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This article is a transcript of the The Patrick Star Show episode "A Patty in Time" from season 3, which aired on August 20, 2024.
- [The episode starts off with a sunset moving up with the Star house]
- TV announcer: We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor.
- Patrick: Yay, commercial!
- [The TV shows up the Krusty Krab.]
- Mr. Krabs: Attention, Krusty Krab lovers!
- Patrick: I'm listening.
- Mr. Krabs: The Krusty Krab is proud to present, a brand new menu item, We start with chocolate cake bun, top it with a slab of marzipan.
- Patrick: Ooh.
- Mr. Krabs: Strawberry frosting, another slab of marzipan.
- Patrick: Ahh! [grabs and pulls eyelids.]
- Mr. Krabs: Vanilla frosting, more marzipan.
- Patrick: [pulls eyelids and licks mouth.]
- Mr. Krabs: Hot fudge, an additional slab of marzipan, pickles.
- Patrick: [smack mouth with drool.]
- Mr. Krabs: The top part of the chocolate cake bun and what the heck, let’s throw a cherry on top. I call it "The Patty Kake." [logo appears on-screen.]
- Patrick: [screams, eyes pop out of head, eats eyes.]
- Mr. Krabs: Not sweet enough for ya? Then make it a combo meal by a churro fries and a cup of carbonated high-fructose corn syrup.
- Patrick: Mom, can I go melt my teeth with sugar?
- Bunny: As long as you don’t spoil your dinner. [washes teeth and puts it in drawer.]
- Mr. Krabs: But wait, it gets better.
- Patrick: It does?
- Mr. Krabs: The person who orders the first Patty Kake will get their face immortalized on this official Patty Kake promotional poster.
- Patrick: I want to be on that poster.
- Mr. Krabs: Then all you gotta do is be first in line this morning.
- Patrick: Wait, “This morning” is happening right now. [looks at watch.] What time to the doors open?
- Mr. Krabs: Ten minutes from now. [points at watch.]
- Patrick: Great, I’ll only need five minutes to get there [shows hand with five fingers] and that leaves me with another five minutes for a power nap. [snores]
- French narrator: Six hours later
- Patrick: [yawns] To the Krusty Krab. [runs out the door and breaks it open, rides door as a sled]
- Cecil: [whistles and walks to front door.] And I’m off to the door store.
- [Patrick sleds up a ramp, pipes crushes two construction workers.]
- Patrick: [door falls while in the air.] Ahh!
- Cecil: [door lands inside Cecil’s car.] Ha, I guess today’s my lucky day.
- Patrick: Almost there. [flies and hits the Krusty Krab sign, falls on ground.] First in line.
- SpongeBob: [opens door and laughs] Oh hiya Patrick.
- Patrick: SpongeBob? How did you get in the Krusty Krab so early?
- SpongeBob: It’s not early. Mr. Krabs sold out of Patty Kakes four hours ago, it was a huge success. [burps] And I was the first one to try ‘em.
- Patrick: That’s impossible. I-uh, I got here early. [screams]
- Mr. Krabs: [places promotional poster of SpongeBob holding a Patty Kake, SpongeBob in-poster winks.]
- Patrick: If only I had the means to travel back in time and change the outcome of this situation.
- SpongeBob: [laughs] Well better luck next time. [the text “time” comes out of his mouth] Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to organize my closet. [the text “closet” comes out of his mouth and spells “time closet”]
- Patrick: Hmpf, oh well.
- “Time Closet” text: Is he really that dense? [whooshing into Patrick and hits him.]
- Patrick: [The time closets spinning into his head, looking up.] Time closets? [snapping fingers] Wait! Oh-ho-ho-ho, that's it! [stands up] I can use my time closet to go back this morning and be first in line! [running away into the roads.]
- Cecil: So much fun. I wish I could install it all over again. [Patrick runs into the Cecil's installed new door, breaking it, and the brick falls into his head.] Oh [chuckles] Be careful what you wish for, Cecil.
- Patrick: Back to the Krusty Krab early this morning. [going into the time closet, lands on the sunset.]
- SpongeBob: [laughs] Patty Kake, Patty Kake, here I am!
- Patrick: I don't think so, pal. [runs into SpongeBob.]
- SpongeBob: Oh hiya Patrick.
- Patrick: You stay away from the Krusty Krab, you hear me?!
- SpongeBob: Why? The new Patty Kake is out today.
- Patrick: Sorry buddy. [grabs a road piece, then throws SpongeBob, and squishes him, and runs away.]
- SpongeBob: My turn! [laughs, then gets out on the road piece, and runs away.]
- [Both SpongeBob and Patrick running together, then SpongeBob jumps, lands on Patrick]
- SpongeBob: Gotcha! [rolling, then tickling Patrick]
- Patrick: Hey! Oh that tickling tickles! [throws SpongeBob out of the way and runs away with sweat, then him stopping] Oh, no.
- Bubble Bass: First in line, victory is mine.
- Mr. Krabs: Congratulations! [taking photo]
- Bubble Bass: Mona Lisa, eat your heart out.
- Patrick: No way! [goes back in the time closet] Oh, let's try this again. [closes, then the time closet lands on day, a copy of SpongeBob and Patrick tickling.]
- SpongeBob copy: Tickle, tickle!
- Patrick copy: Get off me, SpongeBob!
- Bubble Bass: Twelve patties a day, keeps the doctor away.
- Patrick: [walks then holds Bubble Bass's tummy] Go back where you came from, it's my turn to be first in line! [digging his feet down into the road]
- Bubble Bass: You'd have to lock me in a cage to keep me from the Krusty Krab.
- Patrick: [pops back his feet] Aha! [runs away, then grabs the sticks, lands on Bubble Bass]
- Bubble Bass: What the?
- Patrick: [making it into a cage with a rope] I'll let you once I'm [points finger] on that poster. [goes back into the Krusty Krab early]
- Bubble Bass: Ahem, as a prisoner, I do have rights.
- Patrick: Oh, okay, what are your demands?
- Bubble Bass: I would like a full country breakfast, some silver age comic books, a smart TV, a life-size Man Ray action figure, and an ergonomic computer chair.
- Patrick: Huh?
- Mrs. Puff: I can't believe I got here first.
- Patrick: Not again!
- Mr. Krabs: [taking photo of Mrs. Puff]
- Patrick: If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again. [goes into the time closet, closes the time closet then lands on day again]
- Patrick copy: Get off me, SpongeBob!
- Bubble Bass copy: A smart TV, a life-size Man-Ray action figure, and an ergonomic computer chair.
- Patrick: Now, where's Mrs. Puff? [turns his eyes into binoculars] Aha!