You Don't Know Sponge

Forgot to do this 5 days ago.

Pizza Hut Australia has a SpongeBob Menu right now and on the menu is Dill Pickle Swirl with Mustard and Bacon Bits Ice Cream.

https://www.pizzahut.com.au/menu/spongebob/

I'm jealous I don't live in Australia. Would you try this menu if you lived in Australia?

I like how SpongeBob thinks Patrick wants nothing to do with him.

I like how SpongeBob and Patrick plays hide-and-seek.

13 years for both ☝🏻

5 years for this one ☝🏻

SpongeBob Season 7 is the Season I would call "Still Bad,But not As Bad As The Previous One".While I don't agree with pretty much 90% of SpongeBob Fans that say this was the worst thing that they've seen being produced by the show,I still think this Season is a big boring mess that doesn't really need to exist.

Most bad episodes fail because of being boring.However there are some exceptions that are awful,which I'm gonna review today at this list.

#10:Stuck In The Wringer (128b)

So this episode starts with a weird slapstick sequence for some reason,which ends up with SpongeBob getting stuck in his Wringer,and Patrick comes around and glues him into the Wringer.Now this could've been funny but it just comes of as kind of frustrating because SpongeBob's Situation is very serious.Now the next 5 or 6 minutes are really dry,SpongeBob just messes up the Krusty Krab and then he goes to Wennie Hut Juniors with Patrick Which makes me wish that I was watching NWA and then goes to the carnival and I know that many people find those scenes frustrating but I just find them kind of boring,until SpongeBob snaps.

In the last few minutes tho,the episode decides that SpongeBob Snapping was bad and one of the background fish says that oh the problem is with your heart because I don't know.Then we switch to Patrick and we watch some scenes that drag on for way to long and then at the end instead of at least having a moral that could've fit there the episode decides to go with a stupid "Crying Solves Your Problems" joke moral Which is really unfunny.I don't take this episode as seriously as many people seem to take it,but yeah it has really not much to redeem it.It's just kind of a frustrating and boring mess.

#9:Summer Job(136b)

This episode is a roll-reversal episode between SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff.She is the student and he is the teacher.How this episode executes this concept?Well... It does it decently,not great or anyth-Oh wait.I'm not here to review Burst Your Bubble.I'm here to explain why Summer Job Sucks.Give me a second...

This episode executes it AWFULLY.For a number of reasons,but the most important one being that instead of SpongeBob actually realising how hard teaching is,he is STILL the annoying nitwit that he is in the other Bad Boating School episodes like Boat Smarts.So this episode adds NOTHING new new to the table when it should have been a refreshing episode,because if the episode had Mrs. Puff Being annoying SpongeBob (but not us) and SpongeBob getting annoyed.That would've been refreshing.

But no,the episode is another one of these bad torture episodes that we already saw in Season 6.And there are other problems too like that STUPID "Mrs. Puff Goes To Jail" cliché and kind of slow pacing.Also for some reason Mr. Krabs doesn't care about Mrs. Puff now?And this episode is 136b in production order,while Krusty Love is 36b.Impressive...

#8:Someone's In The Kitchen With Sandy (129a)

I honestly don't have much to say about this thing.It's just a painfully tedious rehash of Imitation Krabs with everyone being unbelievably stupid.All these gags of SpongeBob saying "uuummm,try again" are just very Repetitive and unfunny.At Least it's not frustrating so I guess I can give some points.

And the Sandy subplot is kind of frustrating,since the townspeople act the same as they acted in #10 and just seeing Sandy without her fur is kind of unpleasant.Ok after I saw the original furless design this was more tolerable but still...And of course at the end Sandy gets arrested because haha funny comedy "Character Goes To Jail" ending.

#7:One Coarse Meal (137a)

Uh boy...so,If You've been living under a rock,this episode is according to most fans of the show the worst episode of the whole series.And considering that I gave it the #7 place,means that I have a lot to say on why it's not so bad,at least to me.

First of all,let's get the elephant out the the room.This episode doesn't deal with suicide.It has a suicide joke,but it's still not a suicide episode.The episode is about Plankton trying to face his fear of whales,not about him being driven to suicide.It is a very lame and cruel attempt for comedy,but it's doesn't amount that much to the plot.With that out of the way,let me explain why this thing sucks.

Well...it is not clear on anything.Yeah me saying this instead of throwing an angry tantrum against Krabs might be disappointing,but I'm sorry I'm not here to repeat every other SpongeBob reviewer's words.This thing doesn't clarify who we are supposed to root for.Ok,everyone will agree when I say that I'm not rooting for Krabs but still,who do the writers want us to root for.At the end,Mr. Krabs gets commupunce but then SpongeBob shows some whale holographs and Plankton gets scared,so that Mr. Krabs can get released.In an episode like The Krabby Kronicle which I think is ten times worse than this,they made clear that Krabs is the villain,even if there's that stupid ending gag.Here they don't make clear if he is the villain or if it's just a gag.There are other problems with this episode too,like the nightmare scene being here SPECIFICALLY to make you feel creeped out with it's creepy visuals and all that,and also why people in this society would eat other People?Are there cannibals in Bikini Bottom?

#6:A Day Without Tears (131a)

This episode starts so obnoxiously.It's basically SpongeBob having something mildly bad happening to him,and then him crying obnoxiously.They could have vary it up a little bit or done something like that,but they do nothing.It's the same obnoxious thing over and over again for 4 and a half minutes.I know it's relevant to the story,but please at least make it less annoying or make it funny.And then they decide to have a scene where SpongeBob calls Patrick for some unexplained reason,and there aren't any jokes in that scene either it's Just pointless.You can say that they were desperate to reach that 11-minute mark.

