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This article is the transcript for cutscenes of the video game, Battle for Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated, which was released on June 23, 2020.

First sentence[]

  • French Narrator: Welcome to Bikini Bottom, a normally peaceful undersea sanctuary, today it will be transformed into a theater of pure horror, we're in our little yellow friend will play the starring role.
  • [The camera zooms out to show the Chum Bucket, then the inside to show Plankton next to a machine.]
  • Plankton: Today's the big day. I have devised an ingenious plan to finally steal the Krabby Patty formula. If Bikini Bottom happens to get demolished in the process, oh well. With my brand new Duplicatotron 3000. I'll clone an army of robots that will wreak mayhem and destruction at my command. One last review of the checklist, let's see, item number one: is Plankton a genius? Answer: yes. Okay checklist complete throw on the switch. Welcome my perfectly obedient robot army. Hang on. I want to get a photo for my scrapbook Hey. Hello? What do you think your doing? Oh. No. No. No. Wait, wait, but I'm your master. I made you. No! No! My good China!
  • SpongeBob: Another perfect day playing robots and racehorses.
  • Patrick: Yeah, only I keep getting the racehorses and the robots mixed up.
  • SpongeBob: Wouldn't be great if we hand real robots to play with Patrick? I'd name mine Robo Jr. Or Zorlon, or maybe Frankie.
  • Patrick: Yeah, these unreal robots are getting boring, hey, what if we put the robots in here?
  • SpongeBob: Oh how shell-fish of you.
  • Patrick: It's not just any shell, it's my magic wishing shell.
  • SpongeBob: Wow! That's great Patrick.
  • Patrick: So, we put they toy robots in here.
  • SpongeBob: Okay.
  • Patrick: Then we say the magic wishing words. And shake the magic wishing shell.
  • SpongeBob: Okay.
  • Patrick: Then we go to sleep, and in the morning, we'll have real robots to play with.
  • SpongeBob: But Patrick, aren't we going to say the magic wishing words?
  • Patrick: You're already did.
  • SpongeBob: So okay is the magic wishing word?
  • Patrick: It used to be Alakazama-ala-balo-weesnaw-dinky-tana-fooshbarg-griddlebits-von-wiener-schnauzer. But I kept forgetting it.
  • SpongeBob: Are you sure this'll work?
  • Patrick: Sure. Last week, I only had one big cookie crumb, and I was really hungry, so I put my cookie crumb in the magic wishing shell. then i said the magic wishing word and shook it, and in the morning I had lots of little cookie crumbs.
  • SpongeBob: Patrick. I proclaim that tomorrow is going to be the best day ever.
  • Patrick: Goodnight SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: Goodnight Patrick.
  • [A Fodder is shown outside of SpongeBob's house.]
  • French Narrator: The next morning.
  • [The alarm goes off and SpongeBob is now awake and gets out of bed.]
  • SpongeBob: Gonna play with robots, gonna play with robots, gonna play with robots, gonna play with- Whoa! Uh Gary, did you do that?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah Gary, it sure looks like we're in a doozy of a pickle. I think I'm gonna have to learn a lot in order to fix this mess.
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: What a fantastic idea, these signs will provide important tips to help me out.
  • SpongeBob: Um, how does he read the signs?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Oh. Ok. Press this button to read the signs.
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: So if I want to come back and talk to you again, just walk up to you and press this button, I better get started now Gary, I think that this is going to be a very long day.
  • Realistic Fish Head: Breaking news, Bikini Bottom residents have been attacked by a raging torrent of robot horror.
  • SpongeBob: So much for fixing this quietly.
  • Realistic Fish Head: Authorities are not sure the who is responsible for unleashing the mechanical menaces, but they have assured us that the person is in big big trouble.
  • SpongeBob: Uh-oh.
  • Realistic Fish Head: Did I say big trouble? I meant so enormous that it's hard to comprehend trouble, we'll keep you posted as this tragic story unfolds. Tragically, we're sure.
  • SpongeBob: A note from Mr. Krabs. And it even smells sweaty just like him.
  • Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there, SpongeBob, as the faithful crew member of the Krusty Krab, you've been, err... promoted to head for any object collector.
  • SpongeBob: Wow! A promotion.
  • Mr. Krabs: That's right a promotion, so what this here new job entails, is you collecting all these shiny objects that the robots are leaving behind and bringing them to me, now stop sea-horsing around and get busy collecting.
  • French Narrator: Ah, there's nothing like the sounds of your own neighborhood.
  • Plankton: Go away SpongeBob, you're polluting my thinking space.
  • SpongeBob: Trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula again, eh Plankton? Well you won't get away with it.
  • Plankton: I've got bigger fish to fry, I've got to figure out how to regain control of the chum bucket from those robots.
  • SpongeBob: Where did they come from?
  • Plankton: Where? Umm... I don't know. Not from me, though. That's for sure. They just showed up out of nowhere and started calling me rude names and throwing things. They even bent all my spoons. I love those spoons like they were my children.
  • SpongeBob: That's terrible.
  • Plankton: Oh won't you help me stop them? Before they bend all my forks?
  • SpongeBob: Not the forks! Of course I'll help. But wait. I'm supposed to collect a whole lot of golden spatulas.
  • Plankton: Golden spatulas eh? SpongeBob if you could get me back into the Chum Bucket. I'll give you a bucket full of golden spatulas, in your dreams.
  • SpongeBob: You've got a deal.
  • Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, this flapping robot crisis is makin the Krusty Krab lose money like a sinking ship, no money means no more Krusty Krab, no more Krusty Krab means no more fry cooking for you.
  • SpongeBob: [sniffs] No more fry cooking?
  • Mr. Krabs: But because you're gullible. I'm gonna help you out, and of course make a small profit in return. I've got a few golden spatulas that I'll be willing to trade to you for some of those shiny objects.
  • SpongeBob: You will?
  • Mr. Krabs: Of course, what are employers for? Besides them shiny objects is worth lots of money. Your treasure chests looking a bit light boy, do you think I've got bilge water on the brain? I ain't runnin' a charity here, come back when you've got enough shiny objects to trade.
  • SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, nice sock.
  • Patrick: What sock?
  • SpongeBob: The one you're standing on.
  • Patrick: Oh that one, it's lost.
  • SpongeBob: Well if that one's lost where are your other socks?
  • Patrick: Oh they're more lost, a bunch of robots came through here and stole my old sock collection. I could use some help getting them back.
  • SpongeBob: Sure thing Patrick, what are best friends for?
  • Patrick: Ok then, for every 10 socks you bring back to me. I'll give you uh... a golden turkey baster.
  • SpongeBob: You mean spatula?
  • Patrick: Bless you.
  • Bubble Buddy: Hey SpongeBob. I just dropped by to give you a bubble hand.
  • SpongeBob: Bubble Buddy.
  • Bubble Buddy: You see, you're going to need to learn some new bubble-blowing moves, if you're going to journey to the ninth dimension and defeat the giant monkey man.
  • SpongeBob: But uh... All I need to do is figure out how to get rid of these robots.
  • Bubble Buddy: Oh, yeah, sorry. I've been in the soap bottle a little too long. Where were we?
  • SpongeBob: Uh, something about new bubble moves?
  • Bubble Buddy: Right, press this button and you'll launch yourself straight up in the air with bubble power that defeats anything that is directly above you, try it out.
  • Squidward: First those stupid robots ruined a perfectly relaxing mud bath this morning, and now you show up, can my day get any more dreary?
  • SpongeBob: I am so sorry Squidward, Patrick and I were just playing a game and-
  • Squidward: Oh! I correct myself. I should have known that whole robot problem involved both of you.
  • SpongeBob: Squidward, I don't know what to do. How can I fix everything?
  • Squidward: Why don't you move to another town? That should help out more than enough. Ha! Move to another town. I crack me up. But seriously just jump around like an idiot. That should at least make me smile.
  • Squidward: Okay, okay, okay, just stop jumping will you? If you take this golden spatula, will you please go away?
  • SpongeBob: See Squidward. I knew that you could help me out, you're the best.
  • Squidward: Don't touch me.

