Three, four. What's gonna happen next? Five? Holy super-happy-fun-time! This book's good!
Patrick as he responds to the 1 2 3 book, "The Card"
If you were looking for the article about the Real world book, then see 1, 2, 3 Under the Sea.

1 2 3 is a book that Patrick reads in the episode "The Card." It is sold at Near Mint Comic Books.


The cover is light yellow with the numbers 1, 2, and 3 imprinted on it in red text. On the inside, there are white pages with big red numbers that nearly fill the pages. The numbers are consecutive to the pages and are the only things featured in the book.

It is a book used to help readers count numbers in order better.

Role in episode

Patrick is seen reading this book when he is counting the numbers. He decides to buy the book until SpongeBob comes inside and wants to buy some Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy trading cards. Patrick eventually abandons buying 1 2 3 after counting the money needed to pay for the book in favor of the cards.


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