This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Kids' Choice Awards short "2019 Kids' Choice Awards short," which aired on March 23, 2019.
- [A Nickelodeon blimp falls from above and hits Patrick on the head.]
- Patrick: Oh! A fancy sandwich! [inhales the blimp] Smells like salami.
- SpongeBob: No, Patrick! [takes the blimp out of Patrick's nose] Orange, blimp shaped, it's obviously... A visitor from beyond! Tell us your secrets!
- [A hatch opens, revealing some microphones.]
- French Narrator: Here are more of tonight's winners.
- [He announces some of the winners.]
- SpongeBob: I don't understand.
- Patrick: Me neither. [it is revealed that he was eating the blimp] Why don't you taste like salami?