Jellyfish Fields[]

  • French Narrator: Ah, the rolling green hills of jellyfish fields, a place to experience nature and it's the most raw, and sometimes a bit tender from the stings.
  • [Squidward is shown screaming and running away from a Fodder, then three jellyfish zap him causing him to fly through the air and land on the ground.]
  • Squidward: Oww...
  • [The Fodder laughs and then leaves.]
  • Squidward: Oww!
  • SpongeBob: Squidward. Are you okay?
  • Squidward: No I'm not okay you barnacle head! Do I look like I'm okay?
  • SpongeBob: Well your nose does look pretty big. I mean bigger than usual because it's usually pretty big, and you look clammy. And- Oh my gosh! Your bald!
  • Squidward: I've always been bald, but now I'm stung all over.
  • SpongeBob: Well, according to the jellyfisher Field Manual, severe jellyfish stings can be treated effectively by applying a thick layer of King jellyfish jelly to the affected areas. [gulps] K-k-k-ing J-j-j-jellyfish?
  • Squidward: Well I guess you're off to scale Spork Mountain and die a horrible death under the vicious tentacles of king jellyfish. I'll stay here, balled up here in excruciating pain.
  • SpongeBob: [in a manly voice] You do that, don't worry Squidward. I'll bring back that King jellyfish jelly for you to rub all over yourself.
  • SpongeBob: Hey Gary, what's shaking?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Wow! A bungee jump. For a golden spatula. I must be in... heaven.
  • SpongeBob: Wow! Mermaid Man. I have all your comics and toys and mail.
  • Mermaid Man: Eh, huh, what? Oh yeah, it's that sponge kid, now what was I suppose to tell you?
  • SpongeBob: That Patrick is surrounded by robots and needs my help.
  • Mermaid Man: Huh? Oh-no, I think it had something to do with massaging my feet.
  • SpongeBob: Well if massaging your feet will save Patrick, then massage I must.
  • Patrick: Help! They're making me hit myself.
  • SpongeBob: Massaging your feet isn't working. I think I better try a more direct approach.
  • Mermaid Man: By clipping my toenails?
  • SpongeBob: Here I come Patrick.
  • Patrick: Hey SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: Whew! Thank goodness your safe Patrick.
  • Patrick: Well of course SpongeBob, why wouldn't I be?
  • SpongeBob: Well the robots and the-
  • Patrick: Oh yeah, I found this for ya. I don't know what it is, but it looks important.
  • SpongeBob: Thanks, Patrick. I tell you what, all that running around has left me pooped. Why don't you continue on for a bit?
  • Patrick: Ok.
  • Plankton: Hey you barnacle head! Watch where your going!
  • Patrick: The rock... is talking to me. Oh mighty rock, I am at your command.
  • Plankton: Down here you big pink lummox.
  • Patrick: Oh, hi there Mr. Plankton. Are you going to vaporize me?
  • Plankton: So, very, tempting. Unfortunately I've found myself in the undesirable position of having to assist you.
  • Patrick: I was in an undesirable position yesterday, and now my neck hurts.
  • Plankton: Heed my words my large future minion, go into jellyfish cave, follow the instructions on the signs that you see, at the end of the caves you'll still be a big pink idiot, but you'll know enough to help me defeat the robots and get me back into the chum bucket.
  • Patrick: Well then will you vaporize me?
  • Plankton: I might spare your life so i can force you to work in my sweatshop making low quality designer knockoff wallets.
  • Patrick: Oh. Thank you.
  • Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there. Squidward tells me your looking for the king jellyfish.
  • Patrick: Yes.
  • Mr. Krabs: Good thing too, that monster has been stinging all my good customers in their poop decks. I hear that you can find him on top of old Spork Mountain here. Go hook that beast sailor.
  • Patrick: Oh boy Mr. Krabs. I'll see what I can do.
  • Patrick: Hello Mrs. Puff.
  • Mrs. Puff: Hello Patrick, I got a job for you to do.
  • Patrick: Oh boy.
  • Mrs. Puff: I found a golden spatula, but those robots out on the island stole it and threw it into the lake. If you can figure out how to get it back, your welcome to it.
  • Patrick: Sho'nuff Mrs. Puff.
  • Mrs. Puff: Well done Patrick. Your a real star.
  • Patrick: Can I get a cookie?
  • Mrs. Puff: No.
  • SpongeBob: Bubble Buddy. Gosh, everyone is trying to help me out today.
  • Bubble Buddy: Step quietly there, that king jellyfish is just at the top of this path. Good luck, you'll need it.
  • SpongeBob: Thanks Bubble Buddy.
  • SpongeBob: I knew that King jellyfish was big, but who knew he had such a beautiful voice?
  • Squidward: Oh, yeah, Oh that feels so much better.
  • SpongeBob: Anything for my best friend Squidward, can I rub some on?
  • Squidward: Um, what if I just gave you this?

Downtown Bikini Bottom[]

