"I hate this channel."
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"Barnacles! " is a song sung by SpongeBob and the Hi-Seas on the album The Best Day Ever . It features Tejano musician Flaco Jiménez on the accordion.
Lyrics [ ]
SpongeBob: We all know that the alphabet has twenty-six letters. (Count 'em!)
You can mix and match to make many nouns and verbs.
But if you say the wrong one to your mama, it may upset her.
So in Bikini Bottom, we have a word that's preferred.
We just say, "Barnacles!"
It's a word that's okay to scream
When you want to let off some steam
And say what you really mean.
We just yell, "Barnacles!"
And go on our merry way
"Barnacles" is the way we say
What they say we can't say.
Sandy: The rodeo came to town, I went down, thought I'd try some bull ridin'.
That bovine bucked me off of his back with one mighty heave!
The judges found after I hit the ground and I finished climbin',
From under my cowgirl hat came some words that they couldn't believe.
Now I say, "Barnacles!"
It's a word that I heard down here,
It's easier on the ear,
Makes your troubles disappear.
When you say, "Barnacles!"
All the livelong day,
"Barnacles" is the way we say
What they say we can't say.
SpongeBob: It's the best thing that you've ever heard.
Patrick: It's a marvelous magical word.
SpongeBob: When you stub your toe...
All: Barnacles!
Plankton: When your bomb won't blow!
All: Barnacles!
Mr. Krabs: When you lose your dough...
All: Barnacles! Barnacles!
[instrumental break]
Sandy: Yeehaw!
[SpongeBob trills]
SpongeBob: It's the best thing that you've ever heard.
All: It's a marvelous magical word.
Mr. Krabs: I got hip to an investment tip, thought I'd play the stock market.
My broker would not steer me wrong, he's a real sharp guy.
What a trick! Get rich quick! So I dug way down deep in me pocket.
"Barnacles!" I exclaimed as I kissed my assets goodbye.
So just say, "Barnacles!"
When you're at the end of your rope.
SpongeBob: Don't you sit around and mope...
Patrick: Or get your mouth washed out with soap...
SpongeBob: Simply say, "Barnacles!"
And go on your merry way.
"Barnacles" is the way we say
What they say...
SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs: "Barnacles" is the way
When you have a bad day.
SpongeBob: "Barnacles" is the way we say
What they say we can't say!
Everyone: Barnacles!
Music (V • T • E )
Original Theme Highlights • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie • The Yellow Album • The Best Day Ever • The Sponge Who Could Fly • SpongeBob's Greatest Hits • It's a SpongeBob Christmas! • Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water • SpongeBob SquarePants: The New Musical • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (Music from the Motion Picture)
Theme Song • A Day Like This • Ahhhh • All You Need Is Friends to Fly • The Alphabet Song • Back in Encino • Barnacles! • Beats by Bob • Beautiful Dreamer • Bee Line for the Tree Line • The Best Day Ever • Bikini Bottom • Bikini Bottom - Rock Bottom • Bossy Boots • Bubble Song • Camp Fire Song Song • Christmas Eve Jitters • Christmas Is Mine • Clarinet Wizard • Dead Eye • Doing the Sponge • Doin' the Krabby Patty • Dear Friend • Don't Be a Jerk • Down the Well • Electric Zoo • Everybody Loves the Sponge • Everything Juice • Employee of the Month • Feeding Frenzy • Feeling of Greed • Fishin' for Money • Frozen Krabby Patty Song • Fueling the Bus • F.U.N. Song • Gary's Song • Give It All You Got • Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance • Gloves • Goober Rag • Good-Bye, Atlantis • Goofy Goober Rock • Goofy Goober Song • Gratitude • This Grill is Not a Home • He's Flying • He's Our Mermaid Man • Hey All You People • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • High Tide Time • Ho Ho Hoedown • Hot Fruitcake • I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You • I Hate People • Idiot Friends • If I Could Talk to Money • I Love Krabby Patties • If Only I Could Join You • The Jellyfishing Song • Just a Kid • Krabby Patty Jingle (song) • Kung Fu Rock • The Krusty Krab Pizza • Let's Be Dumb • Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight • Loop de Loop • Meatball, Meatball • Mr. Krabs' song • Musical Doodle • My Leg Is In Love! • My Tighty Whiteys • Never Give Up • Now That We're Men • Ocean Man • Oh, Krusty Krab • Oh, My Karen • Pets Are People Too • Plankton's Song • Patrick Star • Pretty Ribbons and Bows • Prehibernation (song) • Prince Paul's Bubble Party • Plankton Jams the Signal • Ridin' the Hook • Ripped Pants • Rubber Hose Rag • Rap Battle • The Road Song • Sad Song • Sandy's song • Sailing Over The Dogger Bank • Santa Has His Eye on Me • Santa Won't Let You Down • Snowflakes • So Long, Bikini Bottom • SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy • The SpongeBob History Song • Squidward's Song • Squidward's Tiki Land • Squeeze Me • Superior • Surreptitiously Mine • Surfin' Summer • Sandy Squirrel • Squidward's Back • The Suction Cup Symphony • Sweater Song • Sweet Victory • Tag, You're It • That's a Rodeo • Thank Gosh It's Monday • Two Thumbs Down • Teamwork • The Patrick Song • The Positivity Song • Together • They'll Soon Discover • Truth or Square Theme Songs • Texas • That's What Friends Do • The Tuneful Tuna's Advice • Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star • Under My Rock • Underwater Sun • The Very First Christmas • We've Got Scurvy • When Worlds Collide • Where's Gary • We're the Ghouls of the Briny Deep • Wet, Wet Christmas • Who Am I? • Who Wants to Race Me? • You Will Obey! • You Better Swim • You're Old
Short songs • Production music • Original music