The Bikini Bottom Museum of Everything is a museum that appears in the episode "Insecurity Guards" and the The Patrick Star Show episode "The Prehistoric Patrick Star Show."
Description[]
Exterior[]
It is a museum with a tall staircase, coral, and models of seahorse-like creatures sitting next to it. The museum's name is shown at the front in purple text written on a pearl, which is inside a model of a clam. It has a round, yellow roof with a clam in front of it.
Interior[]
Employee locker room[]
It is a very smelly, old and somewhat dirty locker room with a brown door used to get in and out. There is a "Don't Cross" sign in front of one of the lockers.
Main lobby[]
There are four doors going into the lobby, with a café and a gift store. There are artifacts all over the area inside glass domes, and there are also stairs going down.
History exhibit[]
At the entrance of the history exhibit, there is a large skeleton of a dinosaur, the model of the evolution of the sponge, and an extinct woolly mollusk replica.
Pat-Lantis[]
It is an area that is related to Patrick. One sculpture shows an old Patrick holding the Earth, and another sculpture shaped like a building. Inside that sculpture lays another one with Patrick sitting on a toilet. A Patrick mummy is also in this area as well.
Art exhibit[]
Many famous art can be found in this exhibit of the museum, them being parodies of their real-life counterparts. There is also a bin, the area only for trash.
Policies[]
In the Bikini Bottom Museum of Everything, there are a couple of policies that people who visit the museum have to follow. These policies however do not apply to employees of the museum or at least that is what Patrick believed was true:
- Museum visitors cannot touch anything at the museum.
- Museum visitors cannot run, though stampeding is allowed.
- Museum visitors cannot steal anything.
- Museum visitors cannot use any flash photography.
Role in series[]
SpongeBob SquarePants[]
"Insecurity Guards"[]
It is the main location where the majority of the episode takes place. Patrick is a security guard at the museum. SpongeBob becomes an employee and is given instructions on being a security guard by Patrick. Meanwhile, Squidward tries to get a painting of his in the museum. Since the painting is rejected by the museum, he attempts to break in and hang it up, which he successfully does, much to his delight, but ends up going to jail as well.
The Patrick Star Show[]
"The Prehistoric Patrick Star Show"[]
When the prehistoric Star family sink in cave Granny Tentacles' tar pool, their remains are fossilized, dug up, and moved to the museum. In the present day, Patrick, Cecil, Squidina, and Bunny are touring the museum, and they laugh at the prehistoric Stars. GrandPat escapes the fossil and tells his family that they are smarter than they were in prehistoric times. As the family is walking away, they step in gum, and wind up getting stuck in it. Patrick and Cave Patrick laugh that things never truly change, and Bubblebassasaurus's skeleton eats the Star family, like he did in prehistoric times.