  • French Narrator: Downtown Bikini Bottom, once a bustling metropolis, now a debris covered crater.
  • Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, the robots are destroying Downtown Bikini Bottom, we have to evacuate.
  • SpongeBob: Alright, but it's gonna take a while to get all this dust.
  • Mrs. Puff: Not vacuum. Evacuate, we have to get everyone to safety.
  • SpongeBob: Can we just load them up in the boats?
  • Mrs. Puff: That won't do any good.
  • SpongeBob: Why not?
  • Because the robots have taken all the steering wheels.
  • SpongeBob: Couldn't we just drive in a straight line.
  • Mrs. Puff: No, there are too many turns.
  • SpongeBob: Those fiends, they thought of everything. Never fear Mrs. Puff. I'll get those steering wheels back
  • Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, if you're involved. I always fear, but i tell you what, if you can pull this off. I'll give you a golden spatula.
  • SpongeBob: How 'bout a driver's license instead?
  • Mrs. Puff: Nice try.
  • Bubble Buddy: This door is locked from the inside, who would do such a thing?
  • SpongeBob: Hi Gary.
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Yes thanks for noticing. I have been working out.
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Not done? Doesn't that mean-
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Oh that's the entrance to the rooftops which leads to the lighthouse? Aha! There's another golden spatula. I could really use that.
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: What do you mean get Sandy to help me? I can get though this.
  • Gary: Meow. Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Oh that gap looks big. Okay I'm definitely not making that jump. How is anyone going to get across there? Uh-oh. More robots. Holy Dutchman's Ghost! That gap looks impossible. It's impassable. Okay, okay. I'll go get Sandy to help me out.
  • Sandy: Hey Larry, what's shakin'?
  • Larry: Sandy, boy am I glad to see you. I need your help, my TV reception has been terrible lately. I need to have someone replace my old antenna with this shiny new one.
  • Sandy: Yessir, that there antenna is shinier than a $3 bill, well, why don't you replace it yourself?
  • Larry: I'm not really much of a jumper.
  • Sandy: So what's jumpin' got to do with it?
  • Larry: Because the old antenna is up there.
  • Sandy: Woo! That's taller than a glass of Texas iced tea.
  • Larry: The robots have blocked off that building and I can't do all those fancy moves you and SpongeBob do to get across these gaps, all I could do is flex, wanna see?
  • Sandy: Yeah great, so what are you gonna do with the old antenna?
  • Larry: Oh that? It's yours if you replace it with a new one.
  • Sandy: Well I have been getting bad TV reception in the treedome. Okay Larry, you got a deal.
  • Mr. Krabs: Ah there you are boy, someone's broken the sea needle.
  • SpongeBob: That's horrible, the sea needle is the cradle of crochet corner.
  • Mr. Krabs: Yes, yes it is. But what's more important is that there are tikis and shiny objects just outside the windows.
  • SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, how can you think of money at a time like this?
  • Mr. Krabs: Easy. I just clear my mind. Money, money, money. Now listen here boy, you know that I'll give you golden spatulas if you bring me shiny objects, but I'm going to sweeten the deal, if you can break all the tikis here at the sea needle. I'll give you a bonus golden spatula.
  • SpongeBob: Why would I want to break the tikis Mr. Krabs?
  • Mr. Krabs: Uh, because they were laughing at you and calling you funny names.
  • SpongeBob: What kind of funny names?
  • Mr. Krabs: Um, you know, SpongeBob ButtPants.
  • SpongeBob: That's not very funny.
  • Mr. Krabs: Uh, no, but they said your mom was ugly.
  • SpongeBob: Ugly?! Alright Mr. Krabs, break them I shall, you've got a deal.
  • Mr. Krabs: Good work boy, here's the golden spatula like I promised.
  • Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, I'm impressed how did you find them?
  • SpongeBob: Well there were these robots, i met sandy, and the lighthouse was-
  • Mrs. Puff: Okay, okay. Sorry I asked, here's the golden spatula that I promised you.
  • SpongeBob: Thanks Mrs. Puff. Now I'll help you guys evacuate.
  • Mrs. Puff: But SpongeBob, you don't have a driver's license.
  • SpongeBob: Oh don't I?
  • Mrs. Puff: No, no you don't.
  • SpongeBob: Well if I don't, then what's this?
  • Mrs. Puff: A library card.
  • SpongeBob: Oh.

Goo Lagoon[]

  • French Narrator: Ah Goo Lagoon, A sun drenched beach of sludge at the bottom of the sea. But, all is not well here "en" paradise.
  • Larry: SpongeBob, do I looked burned?
  • SpongeBob: Well you do look a little red.
  • Larry: Barnacles! That darn robot.
  • SpongeBob: Robot?!
  • Larry: Yeah, a big robot stole everybody's sunscreen.
  • SpongeBob: Oh-no! Everyone will burn, and then they'll get all itchy and peel exactly.
  • Larry: Exactly, you can't spend a day at the beach without sunscreen. That sun is way too hot. That robot is out on the island, nobody can get to him. SpongeBob, maybe you can use those sun reflectors to point the sun's rays on that robot, if you hit one of the buttons on the side of a lifeguard tower, the reflector will turn, connect all the towers and the light will shoot right out of the big reflector on the island, then all you have to do is swim out to the island and turn the big reflector onto the robot. I'll stay here and protect the babes.
  • SpongeBob: But I uh... can't swim.
  • Mrs. Puff: Oh-no, the children's balloons have been overfilled, they're carrying the children out of control.
  • SpongeBob: I don't know Mrs. Puff, it looks like they're having a lot of fun.
  • Mrs. Puff: Yes too much fun if you ask me, you can save the children by bubble bashing each of the balloons, bubble bash all the balloons then come see me for a reward.
  • SpongeBob: Can do Mrs. Puff.
  • Mrs. Puff: My hero! You've saved the children, here's a golden spatula as a reward.
  • Bubble Buddy: SpongeBob. I heard that you are collecting golden spatulas.
  • SpongeBob: Yes Bubble Buddy. I am, have you seen one?
  • Bubble Buddy: Why yes, we were having a sandcastle contest, and somebody put a golden spatula on the top.
  • SpongeBob: If I had a castle, I'd name it Fort Patty Town the third and Fort Patty Town the third would have a big bake sale every Monday.
  • Bubble Buddy: Uhh... the golden spatula?
  • SpongeBob: Oh at the top of the sand castle. Right. That should be easy to reach.
  • Bubble Buddy: Well perhaps you should see for yourself.
  • SpongeBob: Hello Gary, what's new?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: You don't say? Squidward bought a new sweater? Oh he's so crazy.
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: And there's a golden spatula at the end of this cave. Wow!
  • Mr. Krabs: Sorry lad, but the carnival is closed. A pesky robot has taken over me ticket booth. And worse, me money. If you help me get rid of that no-good robot. I'll give you a big reward.
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, that's not exactly what i had in mind. I hope my insurance covers all this. Why don't you try something less expensive... er, I mean dangerous. I need them robots cleared out of the bumper boats. When you've destroyed them all, come back and see me.
  • Larry: Congratulations SpongeBob, you're king of the beach. Here have a golden spatula.

Poseidome[]

  • Neptune: I have brought you two here to face a great challenge.
  • SpongeBob: I've got nerves of steel, and muscles of sand.
  • Patrick: And eyes of jelly.
  • Neptune: My Poseidome has been breached! By a mighty for who you must vanquish.
  • SpongeBob: Bring it on your highness. Bring! It! On!
  • Johnny: In this corner, defending the Poseidome, a small square guy. And his challenger, a huge murderous robot shaped like a squirrel.
  • SpongeBob: Er... I think I need to get home. To feed Gary.
  • Patrick: I wanna play! I wanna play!
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, we're not playing, we're fighting for our lives.
  • Patrick: I wanna play! I wanna play!
  • SpongeBob: Oh, alright.
  • Patrick: That was fun, okay SpongeBob. Your turn.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, uh... whee. [gulps]
  • Neptune: That was quite a battle, tell him what he's won Johnny.
  • Johnny: It's a new power, the bubble bowl. But wait there's more, a golden spatula. And that's not all, a gift certificate for 5 dollars and 32 cents two Deans Little Shop of dried fish flakes and flowers.
  • SpongeBob: Oh thank you, it all means so much. I... I... I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
  • Neptune: Cry all you want, but not here, we just waxed the floors.

