122 Conch Street is the address of Squidward Tentacles' house. It is located in between SpongeBob's and Patrick's houses. It first appears in the episode "Help Wanted."


Squidward's house's mouth is the door, but originally, its mouth was closed, and a door rested underneath it. The house's exterior styling is reminiscent of a "Moai," giant statues found on Easter Island also referred to as the Easter Island Heads.

The ground floor consists of three adjoining rooms; the one at the front being the living room. The living room consists of a bookcase with some of Squidward's jazz records, a couch, coffee table and TV. Behind the living room is the kitchen with a fridge, an island counter, and four cabinets. This is where Squidward cooks. The dining room is off to the side and consists of a round table with chairs and a clamshell chandelier. There is a room off to the side with a spiral staircase leading to the second floor. There is also an elevator. Upstairs is a bedroom on the left ear.

In here is a canopy bed, a nightstand, and a closet with alarm clocks as seen in "Employee of the Month." Off of the bedroom is a bathroom with a toilet, sink with medicine cabinet, and a Jacuzzi tub/shower. There's also a gallery where Squidward paints his self-portraits and plays the clarinet. Other upstairs rooms include a library and back room. The architectural style is Polynesian.

In some episodes, it is shown that he has a backyard and at times raises a garden there.


First floor

  • Kitchen: This room is at the back. This is where Squidward cooks and prepares his food.
  • Dining room: Next to the Kitchen. This is where Squidward eats his meals and is where he keeps his shellphone.
  • Living room: Squidward watches TV and enjoys Sundays here, as seen in the episode "Good Neighbors."
  • Toilet: This is where Squidward keeps his "talking toilet" and "talking toilet paper" seen in the episode "Choir Boys." and "House Fancy".
  • Bedroom: Only seen on the first floor in the episode "Plankton!"
  • Elevator: In the older episodes, this is seen between the kitchen and dining room and goes up to the second floor, presumably the gallery as seen in one episode.

Second floor

  • Bedroom: Squidward sleeps in his bed. This room can be found on the left ear. His bed, nightstand, and a closet are in here.
  • Bathroom: This is where Squidward's bathtub/shower is located, just off of his bedroom.
  • Gallery: Squidward does his art of self-portraits and plays his clarinet in this room.
  • Back Room: This room has wallpaper that is easy to peel and is seen in "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost."
  • Library: This is where Squidward reads books. Seen in the episodes "Squid Wood" and "I ♥ Dancing."


In-universe notability

Squidward takes pride in his house after winning the title of House Fancy Prince from the host, Nicholas Withers in a competition against his lifelong rival, Squilliam Fancyson. Squidward's house is also the location for the popular Bikini Bottom TV show Squidward's House Party.

Damaged instances/losses

  • "Bubblestand" - His house gets carried really high by a giant bubble, dropping it from high-up causing it to get stuck in the ground with Squidward in it.
  • "Plankton!" - Being controlled by Plankton, SpongeBob bursts through the walls.
  • "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" - The house explodes after SpongeBob and Patrick make too many burp bubbles.
  • "Sandy's Rocket" - SpongeBob and Patrick think Squidward is an alien and bag up his belongings, destroying the inside.
  • "I Was a Teenage Gary" - SpongeBob chases Squidward, destroying his house in the process.
  • "The Paper" - Squidward trades all of his belongings for a piece of paper, including the base structure of his house. He is also seen busting through the side of his house with his shell-cart.
  • "Dying for Pie" - It was destroyed along with the rest of Bikini Bottom in the explosion.
  • "Squidville" - SpongeBob and Patrick use their reef blowers to suck up the parts and shooting them out, resulting in them destroying his house.
  • "Christmas Who?" - Squidward gives all his belongings to everyone to make SpongeBob happy. Almost the same as in "The Paper."
  • "Shanghaied" - Flying Dutchman's anchor hits the side off the house.
  • "Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm" - It is crushed by the worm, along with the rest of Bikini Bottom
  • "Can You Spare a Dime?" - Squidward loses his house because he cannot afford it after he quits his job.
  • "Skill Crane" - Squidward gives up the deed to his house while he was trying to win a prize.
  • "Good Neighbors" - Squidward busts his head through the door screaming that SpongeBob and Patrick are the worst neighbors ever when SpongeBob said if he was going to say something. It then comes alive and destroys Bikini Bottom.
  • "Rule of Dumb" - Patrick moves his house to make a Ferris wheel, destroying the inside and dropping the house into the ground.
  • "The Krusty Plate" - Same as "Dying for Pie." It was destroyed with the rest of Bikini Bottom and the Krusty Krab with the maximum power.
  • "House Fancy" - When he was in a hurry, he made SpongeBob vacuum, the vacuum cleaner exploded and the house remodeled. Also, after Patrick used Squidward's bathroom, the toilet crawled out moaning and then died.
  • "Giant Squidward" - The citizens of Bikini Bottom set up a trap at the house cutting off the top.
  • "Squid's Visit" - The house caught on fire and was vaporized while Squidward was visiting SpongeBob. It was caused by a casserole in the oven.
  • "Growth Spout" - Mr. Krabs stole some food so he could feed his daughter Pearl. When he left, the house said "Oh well. I needed to lose a little weight anyway." What's interesting to note is that while the house just said "oh well", Squidward was angry about it and tried to call the cops, as it hints that the house is not as grumpy as Squidward. Also in this episode, the kitchen is in an unknown room in an unknown floor.
  • "The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom" - Raarg destroyed his house.
  • "Sponge-Cano!" - The citizens of Bikini Bottom sacrifice the house to a volcano after the water pipe broke and landed on the volcano.
  • "That Sinking Feeling" - This time it is not destroyed, it just sunk underground along with the rest of Bikini Bottom.
  • "Enchanted Tiki Dreams" - SpongeBob and Patrick use the house to build Squidward's paradise.
  • "Big Sister Sam" - Patrick's sister, Sam Star, throws Squidward's house, removes parts and then chews up the parts into small bullet like rock, blows them out, and destroys his house completely.
  • "A Friendly Game" - It was destroyed when SpongeBob and Patrick were looking for their golf balls and making shots where they left it.
  • "Frozen Face-Off" - Once again, same as "Dying For Pie."
  • "Squid Baby" - A boat files right into the house completely destroying it.
  • "Sold!" - SpongeBob and Patrick destroy his house by flipping it before the house was collapsed.
  • "Man Ray Returns"' - SpongeBob and Patrick battle Man Ray inside the house and completely trashed the place. They even tried to put everything back together with their saliva, but when Squidward returns, the house completely crumbles to the ground.
  • "Bunny Hunt" - Squidward unintentionally destroys his house when he was trying to get rid of the sea bunnies.
  • "The String" - The house was presumably destroyed when SpongeBob unraveled all of Bikini Bottom and the Milky Way with the string.


