This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Kids' Choice Awards short "2021 Kids' Choice Awards short," which aired on March 13, 2021.
- [A Nickelodeon blimp falls onto Patrick's head.]
- Patrick: Hey, this weird-shaped rock just hit me in the head. [hits his head with the blimp] Yep. Definitely a rock.
- SpongeBob: I wish I had a rock. [Patrick hands the blimp to him] Whoa. Patrick, for me? [grabs the blimp and spins around with it] This is the best weird rock you've ever given me! Thank you!
- Patrick: [claps] Congratulations!