Bikini Bottom (Second area)[]

  • SpongeBob: Hey Plankton.
  • Plankton: Yes? what is it?
  • SpongeBob: I was just wondering why all the robots seem to be coming from inside the Chum Bucket.
  • Plankton: Have they? I really haven't noticed.
  • SpongeBob: Um yeah. And then there's that big flashing neon sign that says robot headquarters.
  • [Cuts to the sign on the Chum Bucket then back to Plankton.]
  • Plankton: SpongeBob I'm your friend right?
  • SpongeBob: No, not really.
  • Plankton: Exactly and as your non-friend. I worry about you. Like right now you're thinking too much. I'm worried you might really hurt yourself. Tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna think for you. This way you won't hurt yourself and you can just keep working on getting me into the Chum Bucket.
  • SpongeBob: Thanks Plankton, you're the best non friend a friend could have, no more thinking for me.
  • Bubble Buddy: Let me teach you how to bowl a bubble. Press this button and you'll Bowl a bubble that can knock down robots from a safe distance.
  • SpongeBob: Wow!
  • Bubble Buddy: Remember though, the bubble bowl only works on things that are close to the ground.
  • SpongeBob: Got it.
  • SpongeBob: Wow, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! My heroes! Hit me with a water ball! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
  • Barnacle Boy: We don't do that stuff anymore kid. We're retired.
  • Mermaid Man: Is that the TV repairman?
  • Barnacle Boy: No it's that excited sponge kid again.
  • Mermaid Man: Oh. Are you sure he can't fix the TV?
  • SpongeBob: Mermaid Man, t'would be my greatest honor to fix your television.
  • Mermaid Man: Goody.
  • Barnacle Boy: Hey Spongekid, you really want to help out?
  • SpongeBob: Oh boy, would I!
  • Barnacle Boy: Okay then, but lighten up a bit on the enthusiasm. You're making my bowels act up. We've got a little problem with some robots down in the Mermalair. Are you sure you're up to this task?
  • SpongeBob: Absolutely, Barnacle Boy.
  • Barnacle Boy: Well go over to the couch to access the Mermalair, we'll meet you down there.
  • Mermaid Man: Is it pudding night yet?

Mermalair[]

  • Mermaid Man: Eeeevilll!
  • SpongeBob: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
  • Mermaid Man: Ahh!
  • Mermaid Man: You shouldn't sneak up on Mermaid Man like that, his heart's not so good. Come to think of it, nothing on him is that good anymore.
  • SpongeBob: Sorry Mermaid Man, it's just that I'm always so excited to see you two! Standing in your awesome presence gives me the chills of justice! See, I've got goosebumps on my goosebumps on my goosebumps on my goosebumps on my-
  • Mermaid Man: Alright kid, knock it off just tell us what you want?
  • SpongeBob: Well I really want a new pair of sunglasses. Patrick sat on my old ones.
  • Barnacle Boy: That's not what I meant.
  • Mermaid Man: Actually it's a good thing you showed up, young sponge of goodness!
  • SpongeBob: It is?
  • Barnacle Boy: It is?
  • Mermaid Man: Yes, a bunch of evil robots have taken over the Mermalair security system. It's up to you to shut it down and stop them.
  • Barnacle Boy: Why him? We're perfectly capable superheroes.
  • Mermaid Man: Because it's Thursday and we have a whole bunch of doctor's appointments.
  • Barnacle Boy: Aww fish sticks! I forgot.
  • Mermaid Man: Go talk to the Mermalair computer in the next room, she'll tell you what to do.
  • SpongeBob: I accept this awesome responsibility Mermaid Man, you won't be disappointed, shamed maybe, but not disappointed.
  • Mermaid Man: To the doctor's office. Away!
  • French Narrator: The Mermalair, secret fortress of the wrinkly superheroes. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
  • SpongeBob: Squidward, am I happy to see you, and not just the kind of happy you feel in the front of your knees but the kind of happy of feeling the back of your elbow. You'll never believe what's been happening.
  • Squidward: Yeah yeah. I've already been briefed by the geriatric duo. Those two old coots sent me in to get updated with the Mermalair Computer. But since you're here now. I'll let you do it, it's right over there. Look at this place. I mean puh-leeze! Would it kill them to lay down a few throw rugs? And all this wasted space. How did those two old fogies make all this?
  • SpongeBob: Oh that's easy. In episode 27, the Mermalair is invaded by the digging monsters of Bermuda and they-
  • Squidward: Never mind!
  • Mermaid Man: I got a job for somebody who can throw things.
  • Patrick: Leave it to us, I'm great at throwing things.
  • Mermaid Man: All you have to do is pick up a throw-fruit and throw it and each of those funnel machines.
  • Patrick: Thowo the throw-fruit?
  • Mermaid Man: No. throw the throw-fruit.
  • Patrick: Throw the tow-throot?
  • Mermaid Man: You might want to be quick about it, I tend to explode. I mean they tend to explode.
  • Mermaid Man: You did it. Now I can get some sleep.
  • Patrick: Hey I know you, you're that guy.
  • Barnacle Boy: Hmm... we're gonna need a lot more power to activate the Hydro-acoustic Doppler modulator. Do you think you can handle this?
  • Patrick: I could see Squidward's house from up here, and he's not wearing any pants. Oh wait, he never wears pants.
  • Barnacle Boy: Now listen up. There are eight cylinders over there. If you throw something at the cylinders, it'll turn around to the power side. Turn all eight cylinders around to the power side and I'll give you a reward.
  • Patrick: Sorry, what was that? I was watching Squidward.
  • Barnacle Boy: Just start turning those cylinders.
  • Barnacle Boy: Well done. Now there's enough power.
  • Patrick: What do you need all that power?
  • Barnacle Boy: Why my foot bath of course. Here, have a golden spatula.
  • Computer: In order for me to regain control of the security system, you need to press all the override buttons spread throughout the Mermalair. The first one is here.
  • SpongeBob (Manly voice): Press the buttons, got it.
  • Computer: When you have pressed them all you should return here to press the master shutdown button. You will be rewarded.
  • SpongeBob (Manly voice): Returned here, got it.
  • Computer: Are you listening to me?
  • SpongeBob (Manly voice): Listening, got it.
  • SpongeBob: Gary I see you've made your way down to the deepest recesses of the Mermalair.
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Oh you took the elevator. Well how do I get to the top of this room?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: You're right. I bet those tunnels will take me up to the top. good thinking Gary.
  • Mr. Krabs: Look boy, there's gold under that glass. Gold I say! My eyes are getting sweaty just looking at it all you have to do is get that great big ball into that there cup.
  • SpongeBob: How do I get the ball rolling Mr. Krabs?
  • Mr. Krabs: You start the process by bubble bowling up this ramp to hit that button, good luck SpongeBob my wallets counting on you.
  • Mr. Krabs: Well done SpongeBob. Now how's about givin' old Mr. Krabs that shiny gold. I'll give you a promotion.
  • SpongeBob: A promotion?!
  • Mr. Krabs: Sure you'll get a whole extra ten seconds added to your break time.
  • SpongeBob: Wow! A 20 second break! Do I dare? Nnnnnn.... I'm sorry Mr. Krabs as enticing as that sounds. I can't give this to you. I need every golden spatula I can get.
  • Mr. Krabs: I understand boy. I'll just dock thirty seconds from your break time instead.
  • SpongeBob: Wow! That means I have a -20 second break! Thanks Mr. Krabs.
  • Computer: I have regained control of the security system. Here is the reward I promised you. You have pressed all the security buttons now press the master shutdown button.
  • Barnacle Boy: Well the security system has been shut down and we got a good checkup.
  • SpongeBob: Hooray for justice and all its multisplendored glory.
  • Barnacle Boy: Yeah. Well justice boy, you also cut the power to the Mermalair VCS. That's villain containment system.
  • SpongeBob: Is that bad?
  • Barnacle Boy: Does Mermaid Man smell like sour milk?
  • Mermaid Man: Yes, yes I do.
  • Barnacle Boy: Oh-no. It looks like one of the villains is broken free.
  • Mermaid Man: What's that? An evildoer on the loose? Who is it? Man Ray? The Atomic Flounder? The Dirty Bubble?
  • Barnacle Boy: No, worse than that. He's your arch enemy. Prawn.
  • Mermaid Man: Prawn!
  • Prawn: Did someone call? Oh I thought maybe I was looking at superheroes, but now I see it's just a couple of pieces of gnarled driftwood.
  • Mermaid Man: Prawn! I'll never forgive you, you madman!
  • SpongeBob: What did Prawn do?
  • Barnacle Boy: The worst thing you can imagine, he put all of Mermaid Man's white clothes in the washer, with a red sock.
  • Mermaid Man: Everything I owned turned pink! Pink!
  • SpongeBob: How horrible!
  • Prawn: Personally I thought pink made your very pretty.
  • Mermaid Man: Really?
  • Prawn: Sure, pretty stupid. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Yikes. What is that yellow thing? Some kind of mold?
  • SpongeBob: I'm not mold, I'm a sponge. There's a cellular difference, a cellular difference.
  • Prawn: Yeah, yeah. Thanks for the lesson Dr. Science. See you later Pinkie.
  • Mermaid Man: By the seven seas! Prawn! I shall not rest until you are captured. But first. I shall have to change from my secret identity into Mermaid Man!
  • Barnacle Boy: You don't have a secret identity, you old coot. (To SpongeBob) Maybe you better take care of Prawn while I take care of this. (As Mermaid Man heads out)
  • SpongeBob (manly voice): I shall avenge you Mermaid Man.
  • (The Ham-Mer robots are now destroyed and Prawn is now frozen.)
  • Prawn: No. No. Not again. This is not fair. I got a frozen wedgie for this. Is this the end of Prawn?
  • Mermaid Man: Prawn is safely locked away again, thanks to you Frankie.
  • SpongeBob: My name's SpongeBob.
  • Mermaid Man: Here. I found this in my sock drawer next to a bunch of pink socks. (The golden spatula comes out) It's another golden spatula.
  • SpongeBob: Thank You Mermaid Man. I shall always live my life by your shining example. Like goodness and kindness.
  • (Mermaid Man appears)
  • Mermaid Man: Are you still here?
  • (Then he left)