Squidwards house alive

Squidward's house trying to look at Patrick's secret box

Squidward's house appears to have a mind of its own, usually to give a comedic effect.

  • "The Secret Box" - It tries to peek into Patrick's secret box by leaning, then returns to its normal position after SpongeBob and Patrick see it trying to take a peek.
  • "Good Neighbors" - It comes alive, grows robot limbs, and destroys most of Bikini Bottom, though unlike the other episodes, this is because of the security system Squidward set up going haywire.
  • "Funny Pants" - It covers its ears and makes an angry face due to SpongeBob's crying.
  • "Growth Spout" - After Mr. Krabs steals food from the house, the front door says "Oh well, I needed to lose a little weight anyway."
  • "A Friendly Game" - Same as "Funny Pants," but the hands are sand and do not make an angry face, due to SpongeBob's alarm at the start.
  • In a Nick Magazine comic strip titled "House of Squidward," there is a switch buried in the backyard that makes Squidward's house come to life. He grows feet and arms. He is brought to rest when SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward cleverly disguise SpongeBob's house as a woman. Using a microphone and a speaker controlled by SpongeBob, they are able to trick the house into sitting back down in behind the walkway and then flip the switch to keep Squidward's house from moving.
  • "There's a Sponge in My Soup" - It screams "Aah! Hippies!" at the end of the episode.
  • '"Bunny Hunt" - It coughs and screams while it is on fire because Squidward forgot about his salad roasting in the oven.


  • In "Slide Whistle Stooges," one fish mistakes Squidward's house for 122 Conch Drive.
  • There is a garbage version of Squidward's house seen in the episode "Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful." It was created by SpongeBob and was somehow built under Squidward's actual house.
  • Squidward's house is red during nighttime in most cases.
  • Squidward's house is based on the Easter Island heads called "Moai."
  • The room(s) that is/are where the two front windows are is/are inconsistent throughout the series.
    • One example is when in "Plankton!" the bedroom is on the first floor.
Locations (VE)


Bikini BottomRock BottomNew Kelp CityAtlantis

Bikini Bottom Areas

Goo LagoonJellyfish FieldsKelp ForestDead Eye Gulch

Bikini Bottom Residence

120 Conch Street122 Conch Street124 Conch StreetSandy's treedome3451 Anchor WayMrs. Puff's houseBetsy Krabs' houseGrandma SquarePants' house

Bikini Bottom Establishments

Barg'N-MartChum BucketKrusty KrabMermalairMrs. Puff's Boating SchoolBikini Bottom MallGoofy Goober's Ice Cream Party BoatHatsReef CinemaBikini Bottom JailBikini Bottom High SchoolBikini Bottom HospitalGymThe Salty SpitoonAdult Learning CenterBottom of the Hill CommunityBikini Bottom ZooFancy!Glove World!Weenie Hut JuniorsSuper Weenie Hut JuniorsWeenie Hut GeneralShady Shoals Rest HomeOld Man Jenkins' barnOld Man Jenkins' houseBikini Bottom AirportDinerBunny BunsKing Neptune's castle

