"A Simple Conversation" was composed by Nicolas Carr and Barry Anthony. There are two versions and a halloween version.
Usage
A Simple Conversation 1
- 165a. "House Sittin' for Sandy" - Patrick is shown; Patrick begs to stay with SpongeBob.
- 165b. "Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom" - Kelpy G's manager is shown.
- 167a. "The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom" - Mr. Krabs gasps.
- 168a. "Restraining SpongeBob" - Patrick walks toward Squidward.
- 170a. "Free Samples" - Patrick gobbles up the free chum.
- 170b. "Home Sweet Rubble" - SpongeBob thanks Patrick, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs.
- 172a. "Face Freeze!" - Sandy fixes SpongeBob and Patrick's faces.
- 174a. "Treats!" - Gary meows; SpongeBob and Gary go to the pet store.
- 174b. "For Here or to Go" - Mr. Krabs counts the bun seeds; "I now command you to give Plankton his prize."
- 176a. "Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go!" - "That is an excellent idea."
- 178. "Hello Bikini Bottom!" - Now Entering Next Town.
- 180b. "Gary's New Toy" - SpongeBob finds a hole in his cereal bowl.
- 181b. "Squid Baby" - Patrick plays with baby Squidward.
- 182a. "Little Yellow Book" - Squidward in stocks.
- 184a. "Jailbreak!" - Plankton has lunch.
- 185. "It Came from Goo Lagoon" - Plankton selling chum.
- 187b. "Séance Shméance" - SpongeBob calls Patrick.
- 189. "SpongeBob You're Fired" - SpongeBob tells Patrick that he got fired.
- 190b. "Tutor Sauce" - Squidward pours salt on Mr. Krabs.
- 191b. "The Executive Treatment" - Patrick submits his official report.
- 199a. "Sold!" - Patrick tells SpongeBob that Nick Fishkins sold his house.
- 205a. "Whirly Brains" - SpongeBob and Patrick look for their brains.
- 206a. "Unreal Estate" - SpongeBob sneezes as Squidward pours pepper on him.
- 207a. "Mimic Madness" - Squidward quits working at the Krusty Krab.
- 209b. "Plankton Gets the Boot" - Plankton tries to say something nice to Patrick.
- 212b. "Sportz?" - SpongeBob and Patrick throw horseshoes around a stick blindfolded.
- 214a. "Patrick's Coupon" - "You should be ashamed of yourself."
- 215b. "Don't Wake Patrick" - Patrick sleepwalks into SpongeBob's living room.
- 217b. "The Check-Up" - SpongeBob and Squidward wait for Mr. Krabs behind a building.
- 225a. "Cuddle E. Hugs" - SpongeBob takes a bite of the rotten Krabby Patty.
- 227a. "Drive Happy" - "Hey, you know what would be fun?"
- 227b. "Old Man Patrick" - SpongeBob reunites with Patrick; "Okay, now it's your turn to call Marco Polo."
- 228a. "Fun-Sized Friends" - "What are you two dizzy dingbats doing out here?"
- 228b. "Grandmum's the Word" - "You really are a master chef."
- 229b. "Moving Bubble Bass" - "I am moving out!"
- 230b. "Bottle Burglars" - The formula is seen in movement on the security footage.
- 231b. "Ink Lemonade" - Patrick yells with the megaphone again.
- 235b. "Library Cards" - Patrick looking for SpongeBob at his house.
- 237. "Goons on the Moon" - Squidward arrives at Sandy's treedome with a Krabby Patty delivery.
- 239b. "The Night Patty" - Fisherman is not a criminal.
- 240b. "Girls' Night Out" - Sandy starts talking to Karen/Sandy tells Karen to meet with her at the corner café at night.
- 244b. "Pineapple RV" - Squidward goes angrily to bed; Squidward turns back the RV to pick up SpongeBob and Patrick.
- 262a. "A Cabin in the Kelp" - SpongeBob talking with Pearl by the phone.
- 264a. "Plankton's Intern" - Opening at the Chum Bucket.
- 266. "Escape from Beneath Glove World" - "I'm kidding, I'm just here cause I bit the lemonade guy."
- 269b. "Squidward's Sick Daze" - Squidward calls to the telephone of the Krusty Krab; Squidward tells SpongeBob he's got "acute spotting sclorboritis."
- 272. "SpongeBob's Road to Christmas" - "Ah, it's a good day to be bad!"
- 276a. "Say Awww!" - "To teach you all a lesson I made a robot that eats people who say 'aww.'" / "And I got us into Glove World! for free." (sped up +25%)
A Simple Conversation 2
This version doesn't have a steel guitar.
- 167a. "The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom" - Sandy shows Mr. Krabs her soy bean.
A Halloween Conversation
This version has more Halloween-themed instruments.
- 220. "The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom" - Patrick says SpongeBob's decorations are too cute; "Oh, that's not scary either, SpongeBob."