Sandy's treedome[]

  • SpongeBob: Sandy! [already dried out] Your treedome is leaking!
  • Sandy: Them thar robots busting up the glass SpongeBob! I got a treehouse chock-full of robots and it's all your fault. So get in there and clean up your mess.
  • Sandy: Alrighty then. That's much better. I suppose you'll be needing this more than me.

Rock Bottom[]

  • French Narrator: Welcome to the dark depths of Rock Bottom. Home of strange creatures, and souvenir T-shirts.
  • Mrs. Puff: Oh SpongeBob, I'm actually glad you're here believe it or not.
  • SpongeBob: I'm glad I'm here too Mrs. Puff.
  • Mrs. Puff: The robots of stolen priceless artwork from the museum, if you can return it all to me. I'll reward you with a golden spatula.
  • SpongeBob: Why do you want all that artwork?
  • Mrs. Puff: Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to handle the answer to.
  • SpongeBob: Consider the artwork save Mrs. Puff.
  • SpongeBob: I gotta say Bubble Buddy for a bubble you really get around.
  • Bubble Buddy: SpongeBob, the robots are plundering rock bottom's museum, but they've broken the roadway leading up there, you'll have to be clever and find another route to get in.
  • SpongeBob: What if I lick all these stamps and mail myself?
  • Bubble Buddy: Could work, but perhaps being sneaky would be faster.
  • SpongeBob: Barancle Boy! Are you on patrol down here?
  • Barnacle Boy: No, this is my second job. I work security, now listen, If you want to reach the Golden Spatula you need to shut off the museum security system.
  • SpongeBob: Do you have to iron those pants or are they wrinkle free? Unlike you...
  • Barnacle Boy: Pay attention kid, this is serious stuff. Now if we don't get this robot thing resolved, Shady Shoals will shut down and I'll have to move back in with my son and his wife and his four screaming kids. Now, you see that vent on the other side of the museum?
  • SpongeBob: Yes, sir.
  • Barnacle Boy: That's where you exit the museum. Good luck kid.
  • SpongeBob: I won't let you down Barnacle Boy!
  • SpongeBob: Hey Gary, you're on an awful long walk aren't you?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: The Trench of Advanced Darkness huh? Sounds dark. Okay Gary. I'll be extra extra extra careful.
  • Sandy: Plankton. you best not be stirring up no trouble.
  • Plankton: Nonsense. I only want to help, help crush you all under my rise to power.
  • Sandy: What was that?
  • Plankton: Nothing. Say see those lasers there?
  • Sandy: You mean them things that look like fancy washing machines?
  • Plankton: To your puny brain I suppose. You'll need to turn on each one of those in order to cross the last part of the trench of advanced darkness.
  • Sandy: This better not be some trick varmint.
  • Sandy: Nothin' a little Southern elbow grease can't handle!
  • SpongeBob: Hey Mr. Krabs what are you doing?
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, I could have sworn me eyes saw a golden spatula here a minute ago, but I think it fell down this slide.
  • SpongeBob: Down the slide? it might have broken it's leg! I've got to save it!
  • Mr. Krabs: Go boy, go save that poor spatula!
  • Mr. Krabs: Nice job SpongeBob, That was some fancy slidn'.
  • SpongeBob: Thanks, I guess all that pant wax I brought has finally paid off.
  • SpongeBob: Last piece of artwork accounted for Mrs. Puff. I left no strange glowing stone unturned.
  • Mrs. Puff: Well now, nice work SpongeBob, the museum will finally be able to reopen, and here's your reward.