Atlantis SquarePantis (VE)

Characters:Lord Royal HighnessAtlantean citizensCaptain of the Sea Ship AtlantisKnowledge MachineAtlantean RobotsRobot touristsRed AtlanteanYellow AtlanteanAtlantean royal guardNandoSpongeBob hallucinationAggressive Case of the SnifflesOrange guardBubble SpongeBobVultureDave (cave)Ghostly piratesGermsNorbluck 5Pedal-throwing robotMagenta thugPale anakiwa thugLight brown thugBlue thugGreen jellyfishRed jellyfishGhost jellyfishBlack jellyfishMagma jellyfishDiamond JellyfishSteel JellyfishBrown tall fishPurple tug fishPontifexGigantic JellyfishRoyal Guard CommanderJelly StingerLawrence WhelkJohnny

Locations:AtlantisMuseum of AtlantisMuDriving You Nuts!SpongeBob's pineapple gardenMuSquirrel Museum of NutsSquirrel CityWhelk-MartJellyfish FieldsEncinoGasMusic StationNickelodeon Animation StudioBikini Bottom MuseumAtlantis PalacePlankton's DenAtlantis ParkAtlantis CliffsAtlantis SuburbsBikini BottomKelp ForestShip GraveyardThe Escape RouteThe Bubble RoomThe Art RoomThe Science RoomThe Armoury Room

Objects:Plankton's tankAtlantean amuletSea Ship AtlantisOldest living bubbleBlue jewelRed jewelGolden spatulaSheet musicMelody ShellsToolkitSpeed BoostersHooksAtlantis bubblesBubble Collector 2000Frampton Comes AliveSquidward tikiCanned BreadAnchor ArmsLeverTackTime ClockNut LauncherPaper clipConveyor beltsPlankton's shoesTreadmillYellow AnchorCombJellyfish netPink StarfishAnchorSquidward's clarinetGearSpongeBob StatuePatrick StatueSquidward StatueSandy StatueMr. Krabs Statue

Songs: The Bubble SongFueling the BusMr. Krabs' songSandy's songSquidward's songPlankton's SongGood-Bye, AtlantisBack in Encino

Shorts: Are We There Yet?Beware Flying JellyfishDocumenting Our Road Trip

Miscellaneous: DVDBookVideo gameMobile gameOnline gameAtlantis unofficial songSpongeBob's Director's CommentaryMy Trip to Atlantis - by SpongeBob SquarePantsSpongeBob's Atlantis SquarePantis SquareOffInside the SpongeBob Animation StudiosBehind the PantisBlitz GamesAltronSpongeBob Z-A CountdownPaparazzi ParadeSwapBob SpareFaceSea-Bay

SpongeBob's Truth or Square (VE)

Characters and actors: Painty the PirateRicky GervaisPatchy's momDevil PottyAngel PottyRosario DawsonEddie DeezenTriumph, the Insult Comic DogDr. KrabsLeBron JamesTina FeyWill FerrellCamerafishBoom microphone operatorCraig FergusonRobin WilliamsThe 3 Point FowlThe Guy on the PennyThe QueenP!nkSir QuentinMr. TinderCameramanDirectorMimeOld sailorGoldfishWhaleTalking flowersNot SpongeBobWedding officiantLive-action whaleBlackbeardTenderizerPlanktoBotDemento BotSquidBotWee Yellow BotNosferatuSanta Claus

Locations: Krusty Krab122 Conch StreetSpongeBob's housePatrick Star's houseNickelodeon Animation StudioKrusty Krab freezer

Songs: A Day Like ThisKrabby Patty JingleRubber Hose RagWe've Got ScurvyOh, Krusty KrabBeautiful DreamerRejected theme songs

Objects: Regular tikiHover tikiExplosive tikiWater tikiHint tikiStone tikiJellyfish netBubblesBaby jellyfishSandy's iced tea glassMagic Conch shellHeart-shaped acornMopHot dogGolden spatulaSnellie's pet carrierSoda drinking hatWooden clarinetSquidward's paintsBellybutton lint earmuffsMermaid Man's beltAquaphoneMermaid Man & Barnacle Boy's ring boxKrabby PattyOpen 24 Hours signMr. Krabs' first dollarPatrick's alarm clockKarate gearVolcano SaucePicnic basketMr. Krabs' first dimeKrusty Towers BellFriendship ringRecipe for a Krabby PattyWalkie-talkieRolodexSquidward tikiHappiness object

Shorts: BalloonsJuice ManTrafficThe Outfit

Miscellaneous: DVDVideo gameOnline gamePC gameThe Great Escape bookGood Times!Burger King toys