This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Best Day Ever short "Anything for Baby," which aired on November 2, 2006.
- SpongeBob: [gets on a bus] Morning! [hands the bus driver a tip and sits down]
- [A baby in the seat next to him begins crying. SpongeBob makes a funny face to try to get her to cheer up. The baby cries louder. SpongeBob continues making funny faces by going outside the bus and making faces through the window.]
- Baby: [cheers up and starts laughing] Haha!
- SpongeBob: [gets swept up by a "Bikini Bottom 300 Mi" sign] Yes! [falls over]