: [flies over to Mo] Ooh, a young athletic type. Might I interest you in [grabs a dumbbell] weights, [holds kettlebell] kettlebells, or cursed--I mean, [rolls out VHS tape from beard] "Krab-ercise" VHS tape?
- Mo: [slaps VHS tape out of the way, points to box with an inflatable horse] No! Horsey!
- Flying Dutchman: That? It be kind of lame, don't ya think?
- Mo: [grabs the Flying Dutchman by the beard] I want the horsey for water aerobics in the lake, Grandpa.
- Flying Dutchman: [gets let go of] Yes, sir, ma'am! One sec. [starts to inflate an inflatable horse] Ittity bittity bip! [uses finger to curse inflatable, making it pop] You're cursed. [uses magic to create an orange inflatable horse] Here you go.
- Mo: Thanks, Dutchy! [laughs, punches Flying Dutchman, making his arm fall off, laughs, then leaves]
- [As Mo leaves, the inflatable horse turns its head around and winks at the Flying Dutchman.]
- Flying Dutchman: [laughing as he puts his arm back on]
- SpongeBob: [approaching kettlebell] Ooh, I'd like to check out the weights. [tries to lift kettlebell, and accidentally tosses it onto the Dutchman's tail] Whoa!
- Flying Dutchman: Ah! [lifts tail from underneath weight]
- SpongeBob: Never mind, I'll keep on browsing.
- Flying Dutchman: Enough of your shenanigans! Either you [pokes SpongeBob] buy something, or you [points to door] get out!
- SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr. Store Man, sir. It's just so hard to decide.
- Flying Dutchman: [rubs hands together] How about you tell me how much money you have, and I'll tell you what you can afford?
- SpongeBob: Great idea! [lifts head, takes small purse out of pants] Let's see. Hmm. [taking stuff out of purse, muttering, takes out shiny penny] I have a shiny new penny.
- Flying Dutchman: [eyes turn to pennies, then into flames] [yelling] Huh? A penny? You can't buy anything for a penny! [grabs hold of SpongeBob] Wait, there is one thing. Over in that gumball machine.
- [Camera pans over to the gumball machine, and lightning strikes.]
- SpongeBob: Oh, thank you! [leaps to gumball machine] Yay!
- Flying Dutchman: [sighs] That there sponge be exhausting. [goes behind counter, groaning]
- SpongeBob: [off-screen] Oh, Mr. Shopkeep, the gumball machine stole my penny.
- Flying Dutchman: [eye twitches] Ugh. [approaches machine, reaching inside for a gumball] Let me get that for ya. [hands SpongeBob an orange gumball]
- SpongeBob: Nah, orange tickles my nose.
- Flying Dutchman: [tosses gumball, growling, hands SpongeBob a red gumball]
- SpongeBob: Ooh, [takes gumball, uses monocular to examine it] hmm. Too round. [gives Dutchman back gumball, who tosses it aside]
- [The Flying Dutchman sequentially gives SpongeBob several gumballs.]
- SpongeBob: No, no, no. Ooh, put that one in the "maybe" pile. [several gumballs are now on the floor] No, no, no, no. [the Dutchman pulls out the last gumball, gasps] Perfect!
- Flying Dutchman: Really? You'll take it? One moment. Ooh, I'm gonna triple curse this one. Yabba dabba bibbity bip, [curses gumball] you're cursed. Have a nice day. [gives SpongeBob the gumball]
- SpongeBob: [takes gumball] Thank you, Dutchie! [slips on gumballs, leaves store] Whoa!
- Flying Dutchman: [rubs hands together] Now to see my curses in action. [disappears in a cloud of smoke]
- [The Flying Dutchman flies over to the Dinghy Cabin, where SpongeBob is taking his new gumball back inside.]
- SpongeBob: [laughing, entering cabin, where Patrick and Sandy are playing checkers] Look, I got us a gumball!
- Sandy: [the Dutchman's head phases inside the cabin] I'll split 'er up! [chops gumball into thirds, each landing into their mouths] Hi-yah!
- [All three chew their gumball pieces, and each blow a green glowing bubble that pops and turns into a green creature.]
- Ghosts: [growling]
- SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: [all screaming, running away]
- Flying Dutchman: [cackles]
- Sandy: [ghost chews on her helmet] Hey, I ain't no gumball, ya big galoot! [starts running] Ahh!
- SpongeBob: [being flinged from the bunk bed by another ghost, laughing]
- Patrick: [being grabbed by another ghost] Ahh! [gets chewed up, then blown into a bubble that pops and lands on the ghost's face]
- Ghost: [groans]
- Flying Dutchman: [exits cabin] Looks like I gummed up their evening. [laughing, flies over to the Yacht Cabin] Hmm.
- [Inside the Yacht Cabin, Rea and Roh are trapped in a spider web, where the toothbrush creature brushes their mouths.]
- Rea and Roh: [both whimpering]
- Roh: Oh, it's too minty fresh!
- Flying Dutchman: [laughs from window] Remember to brush after every squeal! [laughs] Whoo-hoo!
- [The Flying Dutchman flies over to Mo, where she is riding her inflatable over Lake Yuckymuck against her will.]
- Mo: Whoa! [screaming] Ah!
- Inflatable horse: [whinnies]
- [Mo bumps into the back of the wise kraken, and her inflatable squirts water in the kraken's face.]
- Flying Dutchman: Looks like her horsey tuend into a night "mare"! [inflatble rams into wise kraken again, laughs and flies off]
- Wise kraken: Hey, I'm working this side of the pond, all right? [rimshot plays as he sinks into the lake]
- [Cut back to the General Store, where it is still stormy outside.]
- Flying Dutchman: [poofs behind counter] This turned out great. [lounges] I shoulda got me a job centuries ago. [gasps as his previous customers come inside with their items, angry]
- Roh: Unacceptable!
- Customers and ghosts: [all yelling]
- Mo: You sold us defective merchandise!
- Rea: We want our money back!
- Flying Dutchman: [laughs] Fools, I'm a [turns back to usual self] ghost! I'm not bound to the whimpering wants of mere mortals.
- Sandy: Sure, but as an employee of the camp store, you are bound by its return policy.
- Flying Dutchman: Hmm? [looks at sign behind him] 24-hour return policy? Curses!
- [The cursed items attack the Flying Dutchman.]
- Flying Dutchman: [shrieks]
- SpongeBob: [grabbing arm of ghost that wants to join in] Oh, what's wrong, new best friend? Do you want to join the angry mob?
- Ghost: [babbles affirmatively]
- SpongeBob: [lets it go] Oh, you go be you, buddy.
- [The ghost joins in on attacking the Flying Dutchman. Cut to the outside of the General Store, where the storm goes away and the customers exit, laughing and talking amongst each other.]
- Roh: That gives him something to think about.
- Flying Dutchman: [behind counter, groaning] That's it! I quit! [lifts up register and puts it back down] I hate retail. [register reads out "NO SOUL," disappears]
- [The Flying Dutchman's ship speeds off into the air, leaving behind firey tread marks.]
- Mr. Krabs: [opening store doors, seeing the chaos] Great Neptune, what happened here? [shuts doors, enters] Looks like that creepy old codger quit on me. [sighs] You just can't find good help these days. [sits behind counter, and the cursed creatures appear around him]
- [Cut to outside the store, where the storm returns.]
- Mr. Krabs: [screaming off-screen, camera irises out on store as episode ends]