"Biddy Sitting" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season twelve. In this episode, SpongeBob and Patrick are victims of a hoax and end up babysitting a grumpy old woman who tries to escape by all means.



SpongeBob and Patrick started make their own business which is babysitting. SpongeBob and Patrick shows Squidward about babysitting by using him as a baby. But Squidward thinks that they are not good at babysitting. Until a mother asks them that she needs to babysit a bunch of babies. In a montage, the babies starts crying. Patrick makes funny faces to make the babies stop crying, Patrick uses SpongeBob for putting spoons in the holes to feed the babies, SpongeBob grabs dozens of plates falling from the shelf which the baby falls off and grabs it with a net but the plates fall. SpongeBob and Patrick has to take out the diapers, and puts them to sleep. The mom arrives seeing that SpongeBob is reading a bedtime story and Patrick sleeping with the babies, which the mom pays them.

After taking care of a bunch of babies an old lady named Mary asks them that she needs babysitting, SpongeBob asks Mary, where's the baby, she said she's inside and saying "I'm free!". SpongeBob and Patrick are trying find the baby but Patrick thinks that a pillow and a lamp is a baby.
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SpongeBob finds a wheelchair and hears snoring. SpongeBob thinks that he finds a baby, so he turns around the wheel chair he sees Mary's Mom mother sleepling. Patrick begins to frighten saying that "That is the most ugliest baby I've ever seen". SpongeBob says "All babies are so supposed to beautiful even the ugly ones". SpongeBob and Patrick doesn't know what her name is, Patrick thinks that she look she took in the bathtub too long, so SpongeBob and Patrick decided to name her Baby Prunes. While they started giggling Mary's Mom wakes up tells them "Where's Lazy Mary?". Patrick thinks that the baby says her first word. Mary yells "HELP HELP IT'S A ROBBERY!" and SpongeBob gives her pacifier. SpongeBob thinks that Baby Prunes is mimicking was she says which is babbling. Mary's Mom spits out the pacifier at Patrick saying that she's not babbling. Patrick begins to feed Mary's Mom with baby food, which Mary's Mom spits out the baby food to Patrick and eats it. Patrick begins to play with Mary's Mom with blocks, Mary's Mom trapped them in a prison cell made with blocks. They've been here in this prison cell for 3 hours, SpongeBob makes a jailbreak on the left, and Patrick makes jailbreak on the right which didn't break and starts shaking. Mary's Mom tries to escape by using her tongue as a key to open the front door. Until SpongeBob found her and sent her to bed. SpongeBob prepares a bath for Mary's Mom and Patrick begins to faze out. Mary's Mom uses the secret door so she can escapes. SpongeBob begins to make her a bath but he couldn't find any baby items in here.
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"Happy Birthday to Mother on her 137th Birthday"

So he looked at a medicine cabinet and found a birthday card that says "Happy Birthday to Mother on her 137th Birthday" until SpongeBob figure it out that Baby Prunes is an old lady. Mary's Mom uses her tongue as a key to open the front door, but Patrick continues to faze out thinks that Mary's Mom is a puppy. Mary's Mom began to bark and Patrick opens the front door to think that Mary's Mom is a puppy. SpongeBob is about to tell Patrick that Baby Prunes isn't a baby she's an old lady but it was too late, he let Mary's Mom out of the house. So they began to scream and run around in circles. SpongeBob asks Patrick that "If you were an old lady, where would you go." But Patrick doesn't know, he thinks go back in time. SpongeBob asks Patrick that "What about a sewing circle, Patrick thinks a sewing circle back in time, and continues to run around in circles, and SpongeBob grabs Patrick.

In the sewing circle SpongeBob kicks the door, to see that Mary's Mom is in there. Until a group of old ladies spit on there cloth to rub on SpongeBob and Patrick. Meanwhile Mary's Mom is having fun from riding a surfboard with lava, goes skydiving, and lands on a hay stack. While SpongeBob and Patrick still searching Mary's Mom they found her at boxing match. Mary's Mom found her babysitters which she hits them, land on a coral tree, and hits them as punching bags. The episode ends with Mary's Mom getting tired and begins to sleep, while SpongeBob and Patrick grabs Mary's Mom to takes her home.