Sand Mountain[]

  • French Narrator: Sand mountain, where sea creatures go to enjoy an afternoon of falling down.
  • SpongeBob: Squidward, am I glad you're here, I need to borrow your toothbrush again.
  • Squidward: What? You've used it before?
  • SpongeBob: Oh yeah, lots of times. I figured if you didn't know you wouldn't mind.
  • Squidward: Fine, what do I care. I'm a wreck anyways. I try and get some exercise to relax from all this robot mess and now everything is ruined.
  • SpongeBob: Because of a toothbrush?
  • Squidward: No it's those blasted robots, they've taken over the ski slopes. How can i ski with those ugly things beating everyone up? Listen SpongeBob, you've gotta help me. I'm going to lose my marbles if i don't get some relaxation.
  • SpongeBob: I found if you keep your marbles in a bag, they don't get lost as often. In fact I've got mine right here. It's embroidered with this lovely-
  • Squidward: Forget the marbles! I've got a better idea. If you get rid of the robots at the bottom of every slope for me. I'll give you one of those golden spatulas.
  • SpongeBob: Well I don't know. It's hard to beat the extreme fun of marbles.
  • Squidward: Ok, ok. I'll give you one for each slope you're clear.
  • SpongeBob: Now that's a deal.
  • Mrs. Puff: I've gone down this hill a hundred times, usually rolling darn kids think it's funny to push me. But if you can beat my time down the hill. I'll give you a golden spatula.
  • Bubble Buddy: I fly like the wind and float like a sea-bee. If you can beat my time down the hill. I'll give you a golden spatula.
  • Larry: I'm the fastest there is. My time down this slope is unbeatable. I'll give you a golden spatula if you can beat my time.
  • Plankton: Hello my most favorite friend in the whole world. I found another golden spatula for you.
  • SpongeBob: Oh Boy! Can I have it?
  • Plankton: Sure, if you fall down to the bottom of this pit.
  • SpongeBob: Isn't there a safer way?
  • Plankton: It's always safety with you people. Hmm... I suppose you could Bungie down.
  • Squidward: Thank Neptune you did it, now I can go get my equipment and ski in peace.
  • SpongeBob: Actually I think that Patrick borrowed your equipment.
  • Squidward: What!? Who said he could do that?
  • SpongeBob: I did. I figured if you didn't know you wouldn't mind... again.
  • Squidward: Wouldn't mind!? Of course I mind. It's only the most expensive skiing equipment you can buy. And what does Patrick want with that stuff anyway? He doesn't even know how to ski.
  • (Cuts to Patrick)
  • Patrick: I want the warm now!

The Industrial Park[]

  • (Squidward was shown at the Industrial Park running away from Robo-Patrick as he tries to crashes Squidward then freeze him)
  • Sandy: Wow that robot look like Patrick. And it's breath seems just as bad.
  • SpongeBob: This day just doesn't seem to be getting any better.
  • Sandy: SpongeBob, hurry. Squidward's in more trouble than a chile relleno in a pan of grease. We have to help.
  • (Squidward was shown frozen)
  • SpongeBob: Your right Sandy, but if that robot really is like Patrick, he'll eat us for dessert. What should we do?
  • (Robo-Patrick was shown licking his ice cream.)
  • Sandy: Well we better figure something out. And pronto!
  • (A note is shown on the back of Robo-Patrick and it says "Kick me here!")
  • SpongeBob: Maybe that button on his back is a self-destruct. I'll try to hit it.
  • Sandy: Good idea SpongeBob, but it's time to stop yappin' and get to it.
  • (Robo-Patrick was hit and then burps and fells on the floor, SpongeBob was scared and then tries to run and then gets frozen)
  • Sandy: That does it! You've pushed this squirrel too far. Get ready for a hot fudge twister. Texas style.
  • SpongeBob: It's time to roll out some robot punishment.
  • (Robo-Patrick screams then blows up into many pieces.)
  • Squidward: Thanks for saving me guys. I never thought I'd say this SpongeBob, but I owe you. Big time.
  • SpongeBob: Thank Sandy, we still be popsicles if it wasn't for her.
  • Sandy: Aw shucks. You fellers are gonna make me blush.
  • SpongeBob: I think I have fudge my pants.

Bikini Bottom (Third area)[]

  • SpongeBob: I'm sorry Plankton, the Chum Bucket lab is locked up tight. I don't know if I'll ever get enough golden spatulas to get in.
  • Plankton: Yes it's the Chum Bucket security system. I decided myself it makes me so proud. It was meant to keep out the hateful throngs of the unwashed. Unfortunately I never figured I'd be on this side of it.
  • SpongeBob: So what are you gonna do Plankton?
  • Plankton: We (of course meaning you) are gonna have to go out there and get those golden spatulas. Or I'll never get back into the Chum Bucket to regain control of my robots.
  • SpongeBob: What was that?
  • Plankton: Oh uh, I said 'will I ever get back into the Chum Bucket to stain all my pots?' Yes.
  • SpongeBob: Hmmm, something's fishy here.
  • SpongeBob: What's wrong Mr. Krabs? You don't look so good.
  • Mr. Krabs: You gotta help me boy, the Krusty Krab has been overrun by a bunch of them hoodlum robots of yers. They've booted me out. And worse, they've got hold me beautiful shiny objects.
  • SpongeBob: Defiling the Krusty Krab?! Is there no end to their evil? What are we going to do Mr. Krabs?
  • Mr. Krabs: We (meaning you) are going to clear the robots out, get me back me restaurant, and most importantly, rescue me money.
  • Mr. Krabs: Whew! You had me worried there for a bit boy, worried for me money of course. (laughs) Here, take this as your reward.
  • SpongeBob: Bubble Buddy. I bet the next move you teach me will be the best one ever.
  • Bubble Buddy: Absapositivelootly SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: Super pinky shake on it?
  • Bubble Buddy: I would if I had pinkies.
  • SpongeBob: Here. I'll blow you some.
  • Bubble Buddy: Yeah, maybe later. Now pay attention SpongeBob, this bubbles a doozy.
  • SpongeBob: Paying my entire salary in attention.
  • Bubble Buddy: When you're not moving, press this button and you'll blow a bubble that you can steer as it flies through the air.
  • SpongeBob: Wow!
  • Bubble Buddy: Aim carefully though, you've only got a few seconds of flight time before the bubble pops.
  • SpongeBob: I'm a bubble blowing machine.
  • Johnny: Flash, authorities have confirmed that the robots running amok through Bikini Bottom are indeed coming from the Chum Bucket. Yes, right where you're standing. Plankton, owner of the Chum Bucket and best known for the creation of robots whose sole purpose is to cause mayhem and destruction, has denied any involvement.
  • Plankton: And then stomp on your children. And stomp on your children's children.
  • Johnny: This has been a Bikini Bottom news flash.