And the second half of this is really,really,REALLY boring.I am so bored watching this thing.It's just SpongeBob seeing or hearing something that's not positive and trying not to cry.There are no jokes or even attempts for jokes,to the point where I just have lost all interest when the scene where it's almost 12:00 happens,before we see another pointless unfunny sequence of SpongeBob Crying.I struggled to decide whether this or One Coarse Meal would be #6.I ended up picking this because it has less things to redeem it-the only good thing is 10 seconds of sunset visuals.That's pretty much it.

#5:Sponge-Cano! (141b)

Ahh yes,what a failure of an episode.This is actually my least favourite Legends Of Bikini Bottom Episode,it's even worse than The Main Drain and Trenchbillies.Everything in this sucks.

We start with Squidward saying to SpongeBob that he never wants his help again,a cliché that we've already seen in Boating Buddies.After a mediocre song,we move on to a scene that is incredibly draged out of Squidward complaining about everything.I know that it's here to set up the fact that Squidward is miserable but holy cow,at least make it funny.This is just draged out for WAY too long.

But what I find most annoying about this episode is that it SPOILS it's twist ending.

You see,when that dolphin guy is talking about the sacrifice he says "The Sacrifice of The Most Miserable Person's H-" before an annoying background fish stops him.You KNOW that something stupid that Squidward owns while be used in that sacrifice.So the scenes at the volcano are really dry and unfunny,just like the whole episode.There's no tension when you know that a stupid twist is coming.That's all I have to say about this Thing,it literally spoils it's ending.

#4:A Pal For Gary (131b)

So right of the bat,let me say that this is not a Gary Torture Episode.Because we are supposed to root for Gary in this episode.We'll deal with real Gary Torture in the Season 8 list.For now I'm just gonna say that the action scene has really bad visuals and it's just a horribly made action scene that I just don't get any enjoyment out of.

No,my problem with this Trainwreck is SpongeBob.In the boring first half of this episode,they decide to portray SpongeBob as the pet owner that cares about Gary and all that.But in the second half he is portrayed as the same exact idiot we saw on Cephalopod Lodge that doesn't see what's in front of him,because he thinks that Gary is jealous of the new pet (#stopclichés).And he doesn't even apologize afterwards.The way they treat SpongeBob's Character in this episode is unbelievably just messed up.That's all you need to know about this one.

#3:That Sinking Feeling (144a)

This episode is... nothingness.Like,it's literally just SpongeBob and Patrick being obnoxious.It does not have a story or even really tries to,it's just SpongeBob And Patrick digging and laughing obnoxiously for eleven minutes.

I'm sorry,I can't write a 2 paragraph big review about this because it has NOTHING.It just tries to annoy Squidward and you with SpongeBob and Patrick's obnoxious giggling for 11 minutes,with the only gimmick being the underground, that we've seen in Chum Caverns.I see no point on going in depth,it's like Waiting,it's just nothingness.

#2:Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful (131a)

There is one thing that brought this episode in the place it is now.The Cop Gag.When you hear that cop music you know that the episode is going to stop and that cop is going to go ahead and slap a ticket on Squidward's face because there is trash close to him.It's one of the worst examples of Mr. Slide Whistle humour because it's SO annoying!It's up there with the throat clearing gag from Choir Boys!

Oh and the rest of this episode is not Band Geeks Quality,trust me.There are multiple disgusting scenes like the chewing gum sequence,the trash house sequence and the part where trash falls out of SpongeBob's Mouth.And when it's not frustrating or gross,the episode is about Squidward going around town collecting trash and getting Tortured.That's all it has to offer.

Dishonourable Mentions:

•Hide And Then What Happens? (147a):The episode literally reveals to us that Patrick is hiding under his rock at the beginning,so there's no tension.And the gags get drawn out for way longer than they should.

•The Cent Of Money (139b):Another Mr. Slide Whistle episode.And this one is just about Mr. Krabs going around town and vacuuming coins with Gary.He gets his commupunce at least,but even still this episode is incredibly repetitive

•Big Sister Sam (152a):Have You Ever watched a YouTube video and you're like:Why Am I Watching This?Yep,here you are.This episode is mostly a Mr. Slide Whistle One so that's why it didn't make it on the list.

•New Fish In Town (151a):Howard as a character is SO dry and boring.And at the end he just pops a bubble and his lifestyle changes.That's it I guess.

#1:You Don't Know Sponge (149a)

Oh man...I'm gonna say this right of the bat:I prefer opening up my TV and seeing Puffy Fluffy trying to eat Gary,than seeing the beginning of this atrocity.This episode is just..uuughh...

The beginning of this episode is like the entirety of Choir Boys.It's Slow And Frustrating.It's just SpongeBob answering questions right about Patrick in slow pacing,and Patrick answering things wrong in even slower and unfunnier pacing.I hate this sequence so much.Even the music they have gets on your nerves,and Squidward even mentions how slow this process is.And also,in the beginning the writers are like oh well he stupid so he will forget things.Even stupid people can remember basic stuff,just because Patrick us stupid doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with him.

Oh and the actual conflict isn't that much better.Patrick buys silly glasses and now SpongeBob is his friend again.That's all they give you.And the scenes here are not even trying to be funny, they're just kind of pointless.And the ending just proves how flanderized SpongeBob and Patrick's friendship has become.The solution is just silly glasses.That's it.No one apologizes or something like that,just... Silly Glasses.I'm done...

Squidward eats krabby patties in your shoes untied, and but just one bite aired later, so the only explanation is that your shoes untied is after just one bite