The episode was confirmed by Vincent Waller on June 29, 2019.[3]


 ) Associated production music
 ) Original music
 ) SpongeBob music
  Riverboat Rumpas - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Title card]

  Tentically Speaking - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Opening]
  Toy Piano - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [Squidward dressed as a baby]
  Hot Steel and Slide Licks (b) - Jeremy Wakefield ["No one in the right mind will ever hire you as babysitters!"]
  Domestic Chores - Joseph Engleman [Mother hires SpongeBob and Patrick as her babies' babysitters]
  Daisy Chain - Harold Smart [Babies crawling around the house]
  Unknown Track 46 - Nicolas Carr [Patrick pulls out a pair of feeding bottles in chain]
  Retro Cool 03 095 D - Steve Sechi/Big Fish Audio [Patrick doing movements with them]
  Kiddy Kappers - Harry Breuer, Jean-Jacques Perrey [Montage of SpongeBob and Patrick babysitting]
  Little Garden - Johnny Hawksworth [Mother comes back home and pays SpongeBob and Patrick]
  Boy Scout - Harold Smart [Mary tells SpongeBob and Patrick to babysit her "baby"]
  Vibe Q Sting - Nicolas Carr [SpongeBob and Patrick shrug]
  Danse Comique - Kenny Graham [SpongeBob and Patrick looking for the "baby" at Mary's house]
  Trap Door - David Lindup [Mary's baby is actually her mother]
  Tom Fool - Van Phillips [Mary's mother discovers SpongeBob and Patrick babysitting her]
  ? [Patrick playing harmonica in the jail made of construction blocks]
  Breakout - Syd Dale [SpongeBob and Patrick jailbreak]
  Happy-Go-Lucky - Ernest Tomlinson [SpongeBob and Patrick put Mary's mother in a cradle]
  A Simple Conversation - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [Mary's mother escapes from the cradle]
  Trap Door - David Lindup ["WHOA! 137th birthday?!"]
  Five More Comical Cuts - Ronald Hanmer ["Uh? Is that a puppy I hear?"]
  Happy Links 6-9 - Paul Fenoulhet [Mary's mother escapes from the house]
  Eight Dramatic Bridges - Ronald Hanmer ["Patrick, she's not a baby!"]
  Grass Skirt Chase - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield ["That was no puppy, that was an old lady!"]
  Happy Links 6-9 - Paul Fenoulhet [Old ladies at nursing home]
  Breakout - Syd Dale [SpongeBob and Patrick enter the nursing home]
  Horror-Scope - Ronald Hanmer [Old ladies throw saliva in their handkerchiefs]
  Eight Dramatic Bridges - Ronald Hanmer [Old ladies pass their handkerchiefs through SpongeBob and Patrick]
  Monster Wave - Nicolas Carr, Fabian Fernandez, James King [Mary's mother doing extreme activities]
  Hot Steel and Slide Licks (q) - Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob and Patrick still looking for Mary's mother]
  Boxing Greats #2 - Jack Shaindlin [SpongeBob and Patrick discover Mary's mother at the boxing stadium]
  Aquarium - Eric Gemsa, Bernard Rabaud [Mary's mother gets tired]
  Aloha Lui Lui - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Mary's mother falls asleep]
  Hot Steel and Slide Licks (V) - Jeremy Wakefield ["Ew, that's me."]
  ? [Ending]



  • Although this episode premiered in 2020, it was made in 2019 according to the credits.
    • Also this episode premiered in Amazon Prime in Canada 6 months before being aired in the USA.
  • The title is a pun on "babysitting," referencing the babysitting theme of the episode and the elderly woman's irritability.
  • When this episode first premiered, it was paired up with "Who R Zoo?."
    • Coincidentally both of these episodes are about SpongeBob and Patrick making their own business.
  • This episode marks the second major appearance of Mary's mother since "Chocolate with Nuts."
  • Some of the surfers from "SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One" briefly reappear in this episode when they are surfing on lava out of a volcano.
  • This episode reveals that Mary's mother is at least 137 years old.
  • This is the third episode in which SpongeBob and Patrick babysit a child together. The first is "Rock-a-Bye Bivalve" and the second is "Squid Baby."
  • This is the third episode in which Squidward is seen as a baby. The first was "Goo Goo Gas" and the second was "Squid Baby." Although, unlike those two, he is only dressed like one in this episode rather than becoming one.
  • This episode was originally going to premiere in Australia and New Zealand on February 15, 2020, but got delayed to February 22 to coinside with the Best Buddies Ever event.[citation needed]


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First there were eight babies

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Now there were six babies

  • SpongeBob and Patrick were assigned to babysit eight babies. In the montage of them babysitting, there were six babies.


SpongeBob SquarePants Babysitters Nickelodeon UK

SpongeBob SquarePants Babysitters Nickelodeon UK


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