This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Atlantis SquarePantis short "Are We There Yet?," which aired on November 13, 2007.

  • Announcer: The Journey to Atlantis by Vantis!
  • [Squidward is reading a book, SpongeBob rises behind his seat]
  • SpongeBob: [Pokes Squidward] Squidward, are we there yet?
  • Squidward: Go away.
  • SpongeBob: [Pats Squidward's head] Sure thing. Didn't mean to bother ya. [SpongeBob lowers behind Squidward's seat]
  • [He then lowers from a door in the ceiling]
  • Squidward: What the...!?
  • SpongeBob: Squidward, are we there yet?
  • Squidward: [Closes door SpongeBob is lowered from] Knock it off, SpongeBob!
  • SpongeBob: [Pops out of Squidward's book. Pages fly out] But are we there-
  • Squidward: [Cuts him off] No, we are not there yet! And do you know how I know that? [SpongeBob shakes his head horizontally] Because the bus hasn't moved yet!
  • SpongeBob: Aaahh. Are we there yet?
  • Announcer: Watch SpongeBob SquarePants, every day on Nick.
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