Kelp Forest[]

  • French Narrator: Here we are in the Kelp Forest. An interesting area with many sights to see. For those that don't get hopelessly lost first.
  • SpongeBob: Hi Mrs. Puff, driving class isn't out here today is it?
  • Mrs. Puff: Uh... no SpongeBob. Why do you say that? Do you think we'd have class out here just to hide from you? How silly. I'm just uh... gathering twigs for winter. Yes, that's it.
  • SpongeBob: Oh can I help? I have a merit badge in twig gathering.
  • Mrs. Puff: Actually, you can help with something else. These robots showed up and scared all the students- I mean campers, off into the forest. Before the Ranger arrives, someone needs to go out and find them.
  • SpongeBob: I'll help you find them Mrs. Puff. I'm the sponge for the job.
  • Mrs. Puff: Thanks SpongeBob. I'll make sure to give you a nice reward when you found all of them.
  • Patrick: Hi Mr. Krabs. What are you doing here?
  • Mr. Krabs: Ahoy Patrick. I'm trying to return 3 stone tikis to this pedestal so I can get to the kelp cave across that bridge, there could be customers in there. I saw 3 tikis scattered around this area, but me old brain couldn't figure out how to get them back up here.
  • Patrick: Can I try?
  • Mr. Krabs: Sure why not. I need a good laugh. There's a golden spatula up there for you if you succeed.
  • Patrick: Oh boy Mr. Krabs. I'll see what I can do.
  • Barnacle Boy: Hey kid. I could really use your help if you have some time to spare.
  • SpongeBob: Sure Barnacle Boy, what do you need?
  • Barnacle Boy: I'm trying to recover my lost energy crystals and power my new secret superhero power. It seems the robots have found my supply and have hidden them in this cave.
  • SpongeBob: Secret superhero power? What's it do? What's it do? What's it do?
  • Barnacle Boy: If I told you it wouldn't be a secret would it? Just trust me, it's worth finding these crystals. I'd go search it myself, but my bunions are acting up today.
  • SpongeBob: Well then you rest those super bones of yours. I'll get searching for these crystals.
  • SpongeBob: Barnacle Boy. I think I found all your crystals. Now I can see your secret superpower.
  • Barncale Boy: Alright. Stand back. There.
  • SpongeBob: What happened?
  • Barncale Boy: I gained the power to trim my nose hairs at SuperSpeed.
  • SpongeBob: Incredible.
  • Barncale Boy: Oh, uh. Yeah, yeah. I guess so. Well then. I need to return to the Mermalair and get back to work But here, take this golden spatula... and go away.
  • SpongeBob: Of course Barnacle Boy. I'm always happy to lend my services to my favorite superhero. If you ever run into trouble again, let me know.
  • Barncale Boy: Yeah sure kid. Thanks. And goodbye.
  • SpongeBob: Hi Mermaid Man. What are you doing here?
  • Mermaid Man: Oh hello Kyle. I was trying to find some of our missing energy crystals when I came across this vine. In my younger days I held the all-time speed record for vine-sliding. you should try it! What a hoot! And if you can beat my best time I'll give you another of these gold spatulas!
  • SpongeBob: Well, I am a bit busy with all these robots. But sure, why not? It does look like fun!
  • Mermaid Man: Try not to fall off.
  • Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, there you are! Thanks to you all the campers have safely returned!
  • SpongeBob: No problem Mrs. Puff. Any self-respecting sponge would gladly help. And it was actually fun exploring the Kelp Forest.
  • Mrs. Puff: You're not so bad when you aren't behind a wheel, SpongeBob thanks again.
  • SpongeBob: Always glad to lead a hand Mrs. Puff
  • Mrs. Puff: I found this Golden Spatula the other day. Why don't you take it? You've definitely earned it.
  • SpongeBob: Wow Mrs. Puff! I'll cherish it always!

Flying Dutchman's graveyard[]

  • French Narrator: The graveyard of ships. Somewhere among this haunted mess a fearsome specter waits.
  • Flying Dutchman: Who dares disturb the Flying Dutchman?
  • SpongeBob: It's me, SpongeBob sir.
  • Flying Dutchman: I don't need any cookies.
  • SpongeBob: But I'm not a shell scout.
  • Flying Dutchman: Look kid. I'm too disturbed to scare the bejeezus out off you right now come back later.
  • SpongeBob: What's the matter?
  • Flying Dutchman: It's these darn robots, they've thrown me off my own ship, they have. Being thrown off your own ship is like having your pants pulled down in front of casual acquaintances. It's a sad, sad thing. Now those robots have got their own pirate ship and they're blasting away at each other.
  • SpongeBob: Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?
  • Flying Dutchman: Well, now that you mention it... get up to my ship and use the cannons to single-handedly defeat the robot ship. Any questions?
  • SpongeBob: Is that adorable hat available in a size 3?
  • Flying Dutchman: No, but if you do this, a golden spatula be your booty. Now get going.
  • SpongeBob: Ahoy there Mr. Squidward. Swab the poop deck.
  • Squidward: Yes hilarious. Don't you have a Platinum Whisk to get?
  • SpongeBob: That's golden spatula.
  • Squidward: Whatever, there's one up there.
  • Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there SpongeBob, swab the poop deck.
  • SpongeBob: I already did that joke with Squidward Mr. Krabs.
  • Mr. Krabs: Yes, well... it's a good one though, eh?
  • SpongeBob: Sure is.
  • Mr. Krabs: Here's what you need to do, destroy all the power generators on the robot ship, once the power is off, you'll be able to shoot the Dutchman's cannons to destroy the robot ship.
  • SpongeBob: Cannon do Mr. Krabs.
  • SpongeBob: We did it! We got your ship back and defeated the robots.
  • Flying Dutchman: That you did, but know that I look at it. I think I'll keep this golden spatula. It's so nice and shiny. It reminds me my first buried treasure.
  • SpongeBob: But what about our deal?
  • Flying Dutchman: Never make a deal with a ghost. Deals don't mean anything to me. Except for that great deal I got on butter churn back in 1873. What a prize i tell you. Nothing beats creamy hand churned butter.
  • Sandy: Wait just a cotton-pickin' minute Butter Boy. We did all that stuff and you're backing out like a sea weasel.
  • Flying Dutchman: Sea weasel? Arrr. them's fightin' words. If you want this gold thingy so bad, come and get it.
  • Sandy: Your on.
  • Sandy: Had enough you dirty ghost?
  • Flying Dutchman: Dirty? I'll have you know this jacket's been cleaned, twice.
  • SpongeBob: Everyone stop fighting! I think I have an idea.
  • Sandy: Here you go!
  • Flying Dutchman: Ooh! It looks like me ship, It's even got the little mold and flies. How thoughtful. Alright you rapscallions. Here's the golden spatula.

SpongeBob's Dream[]

  • French Narrator: With sleep comes dreams. What mischief can be found in this subaquatic somnambulant realm?
  • SpongeBob: Dream bubbles? I'm surrounded by dream bubbles. Wonder what that means. Gary what are you doing here?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Oh so I'm dreaming. Well then first thing I'm gonna do is dream myself up a mustache.
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Thanks Gary, it does make me look more rugged doesn't it?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: More tasks? Well I could use more golden spatulas, but where should I start?
  • Gary: Meow. Meow.
  • SpongeBob: You mean each dream bubble has a golden spatula in it?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: I'm ready!
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Yes Gary. I'll be careful.
  • Larry: Wow your dream is massive.
  • Sandy: Everything in Texas is big, even dreams.
  • Larry: Then you're just the right person to reach the spatula on top of that golden acorn.
  • Sandy: My dream, my rules. I'll get that spatula faster than a Texas Jackrabbit crossing the four-lane highway.
  • Plankton: Who puts challenges in their own dreams?
  • Sandy: Squirrels. We're tough like that.
  • Plankton: Oh you'll need to be real tough to make this series of swings.
  • Sandy: I could do it in my sleep.
  • Plankton: You are asleep.
  • Sandy: As I said in my sleep.
  • Plankton: Well there's a golden spatula out there for you if you make it far enough.
  • Sandy: I'll do it so fast it'll make your head spin faster than a horny toad on a merry-go-round.
  • Plankton: Why can't I ever just dream normal dreams of world domination.
  • Mr. Krabs: For heaven's sake boy, cover your ears.
  • SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, what are you doing in Squidward's dream?
  • Mr. Krabs: Hard time boy, or at least it feels like it. Do you think you can make it across this sheet of music to the golden spatula on Squidward's big nose?
  • SpongeBob: Don't worry Mr. Krabs. I'll end this challenge on a high note!
  • Mr. Krabs: Ugh. Good luck boy. When you get there try to wake him up. I'm running out of aspirin.
  • Mr. Krabs: Good job, now let's hoist anchor and get out of here.
  • SpongeBob: Squidward, this is amazing.
  • Squidward: Amazingly awful, you mean.
  • SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs is dreaming of the Krusty Krab.
  • Squidward: What a surprise. I can't escape work anywhere.
  • SpongeBob: Whoa! Lunch Rush! I'd better grab my head and-
  • Squidward: Forget the hat, get that spatula and get us out of here.
  • SpongeBob: It's like a shiny golden toothpick that holds together the bun of-
  • Squidward: We don't have time for this!
  • Squidward: Finally, now we can leave. But first I need my paycheck. Mr. Krabs? Excuse me? Mr. Krabs?
  • SpongeBob: Patrick. You have a golden spatula. Give it here.
  • Patrick: Not so fast SpongeBob. You'll have to pass my test before you get this golden spatula.
  • SpongeBob: Very well sir, challenge accepted.
  • Patrick: Very well, your challenge is... to find the golden spatula.
  • SpongeBob: Your holding it.
  • Patrick: YOU DID IT! Now here's your reward.
  • Patrick: Now I challenge you to-
  • SpongeBob: Patrick I already solved the challenge.
  • Patrick: You did? Then here's your rewar-
  • SpongeBob: You already gave it to me.
  • Patrick: I did? Then I challenge you to-
  • SpongeBob: Uh Patrick... I gotta go, Gary needs another bath.

Final Boss[]

  • (SpongeBot SteelPants was seen moving left and right then the camera pans to Patrick, Sandy and Squidward)
  • Patrick: Look at that guy, that big square head, and the short shorts. It's the most hideous thing I've ever seen.
  • SpongeBob: Wait, that hideous thing looks like me.
  • Squidward: I always knew SpongeBob would be the death of me.
  • Sandy: Jumping jellybeans! A robot SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: There's definitely something funny going on here. (To mime) And I don't mean you. Something else funny. (Gasp!) Plankton! You're behind all this aren't you?
  • Plankton: Yes, yes! It was me all the time. Behold! The Duplicatotron. I've registered the name so don't even think of ripping me off. With this. I can make a robot copy of anyone. I was going to make an army of loyal robots that would obey my every command.
  • SpongeBob: But they're running amok.
  • Plankton: I er... I forgot to set the switch to obey. but now that daddy's home, I can fix that. [Plankton puts a sign on the word "don't" with "obey" (Pause) What's wrong now? It should be working.
  • Robo-Plankton: [Robo-Plankton comes down] It is working, their obeying me.
  • Plankton: I knew I shouldn't have made a copy of myself, but I'm just so cute.
  • Robo-Plankton: You've interfered my plans for the last time. SpongeBob meet SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: Hi, how do you do? Allow me to introduce my friends. Patrick, Sandy-
  • Robo-Plankton: Enough! Prepare to meet your doom! [Robo-Plankton goes up]
  • (SpongeBot starts to hits a few platforms, malfunctions and falls-apart and land on SpongeBob)
  • Robo-Plankton: No! You dolts have destroyed my beautiful bride, we were supposed to get married next week.
  • Sandy: Did he say married?
  • Robo-Plankton: I'll repair you baby.
  • (SpongeBot grows Anchor Arms then Robo-Plankton flies up)
  • Patrick: Wuh? I'm shrinking.
  • SpongeBob: No Patrick. I think the robot is getting bigger.
  • Robo-Plankton went inside of SpongeBot's head
  • Patrick: SpongeBob, he just flew into your head.
  • SpongeBob: Well then I'm going to follow him into my head. I mean into my robot version's head. Which is like my head, but bigger and more metallic.
  • Plankton: Will you go already!
  • SpongeBob: Here I come robot Plankton.
  • SpongeBob went inside of SpongeBot's head
  • Squidward: This is just getting too weird for me.
  • Squidward was about to leave the chum bucket
  • (SpongeBot SteelPants notices something amiss, then forces both SpongeBob and Robo-Plankton out of its left ear, has its arms deflate and gets crunched up into the arena's perimeter pit and shuts down)
  • Sandy: SpongeBob! You did it!
  • Patrick: What did he do?
  • Squidward: What? Oh. Ah. Erm. Yeah.
  • Plankton: All my plans. Ruined! That does it. I'm becoming a lawyer
  • Robo-Plankton: You haven't defeated me yet, I still have more robots all over Bikini Bottom. I'll summon them all, and we'll see. Uh-Oh.
  • Robo-Plankton-2: I'll destroy you.
  • Robo-Plankton: You'll destroy me? I'll destroy you.
  • Robo-Plankton-2: I'll destroy you twice as hard.
  • Robo-Plankton-3: Oh yeah? I'll destroy you, plus one.
  • Robo-Plankton-4: Well I'll destroy you plus infinity.
  • Robo-Plankton: Shut up, you stupid robot.
  • Robo-Plankton-2: Who are you calling stupid?
  • Robo-Plankton-3: I went to community college. You oversized coffee grinder.
  • Robo-Plankton-4: Oh yeah? I'll show you.
  • SpongeBob: Well Plankton. I hope you learned your lesson.
  • Plankton: Oh I certainly did. Net time I'll get it right. (Patrick squishes him) Ouch!
  • Patrick: We won! Who wants to get ice cream?
  • SpongeBob: I do. I do.
  • Sandy: Need I remind you all there are still robots out there making a mess of Bikini Bottom?
  • SpongeBob: Sandy is right.
  • Patrick: I thought she was a squirrel.
  • Squidward: I'm being punished. I don't know what for, but I'm being punished.
  • SpongeBob: There's still work to be done out there. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy wouldn't stop, and neither will I. We can't rest until Bikini Bottom is safe.
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